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Brittany

@brichneyfloss.bsky.social
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Fun Aunt. Theater Kid. Malört Enthusiast. Mark/Sicko/Heel. Elder Millennial. Fire Sign. Beach Vibes. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦🚺✊🏾 🖕🧊🖕 🚫👑

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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 9h
Someone had to have made this before me, but I haven’t seen it.
Blues Brothers wearing White Sox hats. Text reads “we’re on a mission from god.”
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me, today:
Court jester dancing, with text that reads, “my tummy hurts and I’m mad at Microsoft Outlook”
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here’s the thing: this girl needs a White Sox World Series. She moved to Houston in September of 2005, so she wasn’t able to enjoy the last one. But she’s back in Chicago now. So if all the other teams in the playoffs can just suck for the next few weeks, she’d really appreciate it. Thanks!
Brittany, Late Summer/early Fall 1987, hope still in her eyes, decked out in her finest White Sox onesie.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Then she’s a 3. Language is fluid. If you understood them, they said it correctly. Correcting grammar is, at best, condescending. At its worst, it’s classist and racist. Correcting someone’s grammar doesn’t make you better, it makes you a dick.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He was one of the good ones. RIP Butcher, you’ll be missed.
Me with Andy Williams, aka The Butcher
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MJ 🪣 | BASTARD FOREVER 🖤 @wrassletrash.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
STAY THE FUCK DOWN, BITCH
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Shaun Of The Dead Poli Shovel Hit
ALT: Shaun Of The Dead Poli Shovel Hit
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’ve been a wrestling fan for over 30 years, and Cope + Cage have been my favorite tag team the entire time. I get to see them in a TLC match in person. I am legitimately crying right now.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Then suddenly, I was 16 again. New license, old car, driving around Lombard with my best friend, blasting “Remember Right Now”, and hating the boys that didn’t love us back. #Spitalfield #FiveDaysAndCounting #EdgewaterMusicFest
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Give Kenny the same entrance as Will so that we can see his former tag partner, Chuck Taylor. #AllIn #wrestlesky
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Am I the only one who clocked @willowwrestles.bsky.social as a Dalek? #AllIn #wrestlesky
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Aubrey remains undefeated! @mysterywrestling.bsky.social #MysteryWrestling28
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It just hit me that we lost 2 Dr. Frank-N-Furter’s this year. Someone keep an eye on Luke Evans, please.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I guess also RIP to Rupert Grint. He’s not dead dead. Just dead to me. 🏳️‍⚧️
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In 2013, I made this picture of Nigel Thornberry holding a sword and covered in blood because my friend had a dream that that’s what her publisher was going to put on the cover of her book. This picture still brings us joy and laughter. This is my only Tim Curry related story.
Very bad art that I made for a friend based on a dream she had.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I thought I was out, but they pulled me back in for one last job! (JK, I’m never leaving, but I had a busy summer and missed the last 2 shows.) Sign up to join the heist crew, and maybe I’ll give a really cool heisty nickname.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Using the 5 minute championship eliminator match as a cover for giving us a 90 second women’s match is kinda BS. #AEWCollision
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Every now and then I remember that was there at Aragon when Kyle Fletcher stabbed him in the leg with a screwdriver, and I smile.
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Dani 💛 The Editorial Style @theeditorialstyle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
WHO GOT TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL??? MALE WRESTLERS TAKE ON A PERIOD SIMULATOR #WrestleSky
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My niece sent me a thank you card that she wrote herself for her birthday gift. It was addressed to “Ant Brity”. I will no longer be responding to any other names.
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Seán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Separating the art from the artist only really works when the artist has died, not when they're actively using their income to harm Trans people. If you're continuing to put your money into Harry Potter-related things, you're funding efforts to hurt Trans people. It's really that simple.
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Trans Rights Are Human Rights
ALT: Trans Rights Are Human Rights
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
At the White Sox game where they just retired Ozzie Guillén’s #13. He played for 13 seasons, and his is the 13th number to be retired by the Sox. I need a better Swiftie than me to tell me what it means.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This was my Lollapalooza.
Playbill for “& Juliet” in front of the stage. Some of the cast. Most notably, Joey Fatone. The musical numbers. The set
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This is Walgreens right now.
Aisle of Halloween decorations. In July. As it should be.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
When you’re actually incredibly worried about the guy she told you not to worry about:
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hello, Chicago Friends. If you like wrestling, please take 2 minutes to complete the form so that Mystery wrestling comes here. If you don’t like wrestling, please pretend you do for 2 minutes and fill out this form. Thanks.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Nothing like being woken up at 4:30 in the morning because a spider is crawling on you.
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BYOT Productions @byotproductions.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
In honor of Juneteenth, we encourage everyone to support your local Black owned businesses, not just today, but every day. If you are in Chicago, scroll through to see some of our favorites. And please share your favorites in the comments.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My name is somewhere on that list.
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BYOT Productions @byotproductions.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
BYOT Productions is proud to stand with the LGBTQIA+ community. Happy Pride Month! #HappyPride #HappyPrideMonth #BringYourOwnPride #ChicagoPride #pridemonth
“Happy Pride!” and a heart that look like Sharpie on cardboard with a finger paint rainbow.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Because I don’t see anyone else taking about it, Okada was only 10 days from surpassing Orange Cassidy for longest International Championship reign. And because he doesn’t defend it nearly as frequently as Orange did, if he won last night, he would have also ended up breaking the record. #wrestlesky
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I’ve been watching wrestling for 32 years. For that entire time, my favorite tag team has been C+C (fka Edge and Christian). If you don’t like them as champions, that’s fine, this story wasn’t for you. It was for me. #AEWDoN
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live I’ve seen 10 of the bands/musicians on my “Emotional Support Artists” playlist, so… Fall Out Boy Fitz and the Tantrums Jill Sobule (RIP) Lindi Ortega Matt Nathanson Matt Wertz Old Dominion Sara Bareilles Spitalfield Walk the Moon
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I am literally and metaphorically incapable of being chill about this.
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BYOT Productions @byotproductions.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Check out our Memorial Day Sale* on threadless: tees for just $13 and up to 40% off everything else in the shop. Our merch could also make a great gift for Father’s Day and Graduation! *Sale prices as marked. $13 price applies to select t-shirt styles. Sale ends 6/2/26 at 5 PM CT.
Picture of a t-shirt and a hat, both with our logo on them.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Our 12th anniversary show is this Saturday! Come check it out! @byotproductions.bsky.social #chicagotheater #storefronttheater #24hourtheater #theater #chicago
partiful.com
BYOT Productions presents: What’s in the #*@& Box? | Partiful
Join us for our monthly show, created in just 24 hours! (This particular show is a special one, because it’s our 12th anniversary show!) All are welcome to attend, but we can’t guarantee that the show...
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
JOHN FOGERTY: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain JAMES TAYLOR: okay, you’re not gonna fucking believe this
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
w/o downloading anything new where are you at mentally
An adorable little doe, with the text “I’m tired and my brain is soup.”
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I met Chuck Taylor once, and literally nothing bad has happened to me since. #HappyBirthdayChuckTaylor #wrestlesky
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I’m probably biased, but I think that @byotproductions.bsky.social is the best theatre company in all of Chicago (possibly even the world). And I can’t think of a better time for you to find out how right I am than our 12th anniversary show! Sign ups to participate are now open!
BYOT Presents: What’s in the #*@& Box - 12 Years of Cardboard

