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PrplMonkeyMan

@prplmonkeyman.bsky.social
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"... absolute obscenity, sometimes, but not always, tempered by wit, humor, and drollery..." he/him

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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 3h
Yup! They also wanted to do the meteor shower during her birth as well
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 4h
To be fair, the town killing rampage WAS the original plan before budget cuts
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 4h
It's not even the doing everything different that bothers me... it's the fact that said differences clearly seem to be made for commercial viability instead of any artistic statement.
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 4h
The ending of Hill House singlehandedly convinced me that ghosts aren't real. Because if they were, Shirley Jackson would be haunting his ass every second of every day for the rest of his life.
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 4h
You got this. I believe in you
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Animaniacs would drive David Ellison to sell WB back for pennies on the dollar in 20 minutes
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyone But Him, indeed
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As a native Chicagoan, I feel duty bound to remind that his proper title is "Da Pope"
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i will help yakko, wakko, and dot in any way i can to get their vengeance
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Robert Jago @rjjago.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Poor Péquistes, now that they’re officially a minority, they’ll have to discriminate against themselves
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A screenshot of an email inbox, one from Michael's craft store entitled "Okay, who's hosting?" is circled. Underneath is text saying "Michaels is horny"
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Depends on the baby, tbh
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 05/10/2026
All prisoners should have the right to vote while in prison
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech
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🫶🏻Layla🫶🏻 @laylabelle3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'd also bet money Esmeralda buried a disrespectful asshole or two
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Only thing I can think of is if that's supposed to be a chimichurri sauce the dice on the herbs is far too big
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
From your lips
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also solidarity with you all up there. If you ever wanna scream into the void or vent, feel free to reach out
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Donated, phone banked, knocking doors. May not win, but can at least say I did everything I could. Which is sort of the mantra in the Bible Belt
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's a big part of it. For the record, I don't support any of this, I'm just trying to explain it
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
National sends what the state asks for... it goes through them. I freely admit it makes no sense
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Florida Dem Party has been a complete and utter joke for longer than I've been alive... sometimes I wish I could turn off my conscience and ditch this place and never look back but fuck there are so many good people here that deserve so much better
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm trying my best down here
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GOP ads right now are all about attacking trans people. Over, and over, and over. I was a gay teen in 2004 watching the Bush campaign try to win on attacking gay marriage, but the resort to this hate drive in campaign ads feels so dialed up now. I can’t imagine being an lgbt kid watching tv today.
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Y'know how the Cubs winning the World Series in 2016 knocked us into the darkest timeline with Trump winning? Calling it now: if the White Sox win the World Series this year, the AI bubble immediately pops. #ChicagoPope
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Candidate for Bogomil Pope @yournjenthusiast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t care about the tariffs, I don’t give a fuck about the “strain on American families” I care that the policy of the Administration is to basically invade and chop up our neighbor for no good reason. That should take precedence over any economic issues
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think we both know a large chunk of them don't just look at the cows
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also it's easy to be loudly sorry now that he's in his second term and they're never gonna be in a position to have to consider voting for him again
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now he’s gone too far www.tpr.org/government-p...
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Trump tomato tariffs could spell the end of free chips, salsa at restaurants
The 17% tariff on Mexican tomato imports, combined with bad weather in Florida and Mexico, has caused the price of salsa ingredients to spike in recent months.
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Phillip Maciak @pjmaciak.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Kirsten Dunst and Gabrielle Union could do HEAT, but Pacino and De Niro couldn't do BRING IT ON.
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There's apparently been some movement lately getting a third underway. Rothe was also just in a giant killer snake movie called Beware Boiúna this year that's unfortunately nowhere near as fun as it sounds.
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok but the scene of her in her bedroom with Joni playing in the background will make me cry every. Goddamned. Time.
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Doctor Strange or: How I Stopped Worrying and Love the Doomsday Device
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Team Ilhan @teamilhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deal with it. 🕶️
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 02/10/2026
This is a better epilogue to my January story about the private equity firm profiting off of ICE's cruelest flights than I could have ever possibly hoped for. CHICAGO: You went to the mat and protected (at a minimum!) thousands of immigrants from torture. Take a bow. prospect.org/2026/10/02/i...
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The City That Brought Down an ICE Airline - The American Prospect
In Chicago, progressive alderpeople held up a contract until a private equity firm was forced to dispatch Omni Air International, protecting thousands of immigrants from deportation.
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James McLeod @jamespmcleod.ca · 02/10/2026
This shit is so god damn annoying. Fix your country. Stop waging unprovoked economic war. Close the concentration camps. globalnews.ca/news/1208422...
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U.S. mayors ask Canadians to reconsider U.S. travel boycott - Winnipeg | Globalnews.ca
Some American mayors are trying to encourage Canadians to reconsider boycotting travel across the border.
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cannot be emphasised enough that Trump II will plausibly cause the kind of death count we associate with the worst dictatorships of the last century. Unspeakably bad that he came to be president of the world's most powerful nation.
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t go high when they go low. I get LOUD. Because the soul and humanity of this country are at stake. /end
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
From what I understand (I'm very much not an expert)... whatever they can get their hands on. It's much more cruel to the person being executed, but - in theory at least - much more humane looking to the people watching.
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The drug companies that make them refuse to sell them for execution purposes
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can't imagine giving that much of a shit about other people's sartorial choices. Sounds exhausting.
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe it's just my ASD acting up but I've never understood the concept of a fashion statement... like everything you choose to wear is by definition a statement or communicating some sort of message to the world
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Mohamad Bazzi @mbazzi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page of @scotnational.bsky.social
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page headline of The National, Scotland
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump last week touted "one of the Biggest and Most Beautiful Events to take place in many years, the arrival at the White House of the Highly Respected President of China, Xi Jinping, and his beautiful wife, Madam Peng." The U.S. switched sides.
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I for one am glad to finally be entering my "Asking 'Who the hell is that?' while watching the VMAs" era
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Ben Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't love dunking on folks but it's so fucking funny to me that Trump was convicted of 34 felonies 2 years ago, faced no punishment, and went on to win the presidency a second time and journalists are still like, "hmm, I have an inkling that maybe he believes he's above the law for some reason."
Post from NYT reporter Eric Lipton 

"What an odd moment in United States history.

A U.S. president is running an overtly political campaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government.

Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit."
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's the standard fascist "simultaneously strong enough to develop this deadly virus, but so pathetically weak that they couldn't control it amongst their own people" nonsense
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PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They keep inexplicably recommending ones from shows I've never even seen... like I've never watched an ep of Big Bang Theory in my life, but goddamn if YouTube isn't determined to force feed it down my throat like a French farmer to a goose
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