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doug h. nuts

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purple in sector one.

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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I was going to make a joke about sodium but I thought Na, nobody will get it
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 10/10/2026
not to be controversial but i think we should stop electing dangerously stupid people sorry if this offends
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doug h. nuts @purpurite.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Schism
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doug h. nuts @purpurite.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
if there is no performance enhanced, is it still a suspension?
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What doesn’t make you stronger, kills you.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The power of nostalgia is directly proportional to the degree in which everything is completely ruined now.
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doug h. nuts @purpurite.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
timeline cleanse...
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doug h. nuts @purpurite.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
suddenly, and without any reasonable explanation, i have developed a liking to candy corn. i might need help.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Count on it 👇
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
White Sox fans, don’t hang your head. Thats a fucking baller season. Well done.
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Paul van der Meer @paulvandermeer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Total chaos in Russian cities after Ukraine's strikes on just two Yandex data centers wipes out GPS, payment systems, taxi apps and the largest websites, across the country. Russia's centralized North Korean style internet is the country's weakness, they are fucked.
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doug h. nuts @purpurite.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
if the #whitesox lose on that little league shit home run, imma gonna lose my shit. and this TNT broadcast crew can suck my left nut just like they are sucking cleveland's nuts.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“HI CHRIS!”
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 10/10/2026
Hi, everyone, hi, just need you to stop for a moment and watch this Tulsa TD.
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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
slutty ghosts wear fitted sheets
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/02/2025
mike ditka used to have a branded resort in kissimmee florida and there were lots of staged photos of mike ditka hanging out in it. i will post a bunch of them now. sorry for hte low resolution these are from like 2008
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doug h. nuts @purpurite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the blue behind the plate tonight is trash, but it's also trash that the WhiteSox have burned a challenge in the first inning again.
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doug h. nuts @purpurite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Walking people, not throwing strikes and striking out yourself is a bad plan.
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 07/10/2026
God forbid I try to give back on my day off.
Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
These patches showed up at the perfect time. STFU About Chicago- we're in the playoffs!
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doug h. nuts @purpurite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
losing two challenges in low-leverage situation in the 3rd inning is inexcusable. #WhiteSox
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James Fegan @jrfegan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Grant Taylor threw four innings two days ago. Braden Montgomery had a .430 OPS vs. LHP this season. Sean Burke got demoted to Triple-A last August. These White Sox just keep defying all of it. chicago.suntimes.com/white-sox/20...
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doug h. nuts @purpurite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dear pope bob, i ask only for some divine inspiration to make sam antonacci stop burning pitch challenges in the first 3 innings with nobody on. thanks, doug
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Game 3 on Wednesday will be the second time in franchise history the White Sox play a home game with a chance to clinch a postseason series Joining: 1906 WS G6, which they won
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think the hardest thing about being an umpire would be not going "aw, shit, dude!" or "what the hell was that?!" when someone throws a ball away or something.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
are…..the 2026 white sox on their way to becoming one of the best baseball stories of all time ???
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“That there’s a damn shame, Bill. Yeah, no, sorry, I didn’t see anything. I was visiting my sister’s tree over on Morgan. I’ll ask around and let you know if I hear something, though. Geez, what a world, am I right? Anyway, your homeowners policy should cover it, no?”
A squirrel stands next to a partially-chewed pumpkin on a stoop.
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doug h. nuts @purpurite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
GO GO WHITE SOX!
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm all for Ken Paxton wasting his war chest on commercials reminding Chicagoans what a bigoted piece of shit he is
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doug h. nuts @purpurite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's not bad enough that we have to endure the endless political smear commercials, but now we have to watch shit politicians in texas? wtf.
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doug h. nuts @purpurite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
State Farm removed the Cam Skattebo CTE-inducing head butts in their commercial. It looks weird with the CGI, but thanks for the re-edit.
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James Fegan @jrfegan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Grant Taylor described Munetaka Murakami’s “pimp job” on his home run as “impeccable”
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
THE WHITE SOX
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Phil Rosenthal @philrosenthal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I should hope so.
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John Schriffen's future as White Sox TV voice reportedly up in the air
John Schriffen's contract as White Sox TV voice expires after this season, and CHSN has reportedly begun exploring replacements.
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doug h. nuts @purpurite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
turn sideways and step through. don't ask me how i know.
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Carmen Vitali @carmiev.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Had to explain to my mom today why I didn’t want to watch Deshaun Watson. Having to have that conversation because a person like that is somehow still playing in the NFL is exhausting and I really, really wish it wasn’t necessary.
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doug h. nuts @purpurite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what the hell is wrong with the audio on this shitty game? #blackhawks
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doug h. nuts @purpurite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
why have i seen a long island, NY HFH commercial 400 times since the start of this game?
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doug h. nuts @purpurite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
he's just the best.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've set my life up in such a way to where I almost never see political ads and it's glorious but then the fucking baseball playoffs happen.
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doug h. nuts @purpurite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i'm just baffled by the amount of empty seats in houston for the astros v whitesox.
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doug h. nuts @purpurite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my loathe for the houston astros increases with every jose altuve sighting.
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doug h. nuts @purpurite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my good god, this astros is hot garbage on a slice of toast.
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doug h. nuts @purpurite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
where the hell is the strike zone on this #whitesox broadcast?
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doug h. nuts @purpurite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#astros fans should be completely embarrassed. more epty seats than last evening. brutal support for a playoff team, regardless if they were 81-81. let's close this bitch out tonight.
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doug h. nuts @purpurite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i really hate sports teams in las vegas.
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Coach Dan Casey @coachdancasey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ben Johnson ✍️
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doug h. nuts @purpurite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
give the team with fans who don't show up three home games in round 1. sure, that's fair. i hope houston gets swept out.
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doug h. nuts @purpurite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lotta empty seats at this houston v whitesox game. wtf is wrong with those fans?
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Beef Down! #chicago
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