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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

extremely shitty edit of a dream I had where the book 3 finale gang was waiting in line for this specific roller coaster for like 3 hours. every time I snoozed my alarm the line moved almost imperceptibly. they never got on the ride and I was almost late for work

a picture of arieforce one viewed from the line. in front of the roller coaster (left to right) are the characters present in the dragonfable book 3 finale: zvezdana and her ignominious, alteon, amadeus, warlic, steph/hero, alexander, akanthus, and jaania. til/draco/hero's dragon is sitting on the train above them.

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the entirety of a completely unprompted interaction with my old night shift coworker which has persisted in my mind for years

a four panel comic
panel 1: a guy with tied back hair (me) stands in front of a sink washing beakers.
panel 2: another guy (my coworker) materializes behind me (text: (appears)), startling me, and says "hey"
panel 3: coworker says "I think in another life Sephiroth was my gay boyfriend." I'm still looking at the sink and barely acknowledging this.
panel 4: coworker looks at me and says "I'm straight though." I close my eyes in agreement and say "naturally."

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

if there's not a fat hairy gay guy at the antarctic research station who calls himself The Polar Bear then first of all there SHOULD be and second of all if such a man exists, now or ever, I NEED to be friends with him

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

went 2 the dermatologist today and I was quietly freaking out about it but my actual experience was basically this

(an old "dermatologists hate her" ad edited with a picture of Wirt from Over the Garden Wall, originally from an otgw shitpost blog from around the time the show first came out that I can't find at the moment, sorry)
Dermatologists Hate Him!
He is 40
Looks like a fucking baby
Local hero exposes shocking anti-aging secret. Learn the $5 trick to his stunning results.
LEARN THE TRUTH NOW

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

(my friend bumps her head getting into my car) "ow. goddamn it. see this is why we need to be wearing armor all the time-" "-and I'm always saying this." "I'm ALWAYS saying this!"

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

sigh... I sighed sighfully, my emerald orbs peering down because of gravity... (said out loud to an empty room while doing an annoying work task)

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

a fun fact about my son carson from the car is that sometimes... he make a sound

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the thing about heropulchure is that it's. I mean it's real. is the thing about it.

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it has been over twenty-four hours, I've washed my hands including wrists multiple times and taken a shower and put on a Different perfume that has since almost entirely faded, and my right wrist STILL SMELLS LIKE HORSE SWEAT. what the FUCK did they put in this bottle

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I've been working my way through some perfume samples and one I tried yesterday was SO EXTREMELY horse sweat I can't properly communicate it. I kept thinking maybe I was exaggerating and smelling my wrist again and it was somehow EVEN MORE like taking a saddle off after an all morning trail ride

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

ok I'm on this again. I said hiring sepulchure was evidence of poor judgment on jaania's part and sepulchure agrees, But I Mean. in actuality he did the work he agreed to do and he in fact made efforts to prevent her being fucked over. the thing is that seppy valen amadeus pulchure is a real one

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I've said this before and I will probably say this again but brother's song by brand new sung by glenn fraldarius about felix makes me want to drift away into the sea

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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Let’s say, you accidentally scream out AAAAAH and they jumping all out the back of your CAAaaAArrAAArrarar lell-aarr lell-arr lell-arrarr lell-arr lell-arr lell-arr lell-aahh lell-aarrr arr arrr ar arrr ar arrr ar arrr ar arrr ar arrr ar arrr ar arrr arrr arrrrr ar arrrr ar arrrr ar arrrr.

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

actually the general public should also have this

the gang 800 years after graduation b like
- depressed bishounen gandalf
- on fire skeleton
- aspiring core of the earth

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm almost done with the skeleton mines... so close to being able to finally catch up with this game... crazy stuff.........

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the fact that jaania doubled up on guys in her inner circle with weird and bad vibes named Don't Worry About It who came from That's Not Important Right Now and whose motives and plans include Hey Look A Subject Change and the chill one is sepulchure. girl your judgment. I say this lovingly.

