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Neil Crump

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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 12h
Anyway I assume 12yos across the country will wake up tomorrow, be told they can't have it, and they'll just get on with their day. No harm done right
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Mystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 5h
My favourite theory is that as a society we’re no longer marinading in a high enough background level of nicotine to accidentally self-medicate the entire ADHD population
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 7h
[guy compulsively hoarding his obscene wealth] Once the machine steals everyone’s jobs and money, things will be great
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Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 14h
So expensive though with the abacus shortage caused by the AI Data Centers.
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Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 14h
Anyone would be a maths genius if they had their own abacus.
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Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 14h
Hannah was gagged. GAGGED #CelebrityTraitors
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 16h
“Hannah Fry is smart.” “We need something to show us while they are back at their lodgings.” “I dunno let’s give her an abacus.” #CelebrityTraitors
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Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 15h
Absolutely single handedly killed Myha'la there.
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Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 15h
So Hannah Fry's a pretty good liar then huh 👀
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Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 15h
Every single task in every single series of this, total fiction.
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Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 15h
There's no way I'd be giving up a shield, fuck those orphans. #Traitors
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 16h
my new credit card expires in 2031 and i had a mild breakdown, it’s too futuristic. it’s later than when they wake up Sly in demolition man!!!
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 16h
Ok there was a very brief scene where Hannah Fry mentioned she had a system she was working, here’s the full thing and it’s GENIUS #CelebrityTraitors youtu.be/twDvxNooI_4
youtu.be
How would Alan Turing have played the Traitors?
YouTube video by Hannah Fry
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Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 16h
deadline.com/2026/10/bbc-...
deadline.com
BBC Staff Concerned About Matt Brittin Praise For AI 'Doctor Who'
BBC employees would like Matt Brittin to travel back in time and scrub from the record his comments about an AI-generated episode of 'Doctor Who.'
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David Reid @licklepuma.bsky.social · 20h
Holy shit. If he were any more stupid, we'd have to water him.
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Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 20h
My Samsung phone has an AI assistant I can use to answer calls, so I like to let the machines talk to the machines sometimes.
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 22h
History has shown us the guys will always, always, eventually do the meme
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Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(My actual face as I hit reply)
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Paul Rudd's Face Palm: Not Again (Living With Yourself)
ALT: Paul Rudd's Face Palm: Not Again (Living With Yourself)
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Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Alisa's Inspiring Quote: New Beginnings
ALT: Alisa's Inspiring Quote: New Beginnings
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Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Everyone with a cat or not-my-cat knows this first look of disappointment.
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Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was already going to say *this* would be funnier if it was 1/50 and now this thread as well...
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James C @iguandonjim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The OG NFT
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
finally people are talking about this
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Andrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When the series started in 1973, the average age of the trio of retired elderly men in The Last of The Summer Wine was 53 years old.
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Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It just makes no sense that we still haven't invented a machine for this in 2026, and we still have to sort them like ancient Egyptians.
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Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ack...
youtube.com
Eels Song | The Mighty Boosh | BBC Studios
YouTube video by BBC Studios
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Openly Gay Animals 🌈 @openlygayanimals.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Jackpot!!
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The merger of Paramount and Warner Bros means that The Hotel Inspector, Alex Polizzi, could join the DC universe. Let's wait and see.
The Hotel Inspector, Alex PolizziCharacters in the DC Universe
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Eddie Robson will be at Fantasycon @eddierobson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I almost didn't bother with this season of Bake Off, can't believe I would have missed Paul Hollywood learning what a throuple is on national TV
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Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
www.tomshardware.com/peripherals/...
tomshardware.com
CD players are back with modern, interesting features, starting as low as $89 — here are some of the best and most interesting new models
Bluetooth, MagSafe, wild form factors, and more
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Dave Lee @davelee.me · 05/10/2026
The horror stat remains true: The average American household is closer in net worth to Jeff Bezos than Jeff Bezos is to Elon Musk.
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Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jesus going all in on Christianity in his 30s makes me wonder what he’d done in his 20s.
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Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Translation: Sociopath elitist tech fascists who think they’re creating God and believe democracy is the enemy want us to finance our own demise to let them take over the world. www.politico.com/news/2026/10...
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is massively amusing to me that if you let copilot suggest a business person you admire most it will automatically suggest Satya Nadella (CEO of Microsoft)
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Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I bet the bodies are under the kitchen, it's what I'd do.
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Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A lot if it about in Kinver... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
The Kinver rock houses of England's last cave people
Over centuries, caves in Kinver, Staffordshire, are turned into rock houses by families.
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Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mum's cousin in Kinver basically has a cave in the back garden 👀
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David Bennett @toosurreal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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David Reid @licklepuma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The EA only monitors flood risk, amongst a whole bunch of other things like pollution, fisheries and environmental regulation. Just the thing you want to scrap when the water companies are polluting everything and global climate change is now upon us..
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
adding '5 British doggers' to the list of surprising defeats for the US military, alongside the IRGC, Viet Cong, and geography
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Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you weren’t already well aware, Nintendo puts a bitter taste on their Switch games to keep kids from eating them. You only have to lick them to find this out. If not, please have the camera ready when you convince someone to try and see if it’s true, because it’ll bring you joy for WEEKS.
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Dr Alfredo Carpineti @drcarpineti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Saturn is very bright in the South East sky right now if you are in the UK/Europe (and you have less annoying wispy clouds than me)
A telescope view of Saturn
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dot Black @wedge.black · 04/10/2026
Both teams are obsessed with the goats, but them kids aren’t even of egg-laying age so what’s the point? #Apocalypse
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Natalie @discopigeon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm collecting all the foxes 🦊 [Expand the post/pic to see all the lovely fox friends]
Four red foxes, sitting around the garden. Waiting for my upstairs neighbour to come out and feed them.
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Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Quick shout-out to the real world shirt I tried to make twice and then rage quit ✨
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just like the pattern cutting section
A right sleeve that is now “100% straight” on snow petal lace
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
back on my bullshit (making cute dresses)
A green sequin and silk risqué slit dress A gothic pink and purple corset style dress with a fitted skirtA pink tiered dress with a sequin bodice and lace frillsA cream patterned long dress with lace waterfall tiered trim on the left side, blue silk split sleeves and a blue waistband
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