PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 3hYup! They also wanted to do the meteor shower during her birth as well 010
PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 4hTo be fair, the town killing rampage WAS the original plan before budget cuts 140
PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 4hIt's not even the doing everything different that bothers me... it's the fact that said differences clearly seem to be made for commercial viability instead of any artistic statement. 010
PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 4hThe ending of Hill House singlehandedly convinced me that ghosts aren't real. Because if they were, Shirley Jackson would be haunting his ass every second of every day for the rest of his life. 0170
Reposted by PrplMonkeyManInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The Animaniacs would drive David Ellison to sell WB back for pennies on the dollar in 20 minutes 120537
Reposted by PrplMonkeyManSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini. 82672601370
PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026As a native Chicagoan, I feel duty bound to remind that his proper title is "Da Pope" 020
Reposted by PrplMonkeyMangg @ggold328.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i will help yakko, wakko, and dot in any way i can to get their vengeance 7906291
Reposted by PrplMonkeyManRobert Jago @rjjago.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Poor Péquistes, now that they’re officially a minority, they’ll have to discriminate against themselves 1438295
Reposted by PrplMonkeyManAlex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 05/10/2026All prisoners should have the right to vote while in prison 7956951106
PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'd also bet money Esmeralda buried a disrespectful asshole or two 010
PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Only thing I can think of is if that's supposed to be a chimichurri sauce the dice on the herbs is far too big 000
PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Also solidarity with you all up there. If you ever wanna scream into the void or vent, feel free to reach out 110
PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Donated, phone banked, knocking doors. May not win, but can at least say I did everything I could. Which is sort of the mantra in the Bible Belt 110
PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That's a big part of it. For the record, I don't support any of this, I'm just trying to explain it 110
PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026National sends what the state asks for... it goes through them. I freely admit it makes no sense 110
PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The Florida Dem Party has been a complete and utter joke for longer than I've been alive... sometimes I wish I could turn off my conscience and ditch this place and never look back but fuck there are so many good people here that deserve so much better 110
Reposted by PrplMonkeyManTaniel @taniel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026GOP ads right now are all about attacking trans people. Over, and over, and over. I was a gay teen in 2004 watching the Bush campaign try to win on attacking gay marriage, but the resort to this hate drive in campaign ads feels so dialed up now. I can’t imagine being an lgbt kid watching tv today. 672357474
Reposted by PrplMonkeyManDave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Y'know how the Cubs winning the World Series in 2016 knocked us into the darkest timeline with Trump winning? Calling it now: if the White Sox win the World Series this year, the AI bubble immediately pops. #ChicagoPope 811120
Reposted by PrplMonkeyManCandidate for Bogomil Pope @yournjenthusiast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don’t care about the tariffs, I don’t give a fuck about the “strain on American families” I care that the policy of the Administration is to basically invade and chop up our neighbor for no good reason. That should take precedence over any economic issues 28411
PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think we both know a large chunk of them don't just look at the cows 000
PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Also it's easy to be loudly sorry now that he's in his second term and they're never gonna be in a position to have to consider voting for him again 010
Reposted by PrplMonkeyManCatherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Now he’s gone too far www.tpr.org/government-p...tpr.orgTrump tomato tariffs could spell the end of free chips, salsa at restaurantsThe 17% tariff on Mexican tomato imports, combined with bad weather in Florida and Mexico, has caused the price of salsa ingredients to spike in recent months. 641715388
Reposted by PrplMonkeyManPhillip Maciak @pjmaciak.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Kirsten Dunst and Gabrielle Union could do HEAT, but Pacino and De Niro couldn't do BRING IT ON. 13772154
PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026There's apparently been some movement lately getting a third underway. Rothe was also just in a giant killer snake movie called Beware Boiúna this year that's unfortunately nowhere near as fun as it sounds. 000
PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ok but the scene of her in her bedroom with Joni playing in the background will make me cry every. Goddamned. Time. 020
PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Doctor Strange or: How I Stopped Worrying and Love the Doomsday Device 160
Reposted by PrplMonkeyManGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 02/10/2026This is a better epilogue to my January story about the private equity firm profiting off of ICE's cruelest flights than I could have ever possibly hoped for. CHICAGO: You went to the mat and protected (at a minimum!) thousands of immigrants from torture. Take a bow. prospect.org/2026/10/02/i...prospect.orgThe City That Brought Down an ICE Airline - The American ProspectIn Chicago, progressive alderpeople held up a contract until a private equity firm was forced to dispatch Omni Air International, protecting thousands of immigrants from deportation. 192242794
Reposted by PrplMonkeyManJames McLeod @jamespmcleod.ca · 02/10/2026This shit is so god damn annoying. Fix your country. Stop waging unprovoked economic war. Close the concentration camps. globalnews.ca/news/1208422...globalnews.caU.S. mayors ask Canadians to reconsider U.S. travel boycott - Winnipeg | Globalnews.caSome American mayors are trying to encourage Canadians to reconsider boycotting travel across the border. 3136896
Reposted by PrplMonkeyManlastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Cannot be emphasised enough that Trump II will plausibly cause the kind of death count we associate with the worst dictatorships of the last century. Unspeakably bad that he came to be president of the world's most powerful nation. 5461171
Reposted by PrplMonkeyManAngie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don’t go high when they go low. I get LOUD. Because the soul and humanity of this country are at stake. /end 816536788
PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026From what I understand (I'm very much not an expert)... whatever they can get their hands on. It's much more cruel to the person being executed, but - in theory at least - much more humane looking to the people watching. 081
PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The drug companies that make them refuse to sell them for execution purposes 080
PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I can't imagine giving that much of a shit about other people's sartorial choices. Sounds exhausting. 010
PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Maybe it's just my ASD acting up but I've never understood the concept of a fashion statement... like everything you choose to wear is by definition a statement or communicating some sort of message to the world 110
Reposted by PrplMonkeyManMohamad Bazzi @mbazzi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page of @scotnational.bsky.social 131395541
Reposted by PrplMonkeyManMatthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Trump last week touted "one of the Biggest and Most Beautiful Events to take place in many years, the arrival at the White House of the Highly Respected President of China, Xi Jinping, and his beautiful wife, Madam Peng." The U.S. switched sides. 681343369
PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I for one am glad to finally be entering my "Asking 'Who the hell is that?' while watching the VMAs" era 010
Reposted by PrplMonkeyManBen Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don't love dunking on folks but it's so fucking funny to me that Trump was convicted of 34 felonies 2 years ago, faced no punishment, and went on to win the presidency a second time and journalists are still like, "hmm, I have an inkling that maybe he believes he's above the law for some reason." 11759501282
PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's the standard fascist "simultaneously strong enough to develop this deadly virus, but so pathetically weak that they couldn't control it amongst their own people" nonsense 010
PrplMonkeyMan @prplmonkeyman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They keep inexplicably recommending ones from shows I've never even seen... like I've never watched an ep of Big Bang Theory in my life, but goddamn if YouTube isn't determined to force feed it down my throat like a French farmer to a goose 010