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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad

@presterb.bsky.social
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AI Doomer. I play D&D but I don’t think I’m doing it right. I have this dog. Reply guy/him.

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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ll never trust what I see in movies again.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wait isn’t that the series where a guy turns into a giant bat plane?
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People imagine picking up and finding *something better* is an easy solution. But how is that supposed to work, when all your time and energy goes to staying alive? You have almost nothing to set aside to actually fight your way out.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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You Can See Everything
ALT: You Can See Everything
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The full trailer for You Can See Everything is out today. And my first thought is that it should be required that Nathan Fielder film for 48 hrs at every tech CEO’s home.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Overseas travel and coffee is such a crapshoot.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Getting musicology duck flashbacks
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I was thinking Commander at Home but yeah, that too.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bruh, buh
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When are you gonna go on one of those commander shows?
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
read two of his sentences. This is a. Fucking. Con. With two purposes. A) It allows frontier companies an out for why their product isn’t walking on water (we would but government says it’s too dangerous). B) It makes the government the fall guy in case of disaster (we told you we needed policing).
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.
An Onion article titled “Talking to your child about the WTC attack,” which is filled with real good info.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Big White Butts
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s the fuckin promised land.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They had hair sex with big dinosaurs, I think.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not all the furries are annoying.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“Ethnomasochists?” Portmanteausadist.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Leonardo DiCaprio at the Met Gala.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Normalize thigh high boots for men.
Super villain dude in purple thigh high boots
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That the girl from the Warhammer 40k slut video? Disappointing.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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G.I. Joe Storm Shadow Bows
Alt: G.I. Joe Storm Shadow Bows
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 24/08/2026
the sophie cunningham drama was created not to further trans genocide but to keep america from realizing its next gronk is a lesbian from minnesota
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It’s not lazy. We would all do this if we had Druid powers. The Flintstones was a utopia.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You’re a sick sick person and I wanna be just like you.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Nilay making his at the beach face.
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
get equipped with day final
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It is impossible to give advice advice to someone else about their dog. If only.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
But he has Lucius’ cumsock which is the next best thing.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
What the fuck is that movie about? I just watched a 20 minute YouTube review and I’m utterly mystified.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
- KH
Elaine Chao, next to Mitch McConnell at hospital, says
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The various stages of press tour fatigue.
Four people, well, four actors, with a variety of expressions.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“Drunkenly masticating my neck and cheeks” you can’t get shit like this on pornhub
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Actually no I don’t
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The Odyssey is just “your deadbeat dad has the best explanation possible, but it’s not very realistic”.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Musk is just mad because Chef Andrés feeds starving children, including those who aren’t white
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
“You will algorithm everything and be happy”
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I know it’s because I’m doomscrolling too much but holy shit have YouTube recommendations gone to hell. Zero support for the creators I follow and endless page of boring garbage in their place.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Staind Its Been Awhile
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
HR keeps referring to “the incident” and I keep telling them they’ll have to be more specific.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A Football player with nothing to say
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“People Suck”
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Anopomorphism: the ascribing of human traits to assholes.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“but…” and then he collapsed, struck down by the God of Actually Caring.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Not fucking with someone is a gift more people should give.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Please everyone that reads this block me.
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Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Your reach gets shorter Your view settle middle distance The kid inside you died along time ago What’s he care? Dead kid Just try to be happy Just try
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