Reposted by Neil CrumpREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 12hAnyway I assume 12yos across the country will wake up tomorrow, be told they can't have it, and they'll just get on with their day. No harm done right 31293
Reposted by Neil CrumpMystery John @glempy.bsky.social · 5hMy favourite theory is that as a society we’re no longer marinading in a high enough background level of nicotine to accidentally self-medicate the entire ADHD population 37324
Reposted by Neil CrumpViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 7h[guy compulsively hoarding his obscene wealth] Once the machine steals everyone’s jobs and money, things will be great 317640
Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 14hSo expensive though with the abacus shortage caused by the AI Data Centers. 010
Reposted by Neil CrumpRichard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 14hAnyone would be a maths genius if they had their own abacus. 4553
Reposted by Neil CrumpMatt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 14hHannah was gagged. GAGGED #CelebrityTraitors 082
Reposted by Neil CrumpScott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 16h“Hannah Fry is smart.” “We need something to show us while they are back at their lodgings.” “I dunno let’s give her an abacus.” #CelebrityTraitors 1039841
Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 15hEvery single task in every single series of this, total fiction. 110
Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 15hThere's no way I'd be giving up a shield, fuck those orphans. #Traitors 160
Reposted by Neil CrumpTracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 16hmy new credit card expires in 2031 and i had a mild breakdown, it’s too futuristic. it’s later than when they wake up Sly in demolition man!!! 4323
Reposted by Neil CrumpRob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 16hOk there was a very brief scene where Hannah Fry mentioned she had a system she was working, here’s the full thing and it’s GENIUS #CelebrityTraitors youtu.be/twDvxNooI_4youtu.beHow would Alan Turing have played the Traitors?YouTube video by Hannah Fry 072
Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 16hdeadline.com/2026/10/bbc-...deadline.comBBC Staff Concerned About Matt Brittin Praise For AI 'Doctor Who'BBC employees would like Matt Brittin to travel back in time and scrub from the record his comments about an AI-generated episode of 'Doctor Who.' 000
Reposted by Neil CrumpDavid Reid @licklepuma.bsky.social · 20hHoly shit. If he were any more stupid, we'd have to water him. 021
Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 20hMy Samsung phone has an AI assistant I can use to answer calls, so I like to let the machines talk to the machines sometimes. 010
Reposted by Neil CrumpDisappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 22hHistory has shown us the guys will always, always, eventually do the meme 1236
Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 08/10/2026(My actual face as I hit reply)static.klipy.comPaul Rudd's Face Palm: Not Again (Living With Yourself)ALT: Paul Rudd's Face Palm: Not Again (Living With Yourself) 100
Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comAlisa's Inspiring Quote: New BeginningsALT: Alisa's Inspiring Quote: New Beginnings 100
Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Everyone with a cat or not-my-cat knows this first look of disappointment. 150
Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I was already going to say *this* would be funnier if it was 1/50 and now this thread as well... 010
Reposted by Neil CrumpTfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026finally people are talking about this 1203
Reposted by Neil CrumpAndrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026When the series started in 1973, the average age of the trio of retired elderly men in The Last of The Summer Wine was 53 years old. 67717
Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It just makes no sense that we still haven't invented a machine for this in 2026, and we still have to sort them like ancient Egyptians. 120
Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 07/10/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ack...youtube.comEels Song | The Mighty Boosh | BBC StudiosYouTube video by BBC Studios 010
Reposted by Neil CrumpNick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The merger of Paramount and Warner Bros means that The Hotel Inspector, Alex Polizzi, could join the DC universe. Let's wait and see. 0105
Reposted by Neil CrumpEddie Robson will be at Fantasycon @eddierobson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I almost didn't bother with this season of Bake Off, can't believe I would have missed Paul Hollywood learning what a throuple is on national TV 46914
Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 06/10/2026www.tomshardware.com/peripherals/...tomshardware.comCD players are back with modern, interesting features, starting as low as $89 — here are some of the best and most interesting new modelsBluetooth, MagSafe, wild form factors, and more 110
Reposted by Neil CrumpDave Lee @davelee.me · 05/10/2026The horror stat remains true: The average American household is closer in net worth to Jeff Bezos than Jeff Bezos is to Elon Musk. 421775
Reposted by Neil CrumpRichard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Jesus going all in on Christianity in his 30s makes me wonder what he’d done in his 20s. 201016
Reposted by Neil CrumpThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Translation: Sociopath elitist tech fascists who think they’re creating God and believe democracy is the enemy want us to finance our own demise to let them take over the world. www.politico.com/news/2026/10... 32027971156
Reposted by Neil CrumpDisappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It is massively amusing to me that if you let copilot suggest a business person you admire most it will automatically suggest Satya Nadella (CEO of Microsoft) 2283
Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I bet the bodies are under the kitchen, it's what I'd do. 120
Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A lot if it about in Kinver... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukThe Kinver rock houses of England's last cave peopleOver centuries, caves in Kinver, Staffordshire, are turned into rock houses by families. 110
Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Mum's cousin in Kinver basically has a cave in the back garden 👀 120
Reposted by Neil CrumpDavid Bennett @toosurreal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026@pyramidhead76.bsky.social 221
Reposted by Neil CrumpDavid Reid @licklepuma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The EA only monitors flood risk, amongst a whole bunch of other things like pollution, fisheries and environmental regulation. Just the thing you want to scrap when the water companies are polluting everything and global climate change is now upon us.. 011
Reposted by Neil CrumpAsh @queerash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026adding '5 British doggers' to the list of surprising defeats for the US military, alongside the IRGC, Viet Cong, and geography 221020253
Reposted by Neil CrumpKate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If you weren’t already well aware, Nintendo puts a bitter taste on their Switch games to keep kids from eating them. You only have to lick them to find this out. If not, please have the camera ready when you convince someone to try and see if it’s true, because it’ll bring you joy for WEEKS. 041
Reposted by Neil CrumpDr Alfredo Carpineti @drcarpineti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Saturn is very bright in the South East sky right now if you are in the UK/Europe (and you have less annoying wispy clouds than me) 0174
Reposted by Neil Crumpdot Black @wedge.black · 04/10/2026Both teams are obsessed with the goats, but them kids aren’t even of egg-laying age so what’s the point? #Apocalypse 011
Reposted by Neil CrumpNatalie @discopigeon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm collecting all the foxes 🦊 [Expand the post/pic to see all the lovely fox friends] 10356
Neil Crump @pyramidhead76.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Quick shout-out to the real world shirt I tried to make twice and then rage quit ✨ 120
Reposted by Neil CrumpTfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026just like the pattern cutting section 121
Reposted by Neil CrumpTfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026back on my bullshit (making cute dresses) 3141