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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

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they/them. Haskell, cocktails, cats, shitposting.

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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I used a chili crisp and soy sauce compound butter to make the butter block. they are nice and flaky and they taste like eating chili crisp but slightly less overwhelmingly spicy like you're just eating chili crisp. they have a great lasting warmth pain aux pimentes?
A tray of swirled pastries.
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
queen elizabeth II looking mildy perturbed in a green outfit.
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
blocked by daddy buffett
Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now.

It's fucking over.

- Warren Buffett
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A portrait of Measurehead from Disco Elysium. It is an abstract-ish painting of a dark skinned man with a lot of green and blue brush strokes.
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
thank fuck in europe we don't have the auto-inferred fields. just these you can self-enter. I am 8ft tall with a massive ass and clown feet. you're welcome, amazon.
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me, crossing the road to dispose of the garbage: new cat!!! Time to pet the cat (it had been 30 seconds since I arrived from work, fed my two, and then went to take the rubbish out) Me, crossing the road to go back home: soep watching in horror as I pet another cat
A fluffy orange cat is walking on paving stones outside.An orange and white cat is looking very concerned. He is standing upright on the sill of the lower door window of a green front door.
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am going to create a kitchen that is so filled with baked goods
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
revenue hidden by bricks and rubble:
a cutout from the linked graph. it looks like the red saddam hussein outline from the infamous "here is where saddam hussein was hiding".
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
millenial jumpscare flashcard
a flashcard with a bunch of dutch text 
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devastated avocado plantations
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The album artwork for "De-Loused in the Comatorium" by The mars volta. it is a golden human head vomiting a beam of light in a surgical steel room.
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this is the future the left wants
a calendar with september 2nd circled. it is captioned "Wednesday, Sep 2nd 2026".
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
pretty good month for reading
@ppkfs's august 2026 reads
naked lunch - 2.25
the raw shark texts - 5.0
classical philosophy - 5.0
warhound - 5.0
if on a winter's night a traveller - 4.0
the catcher in the rye - 2.0
jonathan livingston seagull - 3.5
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ned beatty?
a black and white photo of ned beatty
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Food €200 Data €150 Rent €800 Delftware Porcelain Dodos €3,600 Utility €150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
four blue and white porcelain dodos are on a windowledge.
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
check
the above image of dandyfloss with stickman arms.
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
your review for WARHOUND: Volume One by Kallidora Rho

Hoo boy, this was unexpected.

I think there's two ways you could end up reading the reviews for WARHOUND. The first: you are looking for some really fucked up BDSM puppygirl mindbreak lesbian smut with mechs, but if you're looking for that you've probably already read this 5 times over and passed out.

The first two short stories are basically just thinly veiled setups for smut. The novella is a little more actual story. Then there's rescue hound, which is where IMO it gets fantastic.

The other reason you might have ended up reading this is if you're kind of curious about the former. As a [boring kind of] ace, I did not exactly read this for the sex scenes. Of which there are many in a great deal of detail. Also I fucking hate Kione. And yet, I found myself utterly absorbed in it.

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Okay I'm not actually any good at describing the content of the story, but here goes.
It's a fucked up and raw horror story about giving up, giving in, about identity and meaning and purpose and [losing] your humanity. It's about taking broken people and breaking them even more. And...it does that fantastically. When reading other stuff, I was thinking "why am I not just reading more WARHOUND instead". I think writing up this rambling review is me trying to buy time for how I feel about Sartha and I still have absolutely no idea.

I was not expecting to enjoy this, and I greatly did.
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
one out of two arrived, woo
A hardback copy of THE ILIAD by HOMER, translated by EMILY WILSON. The book is red and gold.
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
looking at the non-binface candidates in clacton and we've finally found a policy that everyone can agree on simply...run on "solve every problem"
EVERYONE IS GOD
Britain's newest and most radical political party
empower everyone
solve everything
fulfil every dream
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
this is soep
an orange and white cat.
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
expected nothing but got door 😔
>open door

The door cannot be opened.

>attack door

expected nothing but got door.

