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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Malcolm in the Middle would have been a totally different show had that family existed in the time of the air fryer.

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Look forward to waking up to new Detroit Lion Joey Porter Jr.

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jon ben-menachem @jbenmenachem.com · 30/08/2026

a lot of folks on here need to read the first paragraph of this

Bouie: Sure. Before I do, I want to say two things, just to establish them right now and kind of to say where I stand on some of this stuff. The first thing is: "Woke" is a term that comes from African American vernacular. It has its origins in the 1930s, and it has traditionally meant something along the lines of: Be aware of the ways that this society is not built for you. Be aware of the ways that you may face disadvantage and oppression in this society.
Again, this is a term that emerged in Black vernacular in the 1930s. And that is, as far as I'm concerned, what the term means.
And the usage --
Cottle: You are exactly one of about 20 people who think that's what the term means.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

They should make a pill that makes your prick stand up like, "Wow, here I am." Who's in? 😎

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/07/2026

Adult Man Genuinely Inspired By AI Video Of Lion Wearing Rolex theonion.com/adult-man-genuinely-in…

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

My favorite part of Fellowship of Christian Athletes (FCA) in high school was getting together to watch Steve Largent Highlights.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Me seeing 2 or more people having a casual conversation: THIS ENTIRE SCENE IS SO CLIQUEY IT MAKES ME SICK!!!

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Trump might actually not be racist if he doubts that 6'1" & black Barack Obama would be good at basketball.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

We're all lucky that Bob Seger never wanted to fuck our Dads.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Finally someone taking this JOKER to task! Epic skewer!

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Cut to me in 30 years: I am cutting a check for $17 million dollars to Professional Squatter, Donald B. Stayin'here, after losing the copyright claim to "Salem Bitch Trials," a term he admittedly once used against me in an argument, which I turned into a BEST-SELLING Series.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I'm gonna have to get in better shape if I want to keep being an asshole.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

A margianalized group has reached out to me in hopes that I will spread their message. Idk anything about these guys, but these people who are strangers to me want better small dick representation in media.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Kinda feel like Jaxson Dart being a dumbass is a case of nominative determinism. Very rarely do you hear the sentence “this is our museum curator, Jaxson”

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I'm a white rapper & my Opps just found a video of me crying after I put on the colorblind glasses.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Tell me you got handed a freakin packet yo without telling me you got handed a freakin packet yo

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

We asked 100 people what is a good name for a man

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Well shit, I guess Forza Horizon 6 is peak.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I believed my parents when they told me my grandma used to date Elvis. I was like, "Wow, grandma, you really fucked up. You used to date Elvis, and now you have almost nothing of material value."

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Your mom and dad love a show called Keebler Ranch and you can’t look it up, there’s no information about it, but 30 million people watch it every week and there’s a line of frozen entrees at Walmart called “Gus Keebler fixins”

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Was walking into a job interview when I realized my mustache was trimmed unevenly, so I told the interviewer, "I think I just experienced a cluster of mini-strokes out in your parking lot. I think this might even be your fault."

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I'm a single dad. I used to be multiple dads, but I absorbed my Other form for a 10% increase in vertical leap. I still can't dunk. Thought I'd be able to dunk.

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

“Are they a proud people?” - my wife, just now, about Juggalos

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Sees any movie playing: "Oh shit, this that movie with the Indian guy thinkin he the reincarnation of Bruce Springsteen?"

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Lenny Kravitz is your favorite NBA player's favorite rocker.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

If you beat my ass, I'm calling the cops! Believe that!

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I miss when rap was about the way my bitch acts when you come around.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/05/2026

hotel bar has the savannah bananas on instead of playoff hoops and this is truly the most tedious shit i’ve ever seen in my life. as a society we are starving our souls

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

-Star Wars opening crawl (2027)- The hideous goblin Grogu has died in Vietnam

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

So J.D. Vance is just a one-off bestselling novelist, and we never talk about how weird that is?

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Oh no. My crush is only attracted to guys who pace around the apartment saying, "they got me fucked up."

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Has anyone ever called it "Pissburgh" as a joke?

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

If David Bailey isn't an All-Pro type, we may never again see a Texas Tech EDGE taken in the 1st round of the NFL Draft.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

40% of an Expert's job is being left baffled by new study.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Rainy day so took a moment to create a feed of my photos from being outside

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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Jahmyr Gibbs will go down as one of the top-5 running backs of all time.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Bruno Mars "I just Might" guitar sounds a lot like Olu Dara's guitar on "I See The Light"

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Melania: I naver had a relationshep weeth Jaffrey Apstein *pulls off mask* Melania: Because I arm Jaffrey Arpstein

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Critics are calling it, "Gay as Sin."

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