May 2026 show

Sign up now! (QR code in image)

show is May 9, 7:00pm at Mrs. Murphy and Sons Irish Bistro
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
If I had a nickel for every time a delusional guy named Don picked a fight with a windmill, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I call dibs on telling him.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Brody King supports women’s rights. And women’s wrongs. #wrestlesky
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Babybel Bandit @greblin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it
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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️ @slacklizard.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
She knows what she did. [complimentary]
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Based on the number of people on my feed discussing it, I can only assume that bitch (derogatory) said more TERF bullshit. So as a reminder: trans lives are human lives, trans rights are human rights, and trans people are more important than a fucking book.
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BYOT Productions @byotproductions.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
April Showers bring BYOT’s next show! Sign ups are open for our April 2026 show! Will we see you there? 

#theatre #theatreinchicago #chicagotheatre #indietheatre #comedy #byotproductions #24hourtheatre
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I want my money back. #ACAB
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
My visceral reaction to this headline is why I truly believe I was supposed to be a mermaid.
cbsnews.com
Divers find marble treasure possibly taken from Greek Parthenon at shipwreck site in Aegean Sea
Excavations at the site of the 1802 Mentor shipwreck uncovered a marble fragment that may have ties to the Parthenon in Ancient Greece, officials say.
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Brittany @brichneyfloss.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Looking forward to tomorrow when random people don’t text me paragraphs about why I should vote for their favorite.
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