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PrplMonkeyMan

@prplmonkeyman.bsky.social
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"... absolute obscenity, sometimes, but not always, tempered by wit, humor, and drollery..." he/him

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Animaniacs would drive David Ellison to sell WB back for pennies on the dollar in 20 minutes
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyone But Him, indeed
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i will help yakko, wakko, and dot in any way i can to get their vengeance
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Robert Jago @rjjago.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Poor Péquistes, now that they’re officially a minority, they’ll have to discriminate against themselves
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A screenshot of an email inbox, one from Michael's craft store entitled "Okay, who's hosting?" is circled. Underneath is text saying "Michaels is horny"
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 05/10/2026
All prisoners should have the right to vote while in prison
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech
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🫶🏻Layla🫶🏻 @laylabelle3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GOP ads right now are all about attacking trans people. Over, and over, and over. I was a gay teen in 2004 watching the Bush campaign try to win on attacking gay marriage, but the resort to this hate drive in campaign ads feels so dialed up now. I can’t imagine being an lgbt kid watching tv today.
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Y'know how the Cubs winning the World Series in 2016 knocked us into the darkest timeline with Trump winning? Calling it now: if the White Sox win the World Series this year, the AI bubble immediately pops. #ChicagoPope
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Candidate for Bogomil Pope @yournjenthusiast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t care about the tariffs, I don’t give a fuck about the “strain on American families” I care that the policy of the Administration is to basically invade and chop up our neighbor for no good reason. That should take precedence over any economic issues
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now he’s gone too far www.tpr.org/government-p...
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Trump tomato tariffs could spell the end of free chips, salsa at restaurants
The 17% tariff on Mexican tomato imports, combined with bad weather in Florida and Mexico, has caused the price of salsa ingredients to spike in recent months.
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Phillip Maciak @pjmaciak.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Kirsten Dunst and Gabrielle Union could do HEAT, but Pacino and De Niro couldn't do BRING IT ON.
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Team Ilhan @teamilhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deal with it. 🕶️
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 02/10/2026
This is a better epilogue to my January story about the private equity firm profiting off of ICE's cruelest flights than I could have ever possibly hoped for. CHICAGO: You went to the mat and protected (at a minimum!) thousands of immigrants from torture. Take a bow. prospect.org/2026/10/02/i...
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The City That Brought Down an ICE Airline - The American Prospect
In Chicago, progressive alderpeople held up a contract until a private equity firm was forced to dispatch Omni Air International, protecting thousands of immigrants from deportation.
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James McLeod @jamespmcleod.ca · 02/10/2026
This shit is so god damn annoying. Fix your country. Stop waging unprovoked economic war. Close the concentration camps. globalnews.ca/news/1208422...
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U.S. mayors ask Canadians to reconsider U.S. travel boycott - Winnipeg | Globalnews.ca
Some American mayors are trying to encourage Canadians to reconsider boycotting travel across the border.
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cannot be emphasised enough that Trump II will plausibly cause the kind of death count we associate with the worst dictatorships of the last century. Unspeakably bad that he came to be president of the world's most powerful nation.
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t go high when they go low. I get LOUD. Because the soul and humanity of this country are at stake. /end
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Mohamad Bazzi @mbazzi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page of @scotnational.bsky.social
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page headline of The National, Scotland
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump last week touted "one of the Biggest and Most Beautiful Events to take place in many years, the arrival at the White House of the Highly Respected President of China, Xi Jinping, and his beautiful wife, Madam Peng." The U.S. switched sides.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Ben Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't love dunking on folks but it's so fucking funny to me that Trump was convicted of 34 felonies 2 years ago, faced no punishment, and went on to win the presidency a second time and journalists are still like, "hmm, I have an inkling that maybe he believes he's above the law for some reason."
Post from NYT reporter Eric Lipton 

"What an odd moment in United States history.

A U.S. president is running an overtly political campaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government.

Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit."
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I really, REALLY wish I could love Final Fantasy IX, but Zidane is just the actual fucking worst
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Been a rough ass day and still in a melancholic sorta headspace, so just gonna spend the evening killing a large stuffed crust pizza and a mini Ernst Lubitsch marathon while listening to the storm outside
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themboy insomniac @riotliturgist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
people talk about "media literacy" usually in the context of "needing the villain to look into the camera and tell you they're bad," but it goes the other way too--people will fly into a rage and start insisting "fiction has no effect on reality" if you DO acknowledge context, subtext, framing, etc.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Susan Collins is always horrified by the predictable results of her own vote, which means Mainers who genuinely care about Susan Collins should elect Troy Jackson as he won’t vote for things that wind up upsetting Susan Collins, unlike Susan Collins
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1961's The Innocents still has one of the best jump scares of all time (The window... iykyk)
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This reminds me of an introduction to an edition of Swann's Way I once had that described Proust as having a "life long intensely personal interest in homosexuality"
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John Q. Public @publius24.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The median American reaction to what is going on vis-à-vis Canada is something like “Ahhh, we all have our disagreements. Friends don’t let politics get in the way of friendship, right?” Meanwhile, the American government is actively (though covertly) threatening Canadian sovereignty.
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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wu on redistricting if Dems get control: "You do the exact same thing that they did to you until they say mercy" and agree to national, bipartisan reform.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If an internationally-wanted war criminal (whose forces have killed Americans) comes to US soil, attacks Americans (including the mayor of the largest city), and then says "Remember the beepers" in reference to a terrorist attack he committed — how can that be taken as anything other than a threat?
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hannah Einbinder was just arrested protesting Benjamin Netanyahu's safe passage into New York and the genocide of Palestinians. Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon, and Chelsea Manning are among those currently blocking the road
Chelsea Manning among others at the protest against genocide and Netanyahu's visit
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Silver Snep 🌈❄️🐆 @Aqf @snepstuffs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Paws up if you wanna scare Tommy Tuberville >:3c
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Joshua G. Schraiber @jgschraiber.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The third country removal policy is a fucking crime against humanity and so so many people should be put on trial for violations of international law for participating in it. I hope this block lasts.
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If one buys into the argument that these Dem politicians Don't Really Mean It, Actually and are just cosplaying anti Trans sentiments for the benefit of electability, wouldn't an endorsement by a group like the Equality Caucus be the last thing they'd want?
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes, mass youth emigration from Ireland, that famously twenty-first century innovation
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Some people really will use anything but the metric system
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Liberal Party's new labour laws are like yeah bestie you can totally strike! 🙂 unless your strike stops you from working your job and your job affects the economy! 🥰 😝 omg go off strike queen just do it on your lunch break okay 🙏🏼😘
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron
Trump speaking at UN — MS NOW chyron reads: Trump touts being a peacemaker while asking if he should annihilate Iran
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Matt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Canada is a sovereign country, but in practical terms it is more important/integral to the U.S. economy than at least a few U.S. states. Once again the “nationalists” know almost nothing about this nation.
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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He is not wrong. "There are reasonable grounds to believe that the reported 68 attacks that killed 223 people constituted crimes against humanity of murder under customary international law" - United Nations Special Rapporteur on U.S. Killing “Narco-Terrorists” at Sea www.ohchr.org/sites/defaul...
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The White House Press Corps should've walked out as soon as the Trump regime banned the Associated Press for calling the Gulf of Mexico the "Gulf of Mexico." That was Feb 15, 2025. The first month of Trump Term II. Not surprising that abandoning principles for weak acquiescence led to more abuse.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this is what the segments would look like on a left-wing fox news right now - should trump be impeached over gas prices? - a count of the number of times he said the strait was opened - hegseths obsession with erect penis and hairless bodies - another gas price segment - silly animals
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
👇🎯 The thing that should have gotten front page coverage, from the very beginning, is that threatening 🇬🇱 & 🇨🇦 was an egregious violation of our NATO treaty commitments & should have immediately ended his presidency.
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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
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Greg Greene (he/him/his) @greene.haus · 17/09/2026
People saying "transgender ideology" in 2026 sound like people saying "race-mixing ideology" in 1956, and their kids and grandkids will feel embarrassment at their feckless cowardice.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/09/2026
Holy shit. Marcy Kaptur becomes the latest Dem to release an anti-trans ad, and its worse than all the rest combined. "I voted WITH Republicans to keep transgender ideology out of schools, and let me be clear, boys should NOT play in girls sports." This is getting out of control.
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