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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Malcolm in the Middle would have been a totally different show had that family existed in the time of the air fryer.

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Not a safety, but the price on Joey Porter Jr. just went up for Detroit. I knew this shit would happen.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Look forward to waking up to new Detroit Lion Joey Porter Jr.

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jon ben-menachem @jbenmenachem.com · 30/08/2026

a lot of folks on here need to read the first paragraph of this

Bouie: Sure. Before I do, I want to say two things, just to establish them right now and kind of to say where I stand on some of this stuff. The first thing is: "Woke" is a term that comes from African American vernacular. It has its origins in the 1930s, and it has traditionally meant something along the lines of: Be aware of the ways that this society is not built for you. Be aware of the ways that you may face disadvantage and oppression in this society.
Again, this is a term that emerged in Black vernacular in the 1930s. And that is, as far as I'm concerned, what the term means.
And the usage --
Cottle: You are exactly one of about 20 people who think that's what the term means.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

They should make a pill that makes your prick stand up like, "Wow, here I am." Who's in? 😎

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Have you tried the Mario Sunshine Eclipse mod? Pretty neat

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/07/2026

Adult Man Genuinely Inspired By AI Video Of Lion Wearing Rolex theonion.com/adult-man-genuinely-in…

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

No single-player mode, as I understand it. Emulating Nba Street Vol. 2 is probably still the move until they figure that out.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

My favorite part of Fellowship of Christian Athletes (FCA) in high school was getting together to watch Steve Largent Highlights.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

The album that inspired Robert Palmer to try fucking.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

This isn't fair, but I was immediately out on Brian Daboll, because I've only ever seen *that* face featured on adulterous fork truck drivers who are too eager to describe their most recent shit.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I thought him saying "this is one of, if not thee first scene of the show 😎," was snark; like saying "this is one of the scenes of all time." But nope. This scene has worsened human interaction. I now live in fear of saying a trigger word that might activate someone's monologue about common sense.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Me seeing 2 or more people having a casual conversation: THIS ENTIRE SCENE IS SO CLIQUEY IT MAKES ME SICK!!!

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Trump might actually not be racist if he doubts that 6'1" & black Barack Obama would be good at basketball.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Game was unfortunately published before we knew what a spectrum was.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

The FOMO to be witness to the shit show is growing in my belly. I want to get a parasite from an air-fried turkey leg and sit on an undeployed airbag in the porta potty.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Google says to report gas price gouging to your State Attorney General's office.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

They really gave her 2K badges, huh..

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

He genuinely seemed like an A++ Character guy. Wholesomely maintained a friendship with his high school janitor through his career. This whole scene is a shock to me. Don't let knuckleheads anywhere near your life (not the janitor lol).

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

We're all lucky that Bob Seger never wanted to fuck our Dads.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Finally someone taking this JOKER to task! Epic skewer!

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Siiick. Stuntman: Ignition is pretty cheap on xbox, if you need a taste now.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Wendy's chicken strips dipped in Wendy's chili...

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Cut to me in 30 years: I am cutting a check for $17 million dollars to Professional Squatter, Donald B. Stayin'here, after losing the copyright claim to "Salem Bitch Trials," a term he admittedly once used against me in an argument, which I turned into a BEST-SELLING Series.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I'm gonna have to get in better shape if I want to keep being an asshole.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

A margianalized group has reached out to me in hopes that I will spread their message. Idk anything about these guys, but these people who are strangers to me want better small dick representation in media.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Kinda feel like Jaxson Dart being a dumbass is a case of nominative determinism. Very rarely do you hear the sentence “this is our museum curator, Jaxson”

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I'm a white rapper & my Opps just found a video of me crying after I put on the colorblind glasses.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Tell me you got handed a freakin packet yo without telling me you got handed a freakin packet yo

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Based on the almost-nothing I know of Orson Welles, I couldn't imagine him being attracted to white women.

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

We asked 100 people what is a good name for a man

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Well shit, I guess Forza Horizon 6 is peak.

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I believed my parents when they told me my grandma used to date Elvis. I was like, "Wow, grandma, you really fucked up. You used to date Elvis, and now you have almost nothing of material value."

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Your mom and dad love a show called Keebler Ranch and you can’t look it up, there’s no information about it, but 30 million people watch it every week and there’s a line of frozen entrees at Walmart called “Gus Keebler fixins”

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Was walking into a job interview when I realized my mustache was trimmed unevenly, so I told the interviewer, "I think I just experienced a cluster of mini-strokes out in your parking lot. I think this might even be your fault."

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I'm a single dad. I used to be multiple dads, but I absorbed my Other form for a 10% increase in vertical leap. I still can't dunk. Thought I'd be able to dunk.

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

“Are they a proud people?” - my wife, just now, about Juggalos

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Sees any movie playing: "Oh shit, this that movie with the Indian guy thinkin he the reincarnation of Bruce Springsteen?"

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Privilege Boy @privilegeboy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Lenny Kravitz is your favorite NBA player's favorite rocker.

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