>burn door

expected nothing but got door.
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Paul Atreides (Timothee Chalamet) with a speech bubble below him)
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH?
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the teenage mutant ninja turtles logo but it says LETHAL SPONGEBOB BOOTLEG HORMONES
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Nightmare blunt rotation
Trending
1. Burnham
2. Nigel Farage
3. Jared leto
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
YOU WOULDN'T FRISBEE A NAAN
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
THEY DO CHOCOLATE STROOPWAFELS
a dark brown stroopwafel is on top of a large brown mug on a red countertop. There are some teabag strings. The mug says "FUCK JK ROWLING".
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
this you?
A tweet from @dentristcad
centrist: [fills pants with shit]
right: you have shit your pants
left: yeah, you just shit in your pants
centrist: [smiles pompously] if both sides are criticisign me i must be doing something right
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My mum: why on earth does the Delft blue factory make porcelain dodos Me, already on my way to the till with a large dodo shaped box: haha yeah who would buy such a thing
A large porcelain dodo with blue patterns is on a windowsill in front of a window.
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
my dumb chud son is currently staring at the wall
an orange and white cat is sat on a wooden deck. he is staring at a green wooden wall. there is a green herb plant.

the cat is radiating an aura of extreme stupidity even through the medium of image.
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A tortoiseshell cat is on a bed next to a radiator.A tortoiseshell cat is on a bed next to a radiator.A tortoiseshell cat is on a bed next to a radiator.
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
la creatura...
a pile of mostly white and slightly orange fur. there is a cat paw. there is no sign of the actual cat looking part of the cat.
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
wanted to see who they had chosen if you picked all the wrong answers "political activist" including or excluding neck holes?
Results of the political quiz. 
8% woke
59% techbro
50% hopepilled
25% davos

your closest match:
charlie kirk
political activist
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
A screencap from itv politics. 12 March 2026 - I'm nearly finished, starmer tells crying child
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
this is the greatest and best sponge cake in the world: tribute.
a large brown sponge cake is on a wire rack. there are some cookbooks in the background.
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
he was sleeping like an idiot with his paws up in the air as per normal and I took a bunch of photos because he kept flopping his legs around and he was very creatura coded
the underside of a white and orange cat. the paws are up in the air. there are teefies.Another shot of the cat. the teef are visible. he still looks like an idiot.
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
minorly improved
the same image but now chicken run has an 18 rating
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
YOU WOULDN'T EMBEZZLE A SLIGHTLY NICER MOTORHOME in the font of those old "YOU WOULDNT STEAL A CAR" ads
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
no google, I did not want that
See image results for

femboy
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Some kind of food (potato crisps, a slice of bread, bacon?? and salad???) with a napkin that reads MOND OPEN OGEN DICHT JE MOET HET PROEVEN
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
discovered the media controls on my laptop when I'm watching youtube and have tidal open (but not playing) get confused
a screenshot of a mediaplayer. now playing: "gregtech new horizons s4 - 8 - multiblock processing". the disc image is aretha franklin.
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
no leaks (no leeks), no soggy bottom, and the custard set. a good use of the afternoon (All Allium Quiche from Dessert Person)
An uncooked quiche with onion petals on top.The cooked quiche.
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
with some camembert and homemade pepper jam
A cut-open hunk of foccacia on a blue plate. There is some white cheese and red jam.
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
samin nosrat's ligurian focaccia didn't get much rise in the second proof. wonder if I left it too long in the first proof and then it ran out of energy for the second texture's great and light but I just wish it was twice as high
A rectangular loaf of focaccia bread with zaatar and flaky salta cross-section of the focaccia.
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
that blue fucker from megamind looking into the camera. the top text says "NO YAKU?"
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
£5 says "chaser with humiliation fetish"
435 quotes 14 likes
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
pork chops with a mushroom, leek, and cream pesto sauce and roasted root vegetables and a drink I'm calling a Love Letter with far too many ingredients cos it's my love letter to all things Tiki
A plate of roasted brown vegetables are on a blue plate against a pink tablecloth. There are some kinds of meat slices with a cream sauce on top.A light brown-orange drink is in a rocks glass with pebble ice and a sprig of mint and a slice of orange. It is on a black bar mat on a wooden bar.
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I finally got out of the easy tier on my task locked ironman and I have you and emma solely to blame for making me get back into OSRS and losing 1k hours
a screenshot of a runescape character on a mountain wearing a white and blue outfit. there are some stats in the bottom corner, mostly 50s to 70s.
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY (I don't know how this got omitted from the original 1001 Albums list but at least the reddit supplemental list has it)
A cropped screenshot of a google sheets window. The title is "1001 MORE Albums - Reddit Crowdsourced List". The two displayed rows are "Smokey Robinson and the Miracles - Going to a Go-Go" and "My Chemical Romance - The Black Parade"A body selfie of a person in a black and silver military jacket.
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
a stock photo of a bald white man staring at the camera. It's the photo from the onion article "heartbreaking: worst person you know just made a great point"
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
went for a walk at work. they can't be much more than a few days old. they're tiny
there are 7 ducklings in a body of water. most of them are brown and 2 are bright yellow. they are tiny.there are 4 ducklings in a body of water. they are brown. they are tiny.
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