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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 2h
Serenity was released 21 years ago today. When a canceled series got the chance to have not only an epilogue, but one on the big screen... 🤯 Cool space chase. That was four months after the release of Revenge of the Sith and the Battle of Coruscant. We were really spoiled.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 11h
the reason this is a meeting and not an email is that we need to build a shared understanding which can only be done by back-and-forth conversation and the making explicit of our implicit assumptions and needs, you twat
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dot Black @wedge.black · 12h
ah london, it's real and it's been fun, but was it all real fun?
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dot Black @wedge.black · 13h
it’s been 15, no, 20 years, so if we all just recycle one or two more plastic bottles they’ll be able to finally make a recycled plastic bottle
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dot Black @wedge.black · 28/09/2026
Defend Our Juries: "Last June, Andy Burnham was on a platform with Del Naja in support of the Fossil Fuel Non Proliferation Treaty, praising his ‘clarity and leadership’. "Today, he’s having Rob arrested under the Terrorism Act for holding a piece of paper.
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*There is no possible safe, benign, entirely trustworthy technology devoid of downsides and debris *There's only the Anthropocene *It's not a shocking revelation, technology has been like that since forever; Vulcan always limps
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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dot Black @wedge.black · 25/09/2026
Talking to a woman half my age, she’s crocheting and visiting her boyfriend to plan their world travels, I’m off clubbing and then to a conference.
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Liz Shuler @lizshuler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*9 to 5* may have been a comedy, but for so many of us women fighting for respect on the job, it felt all too real. Dolly helped make us laugh at the boss and imagine what we could change together. Happy 9 to 5 Day! We miss you, Dolly.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 25/09/2026
A new American contact was trying to analyse my accent but unfortunately I was already unconsciously but obviously mirroring theirs.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 23/09/2026
the background migraine caused by last night’s black forest gateaux has subsided enough to allow for tonight’s black forest gateaux
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han olliver @hanolliver.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
making a shirt that says "would love to subscribe to your newsletter but it's on substack" and the back is just a picture of my cat screaming.
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Dr Keith Wilson 💭 @keithwilson.eu · 21/09/2026
She’s right. Billions of computations to output just a single token. Then the whole process is repeated to produce another token, and so on. Biological systems, on the other hand, employ continuous processes that operate in real time using a tiny fraction of the energy. #LLMs #GenAI
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dot Black @wedge.black · 21/09/2026
i actually do live in the moment and people are annoyed at me for it
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/09/2026
thisone0verhere on threads: "Being Invited To Nothing: literally nobody cares about me at all

Being Invited To One Thing: omg it never ends with these people"

astral_blobfish replies: ""Oh my gooddduhhhh just email me your problem."

"Oh my godddduhhhh who the f*ck is emailing meeeeeee?!""

thisone0verhere replies: "I swear to god if there are a bunch of emails in my email..."
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dot Black @wedge.black · 20/09/2026
i wonder how long #Apocalypse can go before there’s an intervention to stop Scott from roping his teammates to trees as bait for coyotes. it’s taken Channel 4 a year to produce this show and maybe six months to edit, so i reckon it was weird-tough to do.
Scott in green beanie and camo. Built.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)
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dot Black @wedge.black · 20/09/2026
watching ‘the rainmaker’ but only via the thirty-second recaps
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dot Black @wedge.black · 19/09/2026
We need a term like “I’m organic” to indicate you don’t use AI
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dot Black @wedge.black · 19/09/2026
Actually surprised the delivery man by opening the door within 1.1 seconds of his ringing my doorbell. In that time, he was busy putting my package behind my bins and leaving.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 19/09/2026
I buy a product direct from the website, coz Amazon bad, right? Hackers now have my name, phone, email, and home address. “Ribon” owned by “Be A Part Of” aka “Fastr” which the popular ‘BigCommerce’ relies on, was hacked. Unknown unaccountable fourth parties. Why must I accept this? Every year.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 19/09/2026
Remember when coins showed the word ‘new’ so that old people didn’t confuse them with the old pennies that made up shillings? No, me neither.
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Phil Marsden @philmarsden.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Crime is highly correlated with poverty, so the solution to crime is to make people poorer.
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Matt Henderson @matthen.com · 16/09/2026
Trying to forecast the future on a Galton board
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
cap'n watsisname 
@capnwatsisname
[running into my ex while shopping]

Me, under my breath: smooth peanut butter, smh. dodged a bullet there.

