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walker @walkercapl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

🚨CREATIVE SURGEONS🚨trade top surgery for manuscript consultation NOW ‼️🚨

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n+1 @nplusonemag.com · 10/09/2026

Prada-branded noodles sell out in an hour; Cheetos-branded hojicha sells out in an hour; Cheetos-branded hojicha-flavored vape sells out in an hour; cocaine-flavored weed; weed-flavored cocaine. www.nplusonemag.com/issue-54/fic...

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Attention | Walker Caplan

Jace came back from vacation weird: He was now peaceful. When he learned of Vote Drunk, he clapped me and Mark Uptick on the backs and rubbed Ava-Claire’s shoulders and said he’d left the agency in go...

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walker @walkercapl.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Why did I write a funny story with characters. I should have written a pure beam of light with nothing

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walker @walkercapl.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

You’re my intellectual property. I thought about you

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walker @walkercapl.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

I would never give a maker space

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walker @walkercapl.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Fallon is somewhere adjusting his levers and wheels, sweat falling from his brow onto a cockroach that immediately gets blackout

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walker @walkercapl.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Like 50% of things that have ever happened fall under the category of "political violence"

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walker @walkercapl.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Italics should be something you earn by undergoing a tiered series of trials. You should be willing to die for those italics

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walker @walkercapl.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

I've seen enough. I'm conking in

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walker @walkercapl.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I really enjoyed your piece! Just one edit: could you strip away the characters, settings, and plot, until it’s just pure light?

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djoyce @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

one of the best things for a lineup to be is a murderer’s row

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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Don’t forget what they don’t want you to know.

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walker @walkercapl.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

They're dividing me by 3 tomorrow

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walker @walkercapl.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

My track record of acting really weird is starting to trouble my perception of myself as the most normal guy in the world

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Mondoweiss @mondoweiss.net · 28/07/2025

The New York Times has helped to enable and sustain Israel’s ongoing genocide. A new dossier reveals the close ties of 20 top editors, executives, and journalists at the Times who have covered Gaza and their connection to Israel and Zionism. mondoweiss.net/2025/07/the-...

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The New York Times commitment to Zionism begins with its own staff

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walker @walkercapl.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Amazing question! I’d say my project explores the intersection of pathetic, disgusting, and long

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walker @walkercapl.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Bro I love your lifestyle. It's such a biting satire of the creative class

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

They are doing Defund The Police in reverse: Gutting the social safety net and giving unlimited power to a vast, violent gestapo to deal with the consequences.

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walker @walkercapl.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

What if I conk out? Oh but my darling, what if you conk in?

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walker @walkercapl.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

“Standing up on it” — the opposite of “bouncing on it” — radical disavowal

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walker @walkercapl.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Girl who writes a newsletter I read about how hard it is to not have a boyfriend just sent out a newsletter with the heading I Got A Boyfriend. Up is down in this reverse society

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walker @walkercapl.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

(Approaching you in public. I look sick) I love how your dress merges the disciplines of shirt and pants

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walker @walkercapl.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

It must feel amazing to be at large

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walker @walkercapl.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Eating a Toblerone and the triangles start bouncing around my stomach like a DVD menu

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Hell Gate *subscribe today!* @hellgatenyc.com · 23/04/2025

The Cuomo campaign reportedly asked public library union leaders in a recent meeting if they'd considered *charging a fee* for library services, alarming some library workers. Asked about the incident, a Cuomo spokesperson blamed a campaign volunteer. hellgatenyc.com/cuomo-librar...