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PrplMonkeyMan

@prplmonkeyman.bsky.social

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"... absolute obscenity, sometimes, but not always, tempered by wit, humor, and drollery..." he/him

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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A screenshot of an email inbox, one from Michael's craft store entitled "Okay, who's hosting?" is circled. Underneath is text saying "Michaels is horny"

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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Image of a wooden banister with the caption "10/10 wood rail"

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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Seeing double

A back domestic short hair cat poking his head up behind a pillow so that it makes it look like there are two of them

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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

He won't let me finish my book

A black domestic short hair cat laying across his owner's arm, preventing him from reading the book laying to his right

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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Happy sixth birthday you fluffy menace

A boy next door type cuddling a black cat that is incredibly aware of how cute he is

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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Ok FINE... but only because you asked politely

The 4K edition cover of "Don't Torture a Duckling"

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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Giallo movie titles are a whole different vibe ("Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key," for the record.

The cover to the 4K version of "Your Vie is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key." Yes, that's the real title. Seruously.

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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

"You don't REALLY have to go out of town this weekend do you, human?"

A cute and fluffy black cat sprawled across a dark blue roller suitcase on a table.

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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Happy Halloween Pt2

An unreasonably fluffy and handsome black cat that has claimed a Halloween candy bucket for his own

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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Happy Halloween

Ballpoint pen on printer paper drawing of an edgelord-y haunted house I drew waaaaaaaaaay back in the day when I was supposed to be paying attention in Stats. Still aced the class, tho

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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Q: What do you get nine months after St Michael's Golden-Domed Monastery fucks a spaceship? A: This thing:

St Joseph Ukrainian Catholic Church in Chicago. Picture an eastern orthodox church made of steel and brass instead of stone or wood. It's actually a bit of dead ringer for a futuristic Church of the Transfiguration in Kizhi Island, and in hindsight the joke would've made a lot more sense that way, but I'm too lazy to go back and retype the whole thing so let's just keep it between us, k?

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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

More like

Photo of Bill Nighy in 2009's "Underworld: Rise of the Lycans." An insanely gaunt looking man with the most 2009 style washed out blue color grading you will ever see. Michael Sheen was pretty hot in it, though, so if he's your type you could do far worse on a hung over Sunday morning.

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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

I mean come on... LOOK AT HER

Eileen Pringle in "The Mystic" dressed in a floor length black satin gown with obnoxiously elaborate gold ornamentation to look like a Medieval version of the Sun

Aileen Pringle once again in "The Mystic" in a dark green satin gown (albeit in a black and white film so it looks black). It has a diamond shaped bust showing off her enviously toned midsection with a dangly piece of jewelry bisecting her chesticle area. On a related note, I need to eat less carbs.

Aileen Pringle in (you guessed it!) "The Mystic" in a fur coat with an almost parodically large helm (which is the part of the outfit I do NOT endorse - fur is murder kids) ans a gold lame headdress that calls to mind Carrie Fisher's hair in the OG "Star Wars" trilogy.

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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Sounds like it's Countdown Vampires' time to shine

1999 promo poster for the PS1 survival horror game Countdown Vanpires. It has the standard overly shiny renders of the various characters with the main one being Keith - a buff blonde Corbin Fisher bottom looking guy with genuinely awful tribal tattoos.

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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Having wine and boxed Mac for dinner because I have had a VERY hard week and I am a GROWN ADULT AND YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO JUDGE ME!1!!

A glass of white wine and a mostly full plate of Publix knockoff Mac and Cheese perched somewhat precariously on the arm of a sofa. This may or may not come back to bite me in the ass later. The plate is actually an exact match for the Kraft blue box and makes the whole scene look kinda classy, or at least classy-adjascent. I wish I could say that I did that on purpose, but I'm nowhere near that coordinated.

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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

Because I couldn't find a way to make the entire thing fit.

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