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30s, they/them | ace attorney, kylux, spider-verse, assassin's creed, asoiaf, rdr2, lis, nikkiverse, various other interests | minors dni | currently insane abt hmmk/mkhm

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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father’s Day to the dumpster, who is arguably my dad
an orange cat in a sunbeam. he is beautiful and confident even if his dad is a trash receptacle
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Apollo, Gift of Prophesy dodgeball meme

Jorts the Cat for Some Reason is the target
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We’re all good cats here. Things can be hard but even so, we are doing great at being good cats
an orange cat is intensely sleepy while snuggling a person
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My coworkers were looking at pictures of me and the new guy said this photo “serves fart”
an orange cat is on the floor with his tail slightly lifted and an unbothered expression on his face
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/08/2026
Couple On Verge Of Breaking Up Has Mind-Blowing Aquarium Visit theonion.com/couple-on-verge-of-bre…
Couple On Verge Of Breaking Up Has Mind-Blowing Aquarium Visit
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ao3 tags 🔞 @ao3gonewrong.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
grampa WILL go multiple rounds and he WILL like it
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trnk @trnk.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
CW: TGAA2 spoiler 大逆裁2ネタバレ fan art No one knows "us."
A naked man, wrapped in a blanket, is resting his head on the shoulder of an older man with a mustache.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Certified Best Friend @qfwfqs.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
#fanart
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Polluxery @polluxery.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Toph
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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
one funny thing about cuck jokes is that we know for a fact that people have thought cuckold jokes were funny for a very long time so like if you could time travel back a few centuries they would almost certainly also find calling the armchair in a bedroom the cuck chair fucking hilarious
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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
need to make more of this type of bullshit
rules for daughting my dater
1. be everywhere
2. if she cries you stand there
3. understand I don't cry
4. lie to me
5. what you do, I know that. I know your mind
6. she's in prison lol
7. I will f--- you
8. I'm her. I'm you
9. get her everywhere
10. know that I don't like prison
11. be my princess uwu5 things I should know about my WIFE
1. He is my WIFE
2. that's a bit scary and scares me sometimes. im a bit scared haha
3. He can't control my WIFE.
4. He has your body.
5. find her and you'll find my WIFE
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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ben Solo getting kicked out of Jedi school
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average dilf enjoyer @proudwing.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
mf said "i know what you are"
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AvengerKat @avengerkat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Day 22 of posting Hux until something gets announced with him in it😏
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Sue Cowley @suecowley.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
A thought on AI in education is that we need to help children and young people understand the intrinsic value of learning. If the system sends them the message that only grades or outcomes matter we can hardly be surprised if that's their focus.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Coda @usaalock.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I wouldn't be surprised if Holmes beat his meat to this
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The old internet @theoldinternet.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The picture on the Wikipedia article for static cling, taken in 2006
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AvengerKat @avengerkat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Day 23 of posting Hux until something gets announced with him in it😏
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LRC 🐝 MSQSG C01 🥞 @lirica.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
TBH i dont want a new ace attorney if its not written by shu takumi... i really want a holmes and watson spin off for great ace attorney though
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/06/2026
Find the perfect gift for that special anyone at the Onion Store. store.theonion.com/products/area-th…
'Area Them' T-Shirt
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
🧡🖤
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Black Tabby Games (This is Tony) - Slay the Princess @blacktabbygames.com · 08/06/2026
That means there's hope, Eddie. Whatever it is that Enoch did, we can undo it.
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Adelaide Ghoul 👻 @adelaidejewel.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
They’re trying to build a data center next to the Nashville Zoo Petition here, if you’re so inclined: c.org/KxhXznzBcD
Screenshot from facebook:

Nashville Zoo

We're asking our community to stand with us in protecting the animals, habitats, people and future of Nashville Zoo.
A proposed 69,000-square-foot data center is planned for property directly adjacent to the Zoo. While developers claim the facility will have no impact, no environmental studies or impact assessments have been conducted to evaluate potential effects on our animals, visitors, staff, or the surrounding community.
Data centers consume enormous amounts of electricity and water; straining power grids, depleting natural resources, and damaging our watershed. With nothing more than the word of a profit-seeking developer, how are we to know this new data center will not lead to irreversible damage to the animals we exist to protect?
We cannot afford to find out years from now how this facility has negatively impacted our 1.4 million annual visitors, our local community, or the 3,000 animals entrusting us with their care. We are calling on the Nashville community to join us in our fight to stop this data center from being built, now.
Please sign our petition and say yes to the Zoo by saying no to the new data center

