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Jim

@proteus.bsky.social
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41/m/CO (he/him) Geological Engineer. Bike to work, invest in public transit. Runner, TTRPG enthusiast, old-ass anime lover. Web: iproteus.neocities.org Anime and convention podcast: www.thegamelsave.com Avatar by @fernandfoil.bsky.social

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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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Jim @proteus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trans rights sunrise. Tempo run. 3 miles total, 1.75 at race pace.
A photo of a pond at sunrise. The pond and sky are pink white and blue.
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Jim @proteus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Don't talk to me or my son.
A large white brush buddy from Witch Hat Atelier with another smaller brush buddy curled around its leg.
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Jim @proteus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
FLCL is the Weezer of anime :send tweet:
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Mega-admiral Threepwood
Guybrush Threepwood from the Monkey Island series, decked out in an ostentatious uniform with perversely large epaulettes and a ludicrous cape. He's standing on top of a skull-shaped rock.
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stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Galatea from Claymore. the text reads “A SICK ASS SWORD WOULD FIX ME.”
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
same comic, signed version, for posterity
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
RETVRN but it's just shooting a firehose of federal funding for a new WPA
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'm raising money for two cat rescue organizations, where I'll answer a style-related question if you post a screenshot of you donating at least $20. Normally, I answer questions in the thread, but I thought this one might be of interest to a wider number of people. Let's talk about jeans. 🧵
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Jim @proteus.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Sickos but its John Scalzi.
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Erik Loomis @erikloomis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This Day in Labor History: June 11, 1352. Trials were held against laborers from Wiltshire, England who had violated a 1349 ordinance that decreed that all laborers must accept the wages they had received in 1346. Let's talk about how surviving workers of the Black Death wanted to get paid!
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Lady DEADtera, Wee Ghostie Edition 👻🍁😷 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The person poking a thing with a stick. They are poking at a soap bubble labelled "AI" and saying "C'mon burst..."
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Doctora Malka Older @older.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"“I’m here to tell you the mission of your generation is to destroy AI,” said Chieng." news.harvard.edu/gazette/stor...
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Funny but serious, Chieng issues an AI warning to grads — Harvard Gazette
"Daily Show" star and Class Day headliner is fine writing his own emails.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 20/05/2026
I knew this gave a familiar vibes
Cybertruck sunkCow at the beach
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David Seligman for Colorado Attorney General @seligmanforag.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I’m calling on the General Assembly to vote to reconvene for special session to impeach or censure the Governor. Governor Polis commuted Tina Peters’ sentence after the legislative session, likely in an effort to avoid accountability for misconduct. The people of Colorado demand accountability.
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Parker @estinien.gay · 24/05/2025
A screenshot of a location in Final Fantasy XIV that is being destroyed, with collapsed buildings, rubble, and fire. In the middle of the screenshot is "United States," and underneath is "JOANN Fabric and Crafts."
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օttr @fangfluff.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
reference.mp4
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Toilet detective. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Photo of a short haired, black-and-white tuxedo cat perched on the edge of a pink toilet seat on a white toilet with it’s head completely down inside the bowl. This is seen from the perspective of someone who was looking in from outside of the bathroom door.
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Jim @proteus.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Time to put pressure on government officials at all levels to build better alternative transportation options. We can (and must) build a less car dependent Colorado.
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Jim @proteus.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I'm at my local brewery and the Jurassic Park theme is playing. How did I get here?
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Jim @proteus.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Just received an email from my HQ office trying to crow about successes. They linked to articles from the NY Post, Newsmax, and Breitbart. The propagandizing is strong in DOT.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/05/2026
Racehorse Receives Carrot Every Time He Wins $2 Million For Owner
Racehorse Receives Carrot Every Time He Wins $2 Million For Owner
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Jim @proteus.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Got a request for training for my team rejected because it wasn't approved in a system that I've never heard of. I'm sure this is all in the effort to make government more efficient.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Guys! GUYS! It's back! It's coming back!!! The single greatest literacy promotion in human history* is coming back! All you 80s and 90s kids know what's up! *(this point may be a little hyperbolic, but just a little) people.com/pizza-huts-b...
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Pizza Hut's 'BOOK IT!' Summer Reading Program Returns to Provide Voracious Young Readers with Pizza Parties and More
