Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’ll never trust what I see in movies again. 010
Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Wait isn’t that the series where a guy turns into a giant bat plane? 110
Reposted by Prester Brown, Goblin ChadDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026People imagine picking up and finding *something better* is an easy solution. But how is that supposed to work, when all your time and energy goes to staying alive? You have almost nothing to set aside to actually fight your way out. 0229102
Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comYou Can See EverythingALT: You Can See Everything 020
Reposted by Prester Brown, Goblin ChadJerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The full trailer for You Can See Everything is out today. And my first thought is that it should be required that Nathan Fielder film for 48 hrs at every tech CEO’s home. 411621283
Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Overseas travel and coffee is such a crapshoot. 001
Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I was thinking Commander at Home but yeah, that too. 100
Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026When are you gonna go on one of those commander shows? 220
Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026read two of his sentences. This is a. Fucking. Con. With two purposes. A) It allows frontier companies an out for why their product isn’t walking on water (we would but government says it’s too dangerous). B) It makes the government the fall guy in case of disaster (we told you we needed policing). 020
Reposted by Prester Brown, Goblin ChadBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/202625 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government. 7258091129
Reposted by Prester Brown, Goblin Chadromulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented 80189705290
Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026They had hair sex with big dinosaurs, I think. 190
Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026“Ethnomasochists?” Portmanteausadist. 000
Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026That the girl from the Warhammer 40k slut video? Disappointing. 010
Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026static.klipy.comG.I. Joe Storm Shadow BowsAlt: G.I. Joe Storm Shadow Bows 000
Reposted by Prester Brown, Goblin Chadvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 24/08/2026the sophie cunningham drama was created not to further trans genocide but to keep america from realizing its next gronk is a lesbian from minnesota 113306495
Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It’s not lazy. We would all do this if we had Druid powers. The Flintstones was a utopia. 030
Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 22/08/2026You’re a sick sick person and I wanna be just like you. 120
Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026It is impossible to give advice advice to someone else about their dog. If only. 010
Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026But he has Lucius’ cumsock which is the next best thing. 000
Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026What the fuck is that movie about? I just watched a 20 minute YouTube review and I’m utterly mystified. 110
Reposted by Prester Brown, Goblin ChadDisney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026- KH 1213
Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The various stages of press tour fatigue. 000
Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026“Drunkenly masticating my neck and cheeks” you can’t get shit like this on pornhub 000
Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The Odyssey is just “your deadbeat dad has the best explanation possible, but it’s not very realistic”. 020
Reposted by Prester Brown, Goblin ChadBill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Musk is just mad because Chef Andrés feeds starving children, including those who aren’t white 1030668
Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026“You will algorithm everything and be happy” 030
Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I know it’s because I’m doomscrolling too much but holy shit have YouTube recommendations gone to hell. Zero support for the creators I follow and endless page of boring garbage in their place. 010
Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026static.klipy.comStaind Its Been AwhileALT: Staind Its Been Awhile 040
Reposted by Prester Brown, Goblin Chad𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 08/09/2025HR keeps referring to “the incident” and I keep telling them they’ll have to be more specific. 134384
Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Anopomorphism: the ascribing of human traits to assholes. 000
Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 22/07/2026“but…” and then he collapsed, struck down by the God of Actually Caring. 000
Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Not fucking with someone is a gift more people should give. 000
Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Please everyone that reads this block me. 000
Prester Brown, Goblin Chad @presterb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Your reach gets shorter Your view settle middle distance The kid inside you died along time ago What’s he care? Dead kid Just try to be happy Just try 000