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Tony Miller @beardedrogue.bsky.social · 17h

I would counter that Nick Comoroto is just hairy Jake Doyle.

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God-buried alive! @godberry.bsky.social · 17h

Jake Doyle is just hairless Nick Comoroto send skeet. #aewcollision

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials

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God-buried alive! @godberry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don't know this person. SPOOOoooKY

CAN YOU PLEASE MOVE YOUR CAR SLIGHTLY SO I CAN PARK IN THIS SPACE?

Yeah I'll BE RIGHT THERE

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God-buried alive! @godberry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Found out Andy Dalton was on the Eagles in the most Andy Dalton way.

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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Look at these motherfuckers acting like historically people didn't just move away from their family and never see them or contact them again.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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God-buried alive! @godberry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Use this weekend as a friendly reminder that there could be a mouse in your grill.

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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

smh you think you know someone...

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Michael E. Mann @michaelemann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Yes--El Niño is actually a real thing.

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Matt Fulchiron @thefullcharge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You heard the man! “Altar’d Reality,” my new One Hour Stand Up Comedy Special is OUT NOW! youtu.be/ANXSmijpXfM?...

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Neo Monster Island @neomonsterisland.com · 23/09/2026

Get in loser, we're getting gay.

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God-buried alive! @godberry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'll stop calling them skeets if an edit button is added.

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God-buried alive! @godberry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

First day of autumn so it's me to shove leaves up my ass send skeet

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God-buried alive! @godberry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

People big-mad I pointed out that Ronald Regan died of pneumonia. The hard-on that people carry for their supreme leader.

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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Kickers, man … Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal, a tradwife gets to leave the kitchen.

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nick @moldyringwald.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

How I imagine it feels driving a manual transmission car

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Nora | CEO of Mega Evolution 👾 @norainthefuture.tv · 19/09/2026

please share this & make sure it’s the only attention logan paul & modretro get tomorrow.

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Walking Eagle News @theeagleist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

BREAKING: Thank God there’s no racism in Canada…

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God-buried alive! @godberry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

. @puckingladylike.bsky.social pointed out the shitty AI font being used in title cards. I can't unsee it. I now understand Ryan Gosling's SNL character that crashed out over the Papyrus font.

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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

you’d think being a professional writer would have me doing at least a cursory edit on my skeets thereby forcing me to reconsider opening with “sucking off” but no

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God-buried alive! @godberry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Police in Illinois recover 650 rolls of toilet paper amid rise in homecoming week vandalism

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Walking Eagle News @theeagleist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Carney named Canada’s Top Colonizer

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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Culture wars update for the week ending 9/19/2026! Facists draft Robert Kraft, Ed Sheeran and bestiality (?!)

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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Squirrels on suicide missions have knocked out power to Castle Rock, Colorado twice this week. Our investigation has revealed a century of squirrel attacks covered up by the pro-squirrel media.

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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

like 20 years ago my friend was like, hey you want these creepy statues and I said, um yes obv. then I decided they weren’t quite spooky enough so I added some glow in the dark paint

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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026

Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde

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Walking Eagle News @theeagleist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Money is evil. Give it to us, we’ll make sure it can’t hurt you: ko-fi.com/theeagleist

ko-fi.com

Support Walking Eagle News

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Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

“We could’ve asked you this earlier but wanted to wait until the part of the podcast where according to our metrics no one is still listening…. tell everybody where they can find you and what you got coming up next!”

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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

NEW: In a new audio recording, GOP Gov nominee Victor Marx suggests that his campaign filed someone else's large contribution under Marx's name to avoid campaign finance limits.

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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

They should reboot Batman for a 20th time but this time the pitch is he’s just sort of medium. Like not DARK and not goofy but just whatever. He’s fine. No big deal. Just doing his thing. Maybe hes angry sometimes, maybe not. End of the day It’s just a job.

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Matt Fulchiron @thefullcharge.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

“Altar’d Reality,” my new One Hour Stand Up Comedy Special is OUT NOW! youtu.be/ANXSmijpXfM?... Title Photo: Shaun Nix

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💀 Beignet Blanc 💀 @puckingladylike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Welp, hang it up. No one will ever top the local sub shop that sent me a sober, heartfelt email about 9/11 and then included the discount code "NEVER FORGET"

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Matt Fulchiron @thefullcharge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

“Altar’d Reality,” my new One Hour Stand Up Comedy Special is OUT NOW! youtu.be/ANXSmijpXfM?...

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SungWon Cho @prozdishere.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

FL4K's back, baby. it was a pleasure to return as the voice of FL4K in FL4K AND THE LAST RESORT, a new DLC story for Borderlands 4. they are always so fun to play, it was like stepping into a comfortable pair of slippers except those slippers are soaked in the blood of your enemies

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