Pizza Hut's BOOK IT! program has announced the return of "Summer of Stories," where kids can earn personal pan pizzas and more for meeting reading goals. The program, open for kids in pre-K through 6t...
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Jim @proteus.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
If I were dictator, I would change for "jury of peers" to "jury of haters" for every future tech/AI related case.
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🎃 Zack o' Lantern 🎃 @zackdavisson.com · 23/04/2026
Share your views on Yokai! Japan wants to know! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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Survey on Japanese Yokai (For participants outside Japan)
Hello, my name is Junya Kono, and I am the representative of Hyakuyobako Co., Ltd. For the past 20 years, I have been organizing events and creating works centered around yokai in Kyoto, Japan. I am ...
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/04/2026
"just following up on this" = stop ignoring me "putting this at the top of your inbox" = what the hell's going on, read my email "friendly reminder" = im going to kidnap your kids
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Jim @proteus.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Forgot to post earlier, but here is my bento from today. Rice with salmon furikake, mixed beans, marinated roasted red peppers, cauliflower with sesame, and miso pork.
A white bento box containing rice with salmon furikake, mixed beans, marinated roasted red peppers, cauliflower with sesame, and miso pork.
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matt🌻 @eiffel.art · 02/04/2026
serene
a large round pokemon covered in moss, sits happily in a wooded garden
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 01/04/2026
the level of pent-up horniness for a rocket launch that doesn't benefit or involve elon musk exceeds even my high expectations
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Comicsbeat @comicsbeat.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Have we reached peak con again? A weekend at WonderCon and too many shows in one weekend made us wonder just where is the con economy going?
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WonderCon thoughts: have we reached peak con — again?
A weekend at WonderCon and too many shows in one weekend made us wonder just where is the con economy going?
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Becky Hawkins @postcardsbybecky.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Calvin’s dad as the Sicko meme, wearing a helmet and bike outfit, looking through the window saying “yes… ha ha ha… yes!”
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StarBITE 🧛‍♂️🌟 @starite.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #tdov #transart
a digital illustration in the style of a relief print depicting a black cat in a defensive pose holding a torn and tattered transgender pride flag in its mouth as it looks directly towards the viewer. the background is purple with some specks of blue and pink showing through, and behind the cat is a black midground resembling grass or flames. the top right corner features a box with a caption reading "T.D.O.V."
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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
That's right
Sure! "Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!"$8 a gallon for gas???
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cam @littlegoodfrog.online · 02/12/2024
Since I haven't been able to make anything recently due to health stuff, I thought I'd share some old work now that this website has more people on it!! This is Ethernet Cable Girlfriend, a short comic I made last year! Robot yuri 💕 (1/7)
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Colin Smith @colinsmith.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Some of the small spot illustrations by Eric Fraser that accompanied the Radio Times magazine’s weekly listings for the BBC’s 1981 radio adaptation of Tolkein’s “The Lord Of The Rings”.
An apparently outclassed Eowyn in mortal combat with Angmar, leader of the Nazgûl. The style is of a bold woodcut.In a forest, the Hobbits Merry and Pippin sit on the “arms” of the Elk Treebeard while discussing matters with him. The destruction of Mount Doom. Lightning bolts fire out from a mountain’s summit while a blast carries away its mid-section. “The Grey Havens” - Three figures on a hill watch a lone ship sail out to sea. The trip ahead is shown to be sunny, leaving behind the rainy skies over the land being left behind.
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Jim @proteus.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Live with eyes unclouded by hate.
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Jim @proteus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This is amazing piece of journalism, shining a light on both the successes and shortcomings of GDQ.
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Claire (derogatory) 🎃 @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Professor Farnsworth “tell them I hate them” meme with the captions reading 
- you can now teach adobe firefly to generate images in your own visual style
- teach it to fuck off
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Jim @proteus.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
First attempt at bento.
A bento box with carrots, broccoli, red peppers and chicken on the left and rice on the right.
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Jim @proteus.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
My unpopular opinion is that everyone should have to take a practical and written driving exam at least every 5 years. Laws change. People fall into bad driving habits without realizing it. And, as we age, our ability to drive degrades for a number of reasons, both cognitive and physical.
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Jay Lender @jaylender.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Faux-old poster with fold marks. Postal Mascot Mr. Zip holds up a letter. Text reads: The Post Office is a SERVICE not a business! (Just like the police and fire departments!) When they say it NEEDS to turn a profit... Tell them to GO FUCK THEMSELVES!
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Skinner meme from Simpsons: 

"Do I get blackout drunk?"

"No I teleport to Waffle House"
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
If you want Bluesky to be good you need to be weirder
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