Reposted by akscullyTom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note. 543306751
Reposted by akscullyWe Geek Girls @wegeekgirls.bsky.social · 05/09/2026‘Batman: The Animated Series’ premiered on this day 34 years ago! (September 5, 1992) 🦇 Created by Bruce Timm & Eric Radomski. Voice cast: Kevin Conroy, Arleen Sorkin, Mark Hamill, Efrem Zimbalist Jr., Loren Lester, Bob Hastings, Robert Costanzo, Richard Moll, Mari Devon, & more. #OnThisDay #BTAS 471889774
Reposted by akscullyDrew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com 156200238538
Reposted by akscullydeus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Oh-oh-oh, of course. You know, I tied in power at a place a few blocks south, a warehouse. Strangest thing. They wanted to conceal these gas-driven generators on the second floor. Didn't give a hoot if their own people got asphyxiated. 031
Reposted by akscullyAki Orange 🐶🍊 @orangeisborange.com · 12/08/2026Here's how to turn off the Gen-AI training on Twitch. Step 1. Go to Account Settings. Step 2. Go to Security & Privacy. Step 3. Scroll all the way down till you see "Training for Generative AI". Step 4. Turn that son of a bitch off forever. Step 5. Profit. Hope this helps anyone! ❤️ 11492347
Reposted by akscullyPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks! 98145473383
Reposted by akscullymike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026this man should get combat pay bc he was FIGHTING here 3970651409
Reposted by akscullyJames Wood @omgmorejames.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Roguelike Deckbuilder 7764282097
Reposted by akscullyThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/07/2026Ken Burns Wants You To Watch America: Birth Of A Nation Watch now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTi_vTwwmU… 682833522
Reposted by akscullyEschire Cat-tle, MSc @escherbug.art · 28/07/2026She loved her surgery cone for the first couple days (it made her feel powerful and intimidating) so we got her a courted ruff to look sinister in. 11557751212
Reposted by akscullyThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/07/2026Mom’s Remembrance Of Sam Neill Takes Lewd Turn theonion.com/moms-remembrance-of-sa… 281993284
Reposted by akscullyJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory 6292382070
Reposted by akscullyGene Park @gene.meme · 03/07/2026cutting physical media save costs for corporations with no benefit passed on at the expense of consumer rights and ownership 332202589
Reposted by akscullymore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/06/2026in the yard prying open a big ACME crate, a bit too worked up over everything to step outside of yourself and assess what you're doing or where it leads. even to notice who you remind you of. later, high up in the air, you'll see. the catapult was never for launching squirrels. it was always for you 169378
Reposted by akscullyJake Wertz @jakewertz.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Incredible post-tornado sunset vibes 1175
Reposted by akscullyhockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 08/06/2026I remember him from Live’s “Lightning Crashes” 31748133
Reposted by akscullyMichelle @michelle345.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Almost nine o’clock and it’s finally getting dark #BlueHour 212510
Reposted by akscullyBarry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 24/05/202660-Mile Sunset. Chicago from across Lake Michigan. 13644134
Reposted by akscullySoren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 24/05/2026There's a thread going around that correctly states that Pullman Porters were poorly treated for mostly racist reasons, and were some of America's earliest tipped workers as an outgrowth of servant-style labor expectations imposed on former slaves, but a bunch of the thread's details are wrong. 29934
Reposted by akscullyTrish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...slate.comDrowning Doesn’t Look Like DrowningDrowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect. 253133929734
Reposted by akscullyBarry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Intense Double Rainbow over Sears Tower on Monday evening in Chicago. 181035216
Reposted by akscully Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you. 3694312369
Reposted by akscullydeus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 01/05/2026When I'm in jail? It's usually because I fell asleep somewhere. Like it's a crime to sleep. 02210
Reposted by akscullySmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 27/04/2026lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work: 123167092949
Reposted by akscullypublic health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 25/04/2026this account is run by a human at NASA JPL who only posts real images with their receipts. it only has 11k followers compared to the 200k the ai slop space account has 12383643398
Reposted by akscullyArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Blue 2, by Joan Miró, 1961 8997106
Reposted by akscullyRobert Loerzel @robertloerzel.bsky.social · 12/04/2026A Chicago coyote kicks back (while another one saunters past) 232035580
Reposted by akscullyG. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 06/04/2026Was feeling melancholy, but then I dug up Theoden with an undercut from my vault of memes 754625866
Reposted by akscullyScott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 01/04/2026moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!! 4558602175
Reposted by akscullydarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 27/03/2026hello what did i miss tell me every thing 13549357856
Reposted by akscully🦇🎃💀 Riana-mator 💀🎃🦇 @riana.bsky.social · 10/03/2026today's news dredging up this 1987 Far Side cartoon from my childhood memory 113451
Reposted by akscullySteve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 22/02/2026This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen 9969142260
Reposted by akscullydeus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I asked one of the guys, "So what's the emergency? Why's FEMA here?" He said, "You ask one more question, the emergency's going to be you." That's how they talk to you. 0135
Reposted by akscullyc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty. 146122543704
Reposted by akscullyceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA 250176883851
Reposted by akscullyJacob Harris @jacobharr.is · 29/01/2026I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...youtube.comGeorge WashingtonYouTube video by unvmebad86 541950668
Reposted by akscullySoren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Our community-run art gallery flooded. Building management will get the space back into habitable condition, but we lost a bunch of stuff and we're closed for who knows how long. We're a tiny volunteer org that spends like $20K a year, so a $3,000 emergency is a big problem. Please help us out:gofund.meDonate to Help PullmanArts Recover From A Flood, organized by Soren SpicknallOn Thursday, January 22nd, our volunteer-run community art gallery flooded with … Soren Spicknall needs your support for Help PullmanArts Recover From A Flood 410594
Reposted by akscullyBarry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 01/01/202625 Favorite Moments from this past year. Summer nights in Chicago are often turned into a lightshow. Lightning strikes in July. 25 of 25. Hope you enjoyed the look back at 2025. 212831
Reposted by akscullypixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/12/2025This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron 1343121302
