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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad

@presterb.bsky.social
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AI Doomer. I play D&D but I don’t think I’m doing it right. I have this dog. Reply guy/him.

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People imagine picking up and finding *something better* is an easy solution. But how is that supposed to work, when all your time and energy goes to staying alive? You have almost nothing to set aside to actually fight your way out.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The full trailer for You Can See Everything is out today. And my first thought is that it should be required that Nathan Fielder film for 48 hrs at every tech CEO’s home.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.
An Onion article titled “Talking to your child about the WTC attack,” which is filled with real good info.
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 24/08/2026
the sophie cunningham drama was created not to further trans genocide but to keep america from realizing its next gronk is a lesbian from minnesota
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
get equipped with day final
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
- KH
Elaine Chao, next to Mitch McConnell at hospital, says
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The various stages of press tour fatigue.
Four people, well, four actors, with a variety of expressions.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“Drunkenly masticating my neck and cheeks” you can’t get shit like this on pornhub
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Actually no I don’t
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The Odyssey is just “your deadbeat dad has the best explanation possible, but it’s not very realistic”.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Musk is just mad because Chef Andrés feeds starving children, including those who aren’t white
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I know it’s because I’m doomscrolling too much but holy shit have YouTube recommendations gone to hell. Zero support for the creators I follow and endless page of boring garbage in their place.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
HR keeps referring to “the incident” and I keep telling them they’ll have to be more specific.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“People Suck”
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Not fucking with someone is a gift more people should give.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My Hobbit Hole brings all the Wizards to the door.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The White House plan of going “hey shipping crews, risk your lives because we say so” and “hey shipping and insurance companies, forgo business logic and recklessly risk your livelihood, we’re looking bad here” isn’t working. Turns out few will take on risk just to pretend Trump’s fantasy is real.
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Mario, Mario, my beautiful brother. You know there's a sucker born every minute, and for the next 60 seconds, you're the chosen one.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
@reckless.bsky.social now he’s escaping to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by communism youtube.com/@realchris?s...
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
….shame…..parody….YOU ARE HERE
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Jacob Graveison @jacobdavison.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Lich McConnell
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PochaVoice @pochavoice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Listen I know I don't have John Darnielle's voice but how was I supposed to resist the call of doing a The Mountain Goats Steamed Hams joke? I'm one of the millions of people who got Morel Orel'd into being obsessed with No Children back in the day.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
YOU - …I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay? ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 05/07/2026
this is the official scooby doo account
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Dude I saw you autosave before walking up to me whats up man we cool
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jane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social · 05/07/2026
this was exactly my thought too. no fitter end
David Morris, a journalist and author, also appeared to endorse the theory with a brutal jab at McConnell and his legacy.
"Mitch McConnell remaining technically alive for an extra three weeks because of a manipulative procedural maneuver is exactly how he would have wanted to go out," Morris wrote in a social media post on X.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Pope : with mercy and love and deep regret, i must call this a schismatic act Half of bluesky with their shirts off and earrings out ready to brawl outside applebees : GET THEIR ASSES WOOOOO
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
There’s no feeling just as amazing as thinking about an online reply for 5 minutes and then just realizing “Hey! I don’t have to say shit!”
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Living the dream
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Gangster ginger background artist I shoulda been one of those.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is the end of pride. And I’m still trying so hard to be gay, but failing. Because all these news articles keep showing me Elon’s face. Can’t we just replace that image with two cybertrucks getting t-boned trying to drive into front door of a Muslim church?
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Proof that, in fact, Dungeons and Dragons hasn’t taken over.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
YOU - I'm currently in-between names.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Some Kim Jong Un shit right here
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Also something oddly relatable about a succession of contractors working on the reflecting pool being like "the last guy really screwed it up." The three certainties in life are death, taxes, and the contractor you hired for a project telling you that whoever did it the first time messed it up
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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
People at gun ranges don't seem to like it when you scream, "Burn in Hell, Sailor Moon," when you're shooting at the target.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
it must be fundamentally absurd and on some level unreconcilable to be both, 1. A devout Catholic 2. The brother of the current Pope
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It’s like if Frequency had a happy ending
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Fuck, now I know what happened to that weird doll that was in the sex shop window.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Meowie Antoinette
A cat with its head turned creates the appearance of headlessness. Next to them is a basket with a second cat’s head poking out the top.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
2nd Gr8 Depression’s gonna be a bitch. I advise everybody to get sexier and marry into generational wealth, or precisely position yourself ideologically for a high position in the politburo. Centrist hard workers are gonna be fucked. The one dump stat you can’t afford in the Apocalypse is Agility.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
AI killed the video star bla bla
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
get equipped with truant mode
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I miss Chick Fil A but I prefer my biscuits without sugar and my gays alive.
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