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@pr0t0man.bsky.social
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I like cashews. I like dark chocolate. Surprisingly, I really like dark chocolate covered cashews. go gators I guess...

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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just Tom DeLonge soaking it in as all of Petco Park loudly sings along to one of his songs
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pr0t0 @pr0t0man.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Conservatism is about making others suffer for you to be a selfish asshole.
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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pr0t0 @pr0t0man.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh no, don't eat that...
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pr0t0 @pr0t0man.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I do not like that Jacob Geller news one bit. Rapists deserve consequences, not public facing careers.
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pr0t0 @pr0t0man.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A very good sign
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pr0t0 @pr0t0man.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@erinbiba.bsky.social Hey Erin, I need a bagel judge. Shmear over the bagel hole with cream cheese, or leave it open?
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The Verge @theverge.com · 18/09/2026
The companies knew they were driving us toward Google Zero, and did it anyway. www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
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OpenAI and Microsoft knew they were starting a ‘doom loop’ for the web
OpenAI and Microsoft knew they were driving us toward Google Zero, and they did it anyway. 
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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this morning finds the national average at $4.472/gal and is expected to rise into the day as further increases get passed along. diesel also continues to climb at $6.441/gal and could rise to nearly $6.50/gal by EOD.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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pr0t0 @pr0t0man.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why must my power go out in the nighttime? I’m going to sweat. 😩
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pr0t0 @pr0t0man.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every single person involved must go up prison. For a long time.
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pr0t0 @pr0t0man.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the one ring:
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Kirby Dancing in Snow (Kirby Right Back At Ya!)
ALT: Kirby Dancing in Snow (Kirby Right Back At Ya!)
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pr0t0 @pr0t0man.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@sky.skymarchini.net What do you think Sky, are energy markets finally sobering up?
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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pr0t0 @pr0t0man.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everyone involved in this must go to prison.
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
An illustration from a little while back
A bit of fan art of Tom Bombadil and Goldberry from "The Lord of the Rings".
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Shipwreck @shipwreck75.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
More video from local NBC affiliate:
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pr0t0 @pr0t0man.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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MRW Coworker Talks Twins: Man Jumps Out Window
ALT: MRW Coworker Talks Twins: Man Jumps Out Window
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pr0t0 @pr0t0man.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@atticus59914029.bsky.social What do you feel about the gator bait chant returning? I didn't like it being removed at the time but I hate the reasons it was brought back so much more. Didn't really care a lick while it was gone. Folks get their britches in a bunch too quickly when anything changes.
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Jimothy at Dragon Con ATL! #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Increasingly convinced this is the most important post
Twitter post from January 24, 2019, from @Merman_Melville reading

"Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day."
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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pr0t0 @pr0t0man.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Who gives a shit?
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pr0t0 @pr0t0man.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Steve Jobs was a lot of things, most of them shitty, but he would not have cowed like this. Oh he might have changed the maps but he wouldn't have done it to avoid triggering rage from anyone.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Cubans living in Florida are being deported to Africa www.tampabay.com/news/2026/08...
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Cubans living in Florida are being deported to Africa
ICE sent them away under a controversial policy without knowing where they were going or what would happen next.
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pr0t0 @pr0t0man.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@grubb.wtf Could you talk about this small thing on the bombcast? Kamiya is nuts. Lol
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Jan @butwhosjan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy 30-year anniversary to the Democratic National Convention dancing to Macarena
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pr0t0 @pr0t0man.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I want to go back...
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General.
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Sam Biddle @sambiddle.com · 23/08/2026
The death of folk graphic design in favor of AI slop across our country's delis is leading to some incredibly Lovecraftian food horrors
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pr0t0 @pr0t0man.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fucking hell
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
Jim Varney making various faces
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Franchesca Ramsey @chescaleigh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The cattle ranchers over on TikTok don't care who you voted for, they just want you to save their farms! 🐆 💀
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pr0t0 @pr0t0man.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I want another creepy clown panic. That shit was hilarious.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
An emergency recall has been issued for 30,000 pounds of beef recently imported by the Trump administration.
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pr0t0 @pr0t0man.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Damnit
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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pr0t0 @pr0t0man.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Common ground my ass
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Shoe-per Intelligence @shoe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Woke 2.0 is absolutely going to claim patriotism back and anyone who wants a white identity ethnostate is a traitor to the Republic.
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pr0t0 @pr0t0man.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
wut? newrepublic.com/post/214604/...
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Wait, Are Dems Ahead in ... Arkansas?
Read about a wild poll showing Tom Cotton trailing Hallie Shoffner, Xavier Becerra’s senior slump of a campaign in California, and more ...
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Who did this? 😂
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Greg Greene (he/him/his) @greene.haus · 21/08/2026
I haven't written any effusive letters to Trump, don't worry — but I realized this week that I have a unique perspective on this Natalie Harp business. Thanks to @newrepublic.com for granting space to write about it.
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Natalie Harp Should Concern Everyone—I Should Know, I Once Had Her Job
When I ran President Obama’s socials, I treated that work as needing checks and restraint at every point of the process. Its absence in the Trump White House is scary.
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Alex Shephard @alexshephard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This has been an embarrassing news cycle for Melania, so she's pushing back as only she can: By introducing her own Natalie Harp, who appears to be a fusion of Rasputin and Smokey from The Big Lebowski
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Eric Neustadter (e) @thevowel.com · 20/08/2026
"Because we all know that the Flock cameras are not only following the license plate readers, they are following children. They are following children in parks and gymnasiums. And we need this. I need this so I can stalk my ex-girlfriend,” the Dark Lord continued."
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Punch kid
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 15/08/2026
These gloves don't cause neuromuscular incapacitation the way that a taser does. In fact, they only work when applied directly to bare skin. These aren't made for apprehending anyone. These have one and only one use: causing extreme pain to already-restrained captives. In plain language: torture.
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