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travis kalshi

@ppl2daysay.bsky.social
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travis kalshi @ppl2daysay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One thing about academic writing is that these mfs have been padding out their word count so long they don't even know they're doing it anymore
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travis kalshi @ppl2daysay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Whoever called it the escape key and not the exit key was being Hella dramatic
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travis kalshi @ppl2daysay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cursed movie?? Everyone involved in the production of 'Der Golem, Wie er in die Welt kam' has since passed away
Screenshot from the movie, Golem yelling or something
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The Vegapunk of Hyenas @yeeniemcbeenie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever seen an image as beautiful as this
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travis kalshi @ppl2daysay.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Every story has a clear-cut and obvious villain, and of you don't think on does then the real villain is you, the viewer.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
if a true sigma chad came in and shot granny free throws because it fixed his glaring weakness and helped the team, it would occasion a sea change in the way the game is played. and people say space is the final frontier
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
If you were a Republican past your early 20s (and that’s generous imo) you are subhuman to me
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travis kalshi @ppl2daysay.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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travis kalshi @ppl2daysay.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Shockingly, when you enact policies people like they tend to reward you with electoral success.
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travis kalshi @ppl2daysay.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Toy Story 5 (2026)
Simpsons, Sideshow Bob, "By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV
in order to decry it, so don't bother pointing that out."
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travis kalshi @ppl2daysay.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The most high-strung person you've ever met in your life: "I'm pretty laid back"
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travis kalshi @ppl2daysay.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The thing about hockey is that its the only sport where I can't delude myself for even a second that I could do any of that
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Ong's Hat @ongs-hat.com · 09/05/2026
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travis kalshi @ppl2daysay.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
running back out to the store for frozen pizza because the chicken i got for dinner was rotten. happening more and more
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I love that Jeff Foxworthy will never come right out and say for sure whether someone's a redneck. It's always "you might be a redneck". He leaves it open to interpretation
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
MAXEYYYYYYY
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Buffalo Philadelphia Sabres 76ers 🤝 Eliminating Boston teams at TD Garden on back-to-back nights
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 28/04/2026
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travis kalshi @ppl2daysay.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
the only fat man and little boy we'll be seeing for a while
Trump and Vance
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travis kalshi @ppl2daysay.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.
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travis kalshi @ppl2daysay.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Today we celebrate the day when our lord and savior, Jesus Christ, came back from the dead and, having mastered the powerful "Kaio-ken" and "Spirit Bomb" techniques, was able to repell the Saiyan threat
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 02/04/2026
stinker cut-rate gas sign, boise, idaho, 1980
stinker cut-rate gas sign, boise, idaho, 1980
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travis kalshi @ppl2daysay.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Adding spelling and grammar mistakes to my essay so I dont get accused of using ai
Salt Bae
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travis kalshi @ppl2daysay.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
APA citation format clearly invented to make the paper seem longer than it is
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Look Homer there's that bird you like to argue with
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Perfect
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travis kalshi @ppl2daysay.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
It looked Bush, Obama, Trump, and Biden 20 years to replace the Taliban with the Taliban, but it only took Trump 2 weeks to replace Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khamenei's son, Ayatollah Khamenei
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travis kalshi @ppl2daysay.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Reza Pahlavi doesn't even explain why he should be Shah of Iran anymore, he just looks at you like this
Brendan Fraser in The Whale
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travis kalshi @ppl2daysay.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Sephiroth from FFVII saying, "Democrats declared to the world their searing disdain for, and profound disloyalty to, the actual citizens of the United States. They were repeatedly entreated to stand. Over and over They refused. It was a moment that chills to the bone and which will live for a thousand vears."
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
strayknight posting an image on tumblr showing (presumably the poster) a yellow pikmin plush grabbed tightly with the text: "the club sucked so bad so me and my pikmin are going home due to aforementioned club being so sucks" saejima-nyan04 asks "OP why did you bring your pikmin to the club" to which strayknight responds with "he likes the espresso martinis there"
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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travis kalshi @ppl2daysay.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
congress passes only two types of bills: a non-binding resolution that says it's illegal to break the law, and a massive bipartisan omnibus spending package that creates a whole new branch of the military industrial complex
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travis kalshi @ppl2daysay.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
obviously nypd went knowing they'd probably be hit with a snowball or two, thus giving them an excuse to assault people
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 25/03/2025
Broke: guacamole Bespoke:
A cook book opened up to the page for a recipe for Guaczilla. It's got avocado, pine nuts, garlic, onion, cilantro, lime juice, hot sauce and salt to taste. Mashed up. The prepared image shows they used the skin of the avocado to make a little Godzilla head. Pine nuts for the teeth. Pieces of onion for the eyes
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travis kalshi @ppl2daysay.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Maybe a hot take, but part of growing up is understanding that remakes and sequels don't diminish the original work
Reddit mod post in r/Cinema by u/mrjetspray

Title: "What's a non-English movie that you never want to be remade in Hollywood?"

Image: dog in front of white board that says basically the same as the title
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travis kalshi @ppl2daysay.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Laugh at me all you want, but how was I supposed to know what a guy who was already president would do if he was president? By the way I get all my news from a failed stand up comedian turned commentator for adult karate
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𝒰𝓁𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝐻𝓊𝓈𝓉𝓁𝑒𝓇 @latenightnelly.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store
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Korean Abdul Jabbar @permabanned.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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travis kalshi @ppl2daysay.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Trump with an all-timer lame UFO busy box ploy
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Reporter: Do aliens exist? Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth
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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
trying to find something in my email and came across the dog I met in an ulta ten years ago
A small poodle looking doing with pink dyed legs and tail and a baguette and sunglasses sitting up on her hind legs
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/02/2026
I wish I could come up with three words as brutal as the first three words in this synopsis
The Substitute 2: School's
Out
* 4.5/5 87 min 1998
• Action
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This ostensible sequel finds another substitute teacher adding vengeance to the curriculum; this time, Williams steps into the role, hunting down the members of the vicious New York City gang who killed his brother.
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