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Noted Internet User @psvitaowner.bsky.social · 3h
It's sooooo fucked up the Nazi studio is releasing what looks like the best movie of all time
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Watching Salem's Lot since it's on Criterion Channel. Being a small town priest in a horror movie has to feel like getting called up to play varsity.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 7h
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Getting on a hover bike and equipping the ion bomb that goes off when you crash in Galactic Racer

post by @cldellow  

People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins.

It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_ lose.

[Picture of a bicycle with a propane tank on it]
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i am increasingly of the belief that this type of shit is at least as corrosive to democratic society as out-and-out fascism is
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 05/10/2026
I wonder if they miss the days when they had diesel so cheap they could run massive trucker caravans against democrats.
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Noted Internet User @psvitaowner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nothing bad can happen it can only good happen
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thanks for the good news
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Noted Internet User @psvitaowner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Grim day
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ellisons are so petty that they’ll probably cancel any plans at WB for a 4K of Michael Clayton for next year’s 20th anniversary because Gilroy hurt their feelings at NYFF last night
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fancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Alfonso Cuaron is on Twitter bringing up the initial reception of movies like night of the hunter you know a film is bad when the filmmaker’s friends start talking like this opening weekend
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Nikki McCann Ramírez @nikkimcr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trump straight up doxxed Senator Tom Cotton this morning
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The Girl of Lemongrab @mc-hesher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MAGA isn't just a fascist movement, it was a fandom, and the main product sucks and the memes are old and the fandom personalities are jerks and the conventions just aren't as much fun anymore and now you get the wrong kind of attention if you wear the merch Even for chuds, that takes a toll
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m laughing about the Russos making a movie without a script and then spending so much time promoting Avengers: Endgame Encore and giving annoying interviews instead of making Secret Wars that now Disney is postponing shooting it to next year lol, EYES ON THE BALL GUYS!
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Each election year, the U.S. Postal Service (USPS) takes extra steps to ensure ballots sent through the mail arrive at election offices on time. This year, it’s delaying those efforts. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
democracydocket.com
USPS pushes back measures that ensure mail ballots arrive on time
“The shorter timeframe is noteworthy and I don’t know why they’re doing this,” Steve Hutkins, who writes for Save the Post Office, told Democracy Docket.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They’re laughing at you, this was deliberate
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 02/10/2026
pretty on the nose that the timing worked for the first big major release from the trump backed hollywood destroying supermerger that actively wants to make all culture right wing forever is the harry potter reboot series
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 02/10/2026
you say riot are "unrealistic" with their 2XKO expectations but if i got a million people a day playing league of legends i would also assume well they'll probably play anything
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
"I can go ramp, I can go stairs" -- Trump's audience in Texas gives him an extremely tepid round of applause as he brags about being able to go up stairs without falling
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Noted Internet User @psvitaowner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean he can't fire them mid movie
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh okay we are rounding up every car dealership owner in 2029
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Noted Internet User @psvitaowner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can't have a single fucking thing in this life
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I see I’ve missed a bunch of discourse about a fake Eminem song and you guys should have known better because Eminem only raps about Venom from Venom now
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Noted Internet User @psvitaowner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you see the police skydance
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Noted Internet User @psvitaowner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks Gavin Newsom!
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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The Great Pumpkinsquatch - Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals youtu.be/GwqOZ0eaoDI?...
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BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals
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Noted Internet User @psvitaowner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what if I'm good on seeing digger
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All the kids are going crazy for Digger. They are dressing up as their favorite character Digger from the movie Digger when they go to screenings of Digger and yelling along to all his classic lines like "I'm Digger" and "Let's get digging". It's a genuine phenomenon.
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Noted Internet User @psvitaowner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Man Blinks in Surprise Meme Reaction
ALT: Man Blinks in Surprise Meme Reaction
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Noted Internet User @psvitaowner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here's the thing about David Ellison he's also a legit bad movie producer
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would give almost anything to have been in the room to watch the guy whose job it was to convince a Pontifical University of Saint Thomas Aquinas graduate that his boss has successfully matched God and created a soul.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kind of appropriate that the last WB release before the studio gets wrecked by the merger is DIGGER
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gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sure man. Argue with the pope on Twitter
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Noted Internet User @psvitaowner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The galactic racer reviews being phenomenal is doing something to me
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is a guy that the media has promoted a dozen times in the last few years. He was on Bill Maher's show two weeks ago as a reasonable conservative.
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Noted Internet User @psvitaowner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You don't hear much about taking the wock to Poland anymore
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Didn’t get enough sleep last night for some reason.
Marge, I think I hate Kirk Herbstreit.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft 
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Were the reporters who reported these stories merely mistaken? If not why else would they do it? Who would benefit from that story being reported and why?
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remember how much of the reporting around Musk was first that his politics were idiosyncratic and nebulous (shortly before he became the #1 Republican donor in 2024) and then that he was "disillusioned with politics" and withdrawing from it (shortly before he became the #1 donor in 2026). Why?
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
among other things, musk is the #1 donor to the Republican Party in 2024 and 2026, now appointed to a board where he can steers contracts to his businesses. Bought and sold. Thieves.
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Noted Internet User @psvitaowner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I could listen to Mike Tomlin talk about lighting in Minecraft for 12 hours
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is great, mike tomlin owns, he cares so much about infrastructure
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