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

one time when we were kids my cousins and I spent the better part of a weekend replacing every verb with "put" or "be" and honestly some of the phrasing was awkward but meaning was put in our words nonetheless

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Teegan @teegan.dog · 06/06/2026

bisexual final boss

Bisexual flags everywhere on the person and also a huge bi flag display like a peacock

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

thinks about jaania and amadeus weirdly sincerely caring about each other despite the [vague hand motions towards the plot of book 3] takes a big bite of drywall and goes to sleep

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

one thing my fe3h friends need to know about my current dragonfable madness is that dimitri and sepulchure are shaking hands emphatically on many subjects

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

sorry but I just remembered the time my coworker at my old job told me unprompted that I came across as "docile." what that fuck does that mean pray tell

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

dragonfable, no contest. still here baybeeeeee

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

(holding carson while he grabs at my face) why are you a violent boy. did I raise you violent. you were born from the car right into my arms and I raised you gentle all your life and now you hit and grab me. my evil and violent son. that's okay.

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

today's stupid dream: my temporary colleague is head over heels for their new partner and approaches me for help writing a musical about how wonderful it is to be in love.

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

roommate asked if I still needed my good boy certificate and I said no I have a card in my wallet confirming I'm a good boy so it's redundant

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I respect my haters and share their concerns

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I've been stuck in the dragonfable skeleton mines for so long it's gonna be crazy when I get back to the plot

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

final days before a much needed haircut b like "oh this is terrible" "god I can't wait to get all of this cut off" "who is that disheveled asshole in the mirror" "wait........ hold on............. should I keep it this long actually.................................." "No I Won't Let It Get Me"

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

MY CAR IS A MAGNET THAT ATTRACTS STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT TO TEAR UP MY TIRES BEYOND REPAIR

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

a presence on my shoulder whispering to me that I should get a nose piercing

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

tell me why I'm seeing dimitri hate on my dash this morning..... "everybody has to treat his majesty like he's special or else, he's like their shitty boss" meanwhile dimitri's like please treat me normal please treat me like I'm normal please do not give me special treatment of any kind I'll cry

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

time to dig up old random bullshit I made again

Here's the hell
Who wake up eating 50 pounds of hair salad. Who don't wear pants. Who'd rather die than tell a guy they sweat pee. Who'd rather skin guys. Who love the ants in my jeans. Who are afraid of all the guys. Who don't feel. Who get away. Who like it, when they die with their friends. Who stick to their own beautiful sweat to break everything they want to break. Who always need a guy to tell them that they are real. Who don't get all the girls bc
they all
just
like me.

Here's to the slrig (note: "girls" mirrored horizontally)
Who don't wake up with 50 pounds of sweatpants eating all the guys instead of makeup salad. Who nail 50 skinny slutpant guys. Who'd eat sweatchup. Who love the ants in jeans. Who love to break a guy to get their own way. Who get all the girls. Who don't "feel like" dying when they're afraid to tell a guy "hhhh get got slut, eat snails heeheehee"
Who are everything. Who break everything always. Who need to want all the girls that they want to need to eat. Here's to

me.

Here's to the guys.
Who have hair. Who don't mind fighting me. Who are gay. Who love to break everything. Who aren't afraid of me. Who are afraid of me. Who love to tell me that they are beautiful and need to fight me. Who love snails. Who are afraid of snails. Who stick snails to their friends. Who don't get snails. Who want me. Who don't always like to die. Who ship destiel. Who need to get away. Who are he they. Who
like me.

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

sometimes I think about "jonathan sims, though you probably know me better as (jarchivist voice) Jonathan Sims." in the magnus archives s1 q&a. extremely funny way to differentiate writer/actor and character

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

this week the star app was uncharacteristically nice to me and said I'm sooo funny and smart and I should appreciate the little things in life because the world really is beautiful you know? and then today it went back to "shut the fuck upppp like actually omggg everyone is sick of your shit man"

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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

seppy "nothing more than a dead body used by doom" "every past version of myself is literally dead" "I regret nothing, I own everything I've ever done" "they must have amnesia they forgot that I'M HIM" valen amadeus pulchure guy of all time

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

at band practice rn being told lies such as "you are a good trombonist" and "your trombone playing sounds good" and "you are playing a trombone. correctly even"

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I think I'm done throwing money at the weird perfume obsession for a little while (still have a couple I haven't gotten my hands on tho...) but goddamn the podcast tie-in perfumes have no right to be as good as they are. I want to smell like blackstone and ex altiora always

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

my friend accidentally encouraged me to continue my completely unprompted acotar rant and my other friend genuinely almost punched him. while I kept telling them information they did not want btw

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I still have my dimitri icon and no plans to change it but how fucking long has it been since I've dimitriposted. I need to change that

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board certified anastasiologist @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

why is the bougie grocery store playing the jurassic park theme rn

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