Includes photos of a big cat at the zoo and a photo showing how close the data center would be to the zoo
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 07/06/2026
the other annoying thing about the AI craze is that language about it is purposely muddled and unclear to lump all automated processes under it. remember that golf game that had an AI disclosure that turned out to be because they used fucking SpeedTree
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Nick Stone @typejunky.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
He lives in a pineapple under the sea.
A sign saying brunch club porn cakes.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Hopping on this do one of my regular “everyone should play Scarlet Hollow”, one reason why you should play Scarlet Hollow is then you can read @blacktabbygames.com’s fascinating essays on how they write it and how they approach player choice.
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dreamin' @dreaminerryday.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
genAI is poisoning our water and planet you should hate it all indiscriminately even if it "never touches" the final product
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elaine 🌧️ @mirukov.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I like the hc of mikotoba having a higher libido than holmes because I love the trope where a char has to restrain themself around their partner (whereas holmes wouldn’t have restraint)
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Melinda-wvu @melinda-wvu.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
💯💯💯
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
happy horse year. here's a convenient list of all the ways a horse can be
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jazz (fefw spoiler zone) @miffz.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
drawing of a fish using multicoloured pen
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404 Media @404media.co · 08/06/2026
In 1999, a farmer gave away 87 acres of land to a small Texas town to use as a park. The town sold to a data center developer for $10 million.
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A Farmer Donated Land to Turn into a Park. The City Is Building a Massive Data Center Instead
In 1999, a farmer gave away 87 acres of land to a small Texas town to use as a park. The town sold to a data center developer for $10 million.
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AvengerKat @avengerkat.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Day 19 of posting Hux until something gets announced with him in it😏
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Emoji Mashup Bot @emojimashupbot.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
😞 disappointed + 🤠 cowboy + 👌 ok-hand =
An Emoji Mashup combining 😞 and 🤠. There's also a 👌
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Unseen Japan @unseenjapan.com · 05/06/2026
Introducing the tanuki ball sack bag you never knew you needed until today ("his balls get bigger as you shop"). You're welcome.
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ཐི✧ sparky ✧ཋྀ @grimsparkarts.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
posted instructions say “2”… but the heart says “whole bottle” 💙 (PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THE WHOLE BOTTLE. RYUU IS AN OUTLIER ADN SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN COUNTED) #thegreataceattorney #tgaafanart #dgsfanart #daigyakutensaiban #tgaachronicles #ryunosukenaruhodo #ryuunosukenaruhodou #digitalart
ID: A digital drawing of Ryunosuke Naruhodo from the Great Ace Attorney holding out his hand to the viewer. In his outstretched hand is a large pile of white pills. Text at the bottom reads, “Let’s take ibuprofen together.” He’s smiling, with a halo of star and flower doodles around his head. End ID.
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Coprolite9000 - Pixelfed @coprolite9000.pixelfed.hylobatidae.org · 06/06/2026
For #insectSaturday / #insektenSamstag - absolute goth wasp, spotted on an old stone gatepost last weekend, taking a very brief rest while (presumably) hunting crab spiders. Probably from the Pompilidae: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider_wasp #Derbyshire #insects #wasps #macrophotography
Sleek, velvet-black wasp with folded wings, long curved antennae and spiky legs, seen side-on resting on the edge of some worn, fine-grained stone.
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Dracadancer @dracadancer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Please Ren, come in and make yourself comfortable in my fully furred quarters.
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Prince Rosalium, Parfum Nostalgique Dev🌹✨️ @princerosalium.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
one of my biggest pet peeves is when people are like. "fiction doesn't have to be realistic because people come to fiction to escape reality." actually, fiction doesn't have to be realistic because it isn't real. it's not up to you what people come to fiction for. it's different for everyone.
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Infamouslydorky|commissions open @infamouslydorky.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
#courtneysithe and #maelstronghart drawing from an old twitch stream #tgaa #dgs #greataceattorney
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
You may rub my belly :3
A black-and-white cat lying belly-up on a white cushion
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C @worvies.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
After months of work I've finally finished working on another hmmk doujinshi😭🎉🎉 The digital copy is up for direct purchase and download on my ko-fi shop! Thank you so much for your support and interest once again🥺💖 ko-fi.com/s/401b422e14
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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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