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Clark Addison

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“Toast cannot be explained by any rational means. Toast is me. I am Toast” Margaret Atwood “A loud & persistent rapping at someones back door” Terry Boers “Because we are both men of Chicago” Leo McGarry Iowa Hawkeye Proud father of an autistic badass 8645

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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 1h
Northwestern, Kansas State, Kentucky, Arizona, Davidson, Weber State, Bethune-Cookman, all are Wildcats. Thank you for attending my TED talk, Mr Schmitt.
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Captain CV @buckiman16.bsky.social · 3h
The Hawkeyes play the Buckeyes this weekend in NCAA football. Someone needs to tell Schmitt they are both "eyes" but separate teams.
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McKie's Disc Jockey Show Lounge @mckiesdjlounge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pour some out for the steamers Philip R Clarke & Arthur M Anderson, some of the oldest freighters on the Great Lakes, now in long-term layup in Toledo, neither expected to sail again. The Anderson was the last ship in contact with the Edmund Fitzgerald. Photos by Lou Gerard & Altafest.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 11h
4, so long as they aren’t crinkle cut.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 18h
BREAKING: trump to sign executive order renaming the Atlanta Hawks to the Iowa Hawkeyes!
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 11h
Why pick the one photo that makes him look like the guy they sent out onto the steps while the real Trump was being whisked away inside a catering cart on the tarmac?
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 12h
“This has always sucked, and now the racist kids I went to high school with want to share their opinions I never cared about” Me leaving Facebook 2004 “Why are THEY here now? Because Elon smiled while holding a kitchen sink?” Me leaving Twitter in 2025 “This isn’t terrible.” Me on BlueSky today
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 13h
“Our only option is an egg salad sandwich at a rural mom and pop gas station?” Me leaving Facebook 2004 “Our only option is a suburban Little Rock Applebees w 892 Google reviews & a 2.7 rating?” Me leaving Twitter in 2025 “This Panera only has 3 menu items in stock. I’m in.” Me on BlueSky today
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 14h
Great point. I only wish they’d learn something from it or feel some kind of sense of failure. They don’t. Wiping their tears with $100 bills.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 14h
Basura caliente.
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Laura Lastnamé @cubbi3gyrl.bsky.social · 14h
I will be watching the Spanish broadcast from here forward….
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 14h
PCA on this Cubs team reminds me a lot of some decision making and logic from the shitbirds I went to high school with. Drive a $900 Accord with 170k miles and $4k worth of gaudy stereo accessories and bling on it. Break down in the parking lot because you didn’t spend $180 on a new radiator hose.
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Frustrated Fan @frustratedfan.bsky.social · 14h
Pat Hughes sounds so deflated. Good job, Cubs.
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 14h
I’ve seen a few people saying he should be fired, as if anyone else on Earth could have done something with this pitching staff.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 14h
Fam, I’ve had enough. I tried. First Cubes game I’ve skeeted in over a month. But I’m done. It’s football season. I’m on vacation. My grandma died today. I’ve got better shit to waste my time and emotions on. This team is not that. Enjoy the rest of whatever this team is this year without me.
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Pope Elwood IX @ekingsbury.bsky.social · 14h
ROB SAND FOR GOVERNOR OF IOWA
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Billy Krumb @clubhousecancer.bsky.social · 14h
Clayton Kershaw is doing what Tom Brady does in the booth. Saying shockingly obvious things in an important sounding voice. #Cubs #GoCubsGo
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 14h
Can we engineer it to mute Zaidman on radio broadcasts?
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 14h
I bet Zaidman hasn’t curtailed his enthusiastic brown nosed background cackling on tonight’s broadcast. There’s a PBP job to be “won.”
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 14h
Maybe he should speak about the paper sack of diarrhea he was handed in lieu of a pitching staff that could handle an injury bug.
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TimOHthy Jay @timothyjay44.bsky.social · 14h
Best offense in baseball answering the call.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 14h
This season has been a roller coaster, but through it all Meghan has been an absolute gem and on top of her game. Thank you @mmontemurro.bsky.social
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Meghan Montemurro @mmontemurro.bsky.social · 14h
All 3 homers Boyd has allowed tonight have been on his changeup. He had surrendered 6 home runs off his changeup in the regular season, his 2nd most used pitch (546 thrown).
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 14h
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Steve Carell as Michael Scott: I Volunteer As Tribute!
ALT: Steve Carell as Michael Scott: I Volunteer As Tribute!
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 14h
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Again Dinosaurs
ALT: Again Dinosaurs
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 14h
Tapping the sign. Best of three series, Craig. Get the fuck going.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 14h
Couches. The word we were looking for was “couches.” We would have also accepted davenport, love seat, futon, settee, or hide-a-bed.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 14h
“You’re losing because you didn’t start Matt Shaw!”
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 14h
To quote my friend @thebstiles “Big, if true.”
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 14h
Homophobic chicken sandwich franchise singing jingle about chicken and waffles view number 7,302 of the week.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 14h
Who’s having a worse night, Eric Schmitt or Mike Schildt?
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 15h
Risky, unproven, I think you might be drunk but I’m for it.
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Stan Miller @milbo11.bsky.social · 15h
5th inning: Matt Boyd has given up 8 runs. Counsell decides to leave him in. “Hey! It’s a 7 game seri….." “It’s a 3 game series?" “Well, I didn’t want to blow up my bullpen"
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That’s really and truly enough now, Alan Cumming. Half expected him to jump out at me in between aisles at Aldi today in some weird ass renaissance outfit and yell “Trai TORS” over and over until I ran screaming back to my car.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 15h
Make. The Traitors ads. Stop.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 15h
How long you gonna keep Boyd in, CC? The way your ABs are going? What, wanna keep that illustrious bullpen fresh for the NLCS?
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Cubs Magic Number @cubsmagicnumber.bsky.social · 15h
Never too early to mention that the Padres have a no hitter going. #GoCubsGo
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Lets Go Cubs! Rizzo Claps in Dugout
ALT: Lets Go Cubs! Rizzo Claps in Dugout
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Frustrated Fan @frustratedfan.bsky.social · 15h
0-4 with RISP
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Mike Pusateri @mikepusateri.bsky.social · 15h
“I can see Fetterman from my house”
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 15h
Washable diapers
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 15h
Your 2026 Chicago Cubs. “We Hate RISP”
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 15h
Really wanna see King do that stupid knee bob but fart and fall down immediately. With runners on base.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 15h
This fucking home plate and pitcher camera angle can eat a bathtub of dicks. ZOOM AND PAN, god dammit.
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The Cavalcade Of Asshats Murders Civilians For Sport @mers0274.bsky.social · 15h
So the Cubs look completely overmatched at the plate and the Padres look like the '27 Yankees. Someone may wanna Google most innings thrown by position players in a playoff series.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 15h
Hey, are you all watching #THIS ?
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 15h
Jed get some pitching for 2027 challenge (evergreen).
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 15h
Atlanta, Iowa, or Chicago?
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 15h
Everything’s going to be fine, I hear tell of something called the “vaunted pitching lab.”
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Snl Liar
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 15h
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How Dare You Look
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