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Yakult Tgirl @yaoi2.bsky.social · 12h
My name is John Crichton and I've been SUCKED into a WORM HOLE and it's full of HOT AND HORNY ALIENS and they all want to FUCK ME and it's so annoying I just want to go home >:(
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 21h
HOW DARE
A jeopardy question: "pedants argue about whether this verb should be used as a synonym of its 7-letter dictionary neighbor compose."

The answer is comprise, which I was complaining about pedantically in the post to which Ken Jennings made the below reply.
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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 21h
Oh my god
Despite the curiosity generated by his name, local media noted that Hitler Guesclin Alba Sánchez had been elected mayor of Yúngar in 2018.
He reportedly beat rival candidate Lenin Vladimir Rodríguez Valverde after campaigning on the slogan “I'm the good Hitler".
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pswatters.bsky.social @pswatters.bsky.social · 21h
Love how obsessed fascists are with image and their leader is out here in the smelly fat guy suit
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump's suit appears to be part of Jos. A. Bank's Traveler line. The suit is listed as having been made abroad using a wool-polyester-spandex blend. The company describes it as having the "ultimate stretch" and was designed to minimize body odor.
Trump wearing a blue suit on stage. He is flashing his jacket open, such that you can see the interior labels. One label says Jos. A. Bank. A product shot from Jos. A. Bank's website. This is from the Traveler line. It appears to match the label in Trump's suit. A photo from the product page touts that the suit is made from a new "fabric technology" that has "ultimate stretch performance" and "anti-microbial/ reduce moisture and odor" qualities. There is a photo of a man wearing the suit. From the product page: "Product Details & Care
Stay comfortable and confident with this Traveler® Collection suit separates jacket, powered by innovative 37.5 © technology. Designed to maintain your body's ideal microclimate, the fabric removes moisture at the vapor stage to keep you dry before sweat even forms. Plus, 37.5 helps absorb and trap odor molecules, keeping you fresh and ready for every occasion. Offering maximum mobility with built-in stretch, this jacket moves effortlessly with you throughout your day. As part of the suit separates collection, it allows you to customize your fit by selecting jacket, vest, and pant sizes individually, ensuring a tailored look that's perfect for you.
Traditional Fit
Two button
Natural stretch fabric
Water- and stain-resistant
Performance stretch lining
66% wool, 30% 37.5 polyester, 4% spandex
Dry clean only
Imported

Shipping and returns
Get free standard shipping on orders over $50, or enjoy it on every purchase, no minimum by joining our Bank Account Rewards® program—join for free and never pay for standard shipping again! See our Shipping Policy for more details.
Shop worry-free knowing returns are free on every purchase. Return within 90 days from original date of purchase at any Jos. A. Bank store or by mail at no cost. See our Return Policy for more details."
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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akscully @akscully.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 09/10/2026
Leon Kennedy with a speech bubble
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pswatters.bsky.social @pswatters.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mental reading and watching all that dystopian sci fi when I was younger only for the US government to start live streaming executions. Could we not at least try doing a Star Trek socialist utopia first?
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pswatters.bsky.social @pswatters.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Most nightmarish part of the show that
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2000AD Randomizer @2000adrandom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dermot Power
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wasn’t able to secure any review code for HELLRAISER unfortunately. But I found this amazing FB clip of Doug Bradley doing a Scouse Pinhead and now I’m crying from laughter. He’s amazing. (Source: YMH Podcast.)
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what a fantastic all-timer thread on this phenomena and the psychology behind it I think about this all the time and not understanding this is the difference between successful liminal horror, and just horrorslop. liminal horror is about the baked-in hostility of public spaces we millenials saw die
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pswatters.bsky.social @pswatters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So much AI bro hype is like "yeah it's shit now but in the future it might not be". Got to be the worst way to sell something, like sure this car doesn't have wheels *now* but what if in some hypothetical future I'm imagining it does
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pswatters.bsky.social @pswatters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The era of chair shots to the head just scrambled everyone's brains didn't they
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spooky rachel @introspectre.online · 06/10/2026
this is one of the best headlines i have ever seen www.washingtonpost.com/gender-ident...
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‘Katy Perry, please stop,’ begged a nun. Then she collapsed and died.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A Warhammer 40K Techpriest, with a balloon that makes it look like he's saying the quoted post
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Logan @bulklogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wendy Carlos in front of a synthesizer with 50 bazillion wires and knobs
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I remembered that one Resident Evil CGI show on Netflix and how it gave me probably one of the stupidest quotes in the entire franchise that isn't even from one of the games
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 06/10/2026
 ¶ Daddy don't forget me ¶
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S01E03 Skipper the Eyechild 12 February 2004
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Be one with the monkey. Let that horse play.
A monkey is sitting among green leaves, holding a cigarette in its mouth and a lighter in its hand. Overlay text reads, "What the Monkey considers business, the Horse considers play."
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Nagi Viperine @themetalviper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Parents at my age: let's nut in this house
Me at my age: a bunch of memes about nutting
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
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Gabriel Morton @gabrielenguard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtube.com
Amazing! This Boy Saw Heaven During His Near-Death Experience!
YouTube video by ClickHole
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
someone call up will smith we need him to do something
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2000AD Randomizer @2000adrandom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kenji Mitsuyoshi
The 1995 Judge Dredd Manga one-shot
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Richie Morgan @wretchedmorgan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yer da makes his own Doctor Who’s on the computer
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
asking the pope "how many local models do you run" and still thinking i'm going to see the pearly gates
Pope Leo XIV # @Pontif.
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In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce.
There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack th Show more
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Pope, would you please shut the fuck up about matters you do not understand?
You're not an Ai influencer, no one elected you, and you have absolutely no weight in this debate and you're being used as a mouthpiece to sway public opinion. how many local models do you run?
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
YOU - By the way, I'm a fascist. THE DESERTER - You're not. You're part of the meat shield surrounding the *real* fascists, while they rape children. That's what *you* are.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lmao awesome
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Seeping Ooze (18+) @seepingooze.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is so fucking funny
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
40-Year-Old Has Spiky Hair
40-Year-Old Has Spiky Hair
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….
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pswatters.bsky.social @pswatters.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Although Govanhill actually being a branch of Silent Hill is a bit on the nose
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pswatters.bsky.social @pswatters.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Silent Hill just casually dumping me in a street that looks like where I went to highschool is a little jarring
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🔞Succboi the Suckubus @jettswole.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Scott Steiner telling whoever it may concern that the numbers don't lie (and that they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice)
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DPS @dps2004.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the image from the original post, except the other buttons (except USE GRENADE) are edited to say "CRISS CROSS", "CHARLIE BROWN", and "ONE HOP THIS TIME"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
God Could Have Sworn He Put More Gorillas Down There theonion.com/god-could-have-sworn-h…
God Could Have Sworn He Put More Gorillas Down There
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe you should *stop* obsessing about your own -- and other people's -- sexuality? Feels like it’s about time to do that. You’ve thought about this for *eight hours*?! Not only should you stop, you should tell Kim you've stopped obsessing about other people's sexuality too.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A truly heinous man has doxxed the Cornell victim on X and the comments are predictably vile. Based on countless interviews I’ve done with survivors, the trauma they are subjected to for coming forward is oftentimes even worse than the initial trauma they experienced. There is no real justice system
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