Dave K @punlovinlad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Write about what you know. Except if you're Bram Stoker, and just assume everyone thinks eastern europe is kinda spooky and run with it babe 000
Reposted by Dave KCarl Kinsella @carlkinsella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026you know when the idea for a tweet comes to you nine years too late? like my brain, unbidden, just produced the thought “an indecisive Irish judge called Ruth B’fhéidir Ginsberg”. or maybe I did tweet it at the time. nothing matters anyway. 0616
Reposted by Dave KJane Ruffino @janeruffino.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I love that the more famous CMAT gets, the wider the blast radius gets for Bertie Ahern’s roasting. It also helps that he definitely cares about this. I hope witnessing entire arenas singing his name pejoratively makes him feel the first shame of his life 65711
Dave K @punlovinlad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Stay with me on this folks but how about a round 2 of the Battle of the Boyne? Im convinced the english arent bothered this time 000
Reposted by Dave KGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Mr Beast and James Patterson have a novel coming out together and I am relatively secure in the assumption that neither is aware. 2662364
Dave K @punlovinlad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Man City caught cheating, and Ronaldo has a hissy fit cos he was dropped for one game. Like Sinead O'Connor, this bald queen deserves an apology. 010
Reposted by Dave KCethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 01/10/2026I suffer from regency bias which means that I believe a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. 2257
Dave K @punlovinlad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The Drumcree furore is sadly making a lot of stupid people seem important 010
Reposted by Dave KDavid Cake will not be changing his name for Halloween 🎃 @davecakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s national Poetry day today so if you were thinking about writing a poem. Don’t. 293
Dave K @punlovinlad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Man City going for the Bertie Aherne tactic of just saying "I don't agree with that legal conclusion" and don't elaborate any further. 010
Reposted by Dave KEmma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 14/12/2025i won't be a monkey's uncle. that life aint for me. 3331
Reposted by Dave KDarach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I was reminded of a very Dublin insult this morning - “oh he’s such a martyr, Padre Pio has a picture of him on his windscreen”. 1135473
Reposted by Dave KShane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dracula always looks well put together despite not being able to see himself in the mirror! Fuckin legend 3407
Reposted by Dave KEvery Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Amelia Dimoldenberg jokes about Ed Sheeran during her ‘SNL UK’ monologue, comparing him to Elmo. #SNLUK #AmeliaDimoldenberg #EdSheeran 10426113
Reposted by Dave KGer @ger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Kindly old ladies giving me a glowing smile as I cycle past with a baby trailer in tow. Little do they know it contains a six pack of Guinness, three large bottles of San Miguel, and a lidl power washer. 1303
Reposted by Dave KJohn Finn @seanfionn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Gavin Bazunu statement on withdrawing from Ireland squad Ireland only has 2 goal keepers in squad EUFA regulations require 3 410142
Dave K @punlovinlad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My dying wish is for The Falkland Islands to be returned to its rightful owners - the seals 010
Dave K @punlovinlad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Who in God's name wants Ireland to play Israel, in the 'Nations League' which didn't exist 8 years ago? I don't remember year of my life where the FAI weren't a badly run organisation. 010
Dave K @punlovinlad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Lock ins, except for cafes . "God we were on the blueberry pancakes til about 7:45pm." Dont tell the guards 062
Reposted by Dave KPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc 37265286077
Reposted by Dave KMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/09/2026DoorDash has ripped off more than 260,000 NYC delivery workers. We’re making them pay $131.5 million — the largest worker settlement in City history. This is New York, where hard work pays and greed will cost you. 340250674786
Dave K @punlovinlad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Love how the International media portrayed Classic Hits FM as some sort of almighty gatekeeper, and now the people of Ireland need to travel ten miles by horse and cart to a secret lair to listen bootleg recordings of Ed Sheeran 000
Dave K @punlovinlad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Very telling that SNL UK's Weekend Update was a scathing critique of Ed Sheeran and Bob Kraft, whereas SNL USA's was 20 minutes of "Let's see what that Trump bozo has been up to this week" 000
Reposted by Dave Kgeorge 💿 @deejaygeejaygee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Will someone think of the massive losers 920944
Reposted by Dave KMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Not sure when we’re going to see a statement from Walliams but I suspect he’s been busy finding someone to write it for him. 1128825
Dave K @punlovinlad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I am a cannibal. I eat brains. It's really important that Ed Sheeran concerts are for everyone and provide a safe space for me too. 010
Dave K @punlovinlad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ed Sheeran could have something similar to Lizzo and Dave Grohl where your fanbase assumes that you're a nice person, so you've punctured that aspect of your appeal. Van Morrison, Kanye and Kiss fans don't have such problems. 000
Reposted by Dave KSiobhán M @nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Many of our men are cowards 071
Dave K @punlovinlad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My take is that Ed Sheeran being a dickhead doesnt make him 'less Irish'. There are many many many Irish assholes 331
Dave K @punlovinlad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It is frustrating to see how much public money is wasted, yet the Scene and Heard festival is struggling with funding. 000
Dave K @punlovinlad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026In regards to two types of Irish people (the Two Johnnies Kingfishr crowd, and the Bohs jersey sponsored by Fontaines crowd), I'm not sure where Mike Rice fits into that. 010
Reposted by Dave K🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ed Sheeran will always be remembered from now on as the guy who doesn’t stand for anything. But let’s not forget that Pink also went down the same road by condemning Macklemore’s statements on Palestine. She doesn’t get a pass either. 1041710303
Dave K @punlovinlad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Noel Gallagher is being blackmailed by his wife, the owner of Slane Castle, and the Babysitters Union of Ireland 000
Reposted by Dave KAlice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Of a meeting: could this be an email? Of an email: could this be a text? Of a post: Could This Be A Thought? 712129
Reposted by Dave KEleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My 2026 Fringe show The Mermaid is now available to watch to everyone who subs to my Patreon! For just $2 you can watch the show in its entirety! patreon.com/u82694840patreon.comGet more from Eleanor Morton on PatreonGet more from Eleanor Morton on Patreon. Join for free or become a member for just $2/month. Hello! I'm a writer, comedian and actor whom you might have… 39227
Dave K @punlovinlad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Had to get a train from Ipswich to London Liverpool St and the machine wanted to charge me 50 quid for an hour and 20 minute train ride. 000
Reposted by Dave KThe Phantom Judge You Harshly 🎃💀🦇🧛♂️ @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Happy Caturday to everyone with love-scars. 🤷 297121531536
Reposted by Dave KCethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 12/09/2026Man, you read one Michael Longley poem... 4234
Dave K @punlovinlad.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Either Radiohead arent big in Australia, or this is a beautiful piece of ragebait 011
Dave K @punlovinlad.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It would be awful if people heckled the play written by Quentin Tarantino and starring Sacha Baron Cohen. Directly disrupting the hard work of two proud supporters of Israel. Would be tragic if that happened. 010
Reposted by Dave KGerry McDied 10 years ago, on a night just like this @gerrymcbride.bsky.social · 11/09/2026What about a budget that supports people who get up when they want, except on Wednesdays when they get rudely awakened by the dustmen 811131
Reposted by Dave KBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Everyone is always like “oh Dracula is so bad, oh Dracula is so weird and horny, Dracula bit my dad” but Dracula also has times when he’s just at his house for 200 years bothering no one so maybe chill out 411908239
Dave K @punlovinlad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026We were told in the 2015 election that Ed Miliband was too weak and cowardly, yet he's like the first British politician in government to actually stand up to Israel. Boris would never. 010
