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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀

@puckingladylike.bsky.social
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Whiskey drinking, hell raising. Harry Dresden, but for Salesforce. Gluten free sports.

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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 11h
@darthbluesky.bsky.social have you seen the potato game?
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🖌 Myandra sez: 🖍 Impeach the MF'er soon. We're waiting. @myandra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Poor Agatha!
One witch is asking the other why she is so sad. 
She says she can't have children
The first witch says, "Allergies aren't the end of the world."
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 22h
Well, a balloon already hit a power line, so I guess that's how the Balloon Fiesta is going this year.
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 03/10/2026
Busan has a new resident named Bukangi, a shark who started chilling in the canals near the train station a couple weeks ago. The city has been trying all sorts of schemes to gently lead her back to the ocean but she foils every attempt and swims back and forth being admired by crowds of fans.
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mamdani heard about the NHLs new romance story initiative and decided to write his own.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 01/10/2026
Here's a funny thing about the right to vote: it wasn't won by voting.
Two suffragists in period dress, ceremonially putting ballots into a ballot box. The background has been replaced with an elaborate collage of 19th C printing-press parts. The ballots are glowing with radiant spikes. The face of the ballot box has been replaced with an Nvidia Vera Lynn GPU.
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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me to the pile of pants I need to hem: when I finally fix my sewing machine it’s over for you britches
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AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#ThankYouPac
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New rule just for tonight: no one can be mean to Wheeler Yuta. Again, this is just for tonight. We can be mean to him tomorrow. #AEW #AEWDynamite
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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Free book alert 🚨 My thriller novel LOVE HER DARKLY is free on Amazon today! Grab it with your filthy meat hooks! www.amazon.com/dp/B0DY5M5KZ2
Woman’s hand with purple nail polish holding a thriller book called LOVE HER DARKLY with wet green leaves in the background
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love that even though my employer makes the PSLF forms as easy for us as they can, the feds and Mohela still make it a slog.
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI guys hate having to see another living person, let alone walk into a record store and spend some time browsing and enjoying themselves.
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The Independent @the-independent.com · 30/09/2026
Viral slow zoom on Katie Britt says it all as she realizes Jack Smith gotcha moment is going up in flames More here: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So why did no one tell me that the Taste Republic gf tortellini is virtually indistinguishable from regular tortellini?
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"let's go to Dutch"
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What's your favorite gif?
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Devin Townsend as Devil Playing Guitar
Alt: Devin Townsend as Devil Playing Guitar
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lol I wonder how much of this is from people like me replying to the absolutely insane amount of fundraising texts with "stop throwing trans kids under the bus and I'll think about donating again"
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@godberry.bsky.social
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wtf I went outside to clean Juan's car and come back in and PAC died? He was literally just beating the hell out of people last night!
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ah, I see you have not heard of very obscure Democrats like JFK. Or current senator Reverend Warnock.
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look at these motherfuckers acting like historically people didn't just move away from their family and never see them or contact them again.
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So apparently since we haven't used the Blackstone in like three weeks, a mouse decided to move into it. To be entirely fair it was probably one of the driest and most covered spots on our patio and we got a years worth of rain in the last week and a half BUT what the hell, mouse
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is... Is that a tearaway speed suit?
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
EL GUAPO omg
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I want that hockey jersey!
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Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Get your parent's permission to flip off Okada TODAY! 🤼
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okada with an entire Party City on his jacket
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Amanda for Alabama HQ @amandaforalabama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some crimes are unforgivable. If you can’t trust Robert Aderholt with a skillet, you can’t trust him with North Alabama. Join our fight to flip AL-04: Chip in $15 or sign up to volunteer at amandaforalabama.com today!
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Britt Baker noping the fuck out is very relatable
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I take offense to that Canadiens jersey in the front row
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Take your pants and run Andrade!
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love Andrade's new graphics lol
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Great, now I have to figure out how to access a Brazilian feed for hockey, does that even exist?
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We have another hawk, a big one. He's trying to eat the small birds and pigeons, and just now he tried to catch one again and failed, so he sat on the wall and glared at us until we threw a couple pebbles at him and scared him off. No whining! Go hunt somewhere else.
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I tried making overnight oats. Lesson 1: I still fucking hate oatmeal. Lesson 2: I need to make half as much per serving if I have any hope of eating it. Lesson 3: it wasn't the worst I've ever had.
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Real hiring managers don't care about your iced coffee, I had a kid wear a crop top to an interview, and another kid showed up in flip flops, cargo shorts, and a fraternity pin.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Historian Jen @historianjenfl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Andy Beshear has an entire chapter in his new book about backing the LGBTQ community and it's worth a read. He talks about how the anti-trans ads were tested in KY during his election and how vetoing anti-trans legislation didn't hurt his reelection campaign.
However the anti-trans ads had less to do with Kentucky and more to do with the fact that we were in an election. Terry Schilling, the head of the APP, decided to test the ads in our election to determine whether or not the issue could win votes for the Republican Party. Earlier in the summer of 2019, Scholling had partnered with a behavioral science firm to try to find a wedge issue that resonated with suburban voters. That's right. The anti-trans ads did not come out of some firmly held conviction but was a purely political stance. Their research landed on trans athletes, specifically trans women, competing in women's sports. They tested their theory in the 2019 Kentucky gubernatorial general election. Although I won, APP considered their test successful, because their research showed the ads delivered thirteen thousand votes for Trump Lite, which made the race tighter than anticipated.You might hask how, in this political climate, I was reelected after vetoing the anti-trans bill. Because people respect authentic faith. The day I vetoed it, I explained my why. I said I believe all children are children of God and that I don't want people picking on these kids. I then countered their anti-trans ads with commercials talking about good jobs, healthcare, roads and bridges, public education, and public safety. The result? The biggest win of my career. So don't tell me the Democratic Party should stop fighting for the rights of all people. Just explain your authentic why, and then get back to focusing on issues that touch all our lives on a daily basis.
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James Dator @jamesdator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Call me old fashioned, but I’m not sure society needed pumpkin spice dude wipes
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I for one welcome our furry transportation overlords.
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Saw the entire front end of a Dodge charger in a deep lake of water on Broadway this morning, if you're wondering how this weather is going.
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What I looked like leaving work at 5 as this storm blew in...
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Bobby Liebling Pentagram: Live Performance
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FrontRangeWildflowers @frwildflowers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
cbsnews.com
Largest wildlife overpass in North America located in Colorado with 91% reduction in collisions: "Big success"
A wildlife mitigation system made up of North America's largest wildlife overpass, five wildlife underpasses, and fencing to guide animals to the crossings has led to a 91% decrease in wildlife collis...
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 22/09/2026
the guys who run into target at 6 am and steal pokemon cards from children are all mad because pokemon is just printing more now
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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey @heinrich.senate.gov come get your boy Markwayne, he's violating the constitution again
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