Her, to the dolls riding in my cart: hello Cynthia. Anne.
10:45 AM • 2019-10-08
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
matt 
@shadygrenade
*approaches hot blonde at supermarket*
"Excuse me but has anyone ever told you that you're blocking the fucking Lunchables?"
8:52 AM • 2014-06-05
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The old year clock! Now including: • major world events • meteors • earthquakes • aurora strength • solar wind • near earth objects • major fireballs • temperature anomalies • wildfires • hurricanes and major storms • reported UFO sightings (no joke!) Updared live straight from a source
datapoems.io
Cosmic Clock 2026
A 2026 cosmic clock with orbital rings, almanac context, and live space-weather data feeds arranged around the current time.
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Jane Ruffino @janeruffino.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Excuse me, spite is its own ROI
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dot Black @wedge.black · 14/09/2026
I was going to ask which is good and which is bad, in the phrase “it’s swings and roundabouts” but I’ve already found the longer “what you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts” which is actually from fairgrounds and showmen.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 13/09/2026
Simple, secure life: 1. Install ‘Firefox Focus’ on mobile 2. Set as default browser 3. Tap any link from social, knowing you’re protected 4. Send any page to your normal browser in two taps 5. Use your normal fave mobile browser for important browsing. I no longer have 100 tabs on mobile :)
Logo firefox focus.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 13/09/2026
if i was humming and half singing, “mm mmm above the grass mmmm mm”, how would you react?
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dot Black @wedge.black · 13/09/2026
I know, without a shadow of doubt, my dog loves me and / or cheese.
Dog stood near fridge, black and white spaniel.
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you will never, in your entire life, make as much money as the people who are incapable of coming up with ideas like "Miss Piggy flirts with Ryan Gosling" or "Pedro Pascal tries not to laugh at Fozzy's dumb jokes" make in a year
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dot Black @wedge.black · 13/09/2026
Neither the Gambling Commission or the Advertising Standards Authority can stop these scum scam gambling ads. It’s all Facebook; it’s just what happens. Impossible to stop 🤷‍♂️
theguardian.com
Tesco alerts police as supermarket becomes latest victim of scam ‘endorsement’ ads
Exclusive: Supermarket joins line of firms and sports stars including Bellingham and Haaland to have their image hijacked via ads
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dot Black @wedge.black · 12/09/2026
If you spend £2k on a tattoo, tennis lessons, or an iPhone Duo you’re – just living. Everything is merely a distraction from the insignificance of life and the inevitability of death. Enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 12/09/2026
Radiator burst, spraying water diagonally upwards — thankfully my tracksuit bottoms and jumper soaked up 95%.
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Gränsfallet @brosen67.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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dot Black @wedge.black · 10/09/2026
west coast or east coast it’s always the best coast strange we don’t have a north or south coast. so strange
The sun low over the sea, rays shine on wet sand. A groyne diagonal.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 10/09/2026
cold shower so now i know i’m not an ice bath barrel guy boiler fixed tomorrow
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dot Black @wedge.black · 09/09/2026
£1,999
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dot Black @wedge.black · 09/09/2026
now that they’ve brought out the iPhone Duo, i want an iPhone Fold
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dot Black @wedge.black · 09/09/2026
i’m gonna keep my hands level with, and above, my elbows at all times so i can be as naturally comfortable as the apple presenters
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 08/09/2026
Yes, Star Trek Day... but today is also the 46th anniversary of Battle Beyond the Stars! "A farm boy recruits a band of outlaws to save the planet Akir from dark forces that threaten to wipe them out from the face of the universe. A battle stretching beyond the stars begins here."
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dot Black @wedge.black · 08/09/2026
Can’t stand these sort of signs and the pathetic thought processes behind them. Nobody who throws rocks cares. “Oh well there wasn’t a sign, so…” The council is pandering.
A sign on a concrete wall overlooking a children’s park. “Please DO NOT throw rocks into the pool”
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dot Black @wedge.black · 08/09/2026
Me: Thanks for returning my call — after the three voicemails, texts, and the facebook message, I assumed you’d gone out of business. Tradesperson: I’m holidaying in Monaco and then Dubai until late January.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 08/09/2026
Moving to the North, I was surprised how quickly I became used to the air-raid sirens. Mining requires explosives, and warnings.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 08/09/2026
getting real excited about the PS5 walking clock
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dot Black @wedge.black · 07/09/2026
Having what might be dairy-based cheese with my state-sanctioned protein block today. Overseer Eleven 38 says that blocks will be replaced with pills within the year.
A rectangular cuboid of ruddish brown matter with a dry skin, on a bed of mixed vegetables with a slice of orange and speckled cheese.
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dot Black @wedge.black · 06/09/2026
Went to the poshest restaurant in Redcar, no not Armando’s, the new Koha. It’s real good I guess, but banquette seating doesn’t do it for me.
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Alastair Somerville @acuity.design · 06/09/2026
New on BBC archive today youtu.be/fCXXzPcwj3c?... 1982 and BBC just scaring the living crap out of UK with 30 minutes on the brutal science of a nuclear explosion
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1982: A Nuclear Bomb in London | Q.E.D.: A Guide to Armageddon | BBC Archive
YouTube video by BBC Archive
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