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Patrick Pipino

@pp8010.bsky.social
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Supposed Ice Cream Magnate & Chef. Failed Comedian. Youngin' Baseball Coach. Umpire. Lover of all things Springsteen. Once got an A- in Nuclear Weapons at Harvard.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you can’t pay for gas or groceries but here’s a few rolls of quarters, don’t forget to vote republican or something
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 18h
For the selection cycle, I have to agree. My former party is not really offering the American people a whole lot these days.
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The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Call me crazy but I'm disinclined to take religious advice from a twice divorced, thrice married drunkard who drugged a woman and sexually assaulted her, whose own mother calls him a predator, and who gleefully works for a urine-soaked rapist & pedophile. www.military.com/hegseths-new...
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Hegseth's Newly Announced DOD Religious Affairs Office Sparks a New Debate Between Church and State
Hegseth said "the real battle is spiritual," invoking scripture and mentions of an "Almighty God" during a major speech this week at Quantico.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In a normal administration counterintelligence agents at the FBI would be investigating this photo. In this administration, the FBI director is in the photo.
Michael Weiss: Why, that’s Ali Abdelaziz is on the far left. Manages a lot of Russian, Belarusian and Chechen MMA fighters including Khamzat Chimaev, who is close to Kadyrov. Abdelaziz was an FBI informant until the Bureau dropped him because they suspected he was a double agent. Looks like Ka$h (far right) has forgiven and forgotten. These MAGA weddings are Mos Eisley cantinas for counterintelligence.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is hilarious to me.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I postulate that he thinks it's the only way he has any legacy at all that isn't equated with failure, and grift. Like the coward he is, it's the cowardly way out.
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Jon B. Wolfsthal @jonatomic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
By fighting it And by Trump listening to groups who advocated fighting it And by undermining the diplomatic success that avoided it www.fdd.org/analysis/202...
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Have We Lost the Iran War?
Has the United States lost the Iran war?  The Iranian regime certainly thinks it has.  The big Iranian funk that came after the 12-Day War in June, which climaxed the Israeli multi-front offensive...
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Outer Rim Monetary Policy: Why Imperial Credits are losing out to pirates who barter in Kessel based Spice."
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Props to the many delegates from other countries for not laughing-or simply getting up and walking out-which is what I would have done.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rubio will go down as the most inconsequential SecState in history. Bank on it.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You know what? It's been awhile since Mr. Trump has made a "your favorite President" post. The time is right for him to dust off that shitpoasting gem and bring it back. Tired: "Thank you for your attention to this matter." Wired: "Your favorite President."
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They were cool with the racism, sexism, bigotry, corruption, dismantling of social services and common decency, burning every ally, shooting American citizens in the face in the street, the insurrection, Trump being besties with Epstein etc etc. But once the price of gas got too high it was over.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Donald Trump: "I'm going to raise tariffs and start a war to make everything more expensive for no reason." MAGA: "I can't afford to support my family because Joe Biden made schoolchildren trans."
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
After insisting that Biden bore blame for an international economic crisis caused by a pandemic that unfolded on Trump's watch, Republicans are now trying to persuade voters *not* to blame Trump for a worse crisis he deliberately created through unneeded wars and tariffs. Good luck with that!
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 17/09/2026
Email from my grandfather, who likes to say he's lived for a third of the time that America has existed: "America was nice while it lasted, although it's really hard to believe a criminal narcissist TV show host that paints himself orange was all it took to take us down."
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Mr. President, as head of the 'Leopards Eating Faces' Party, we are dismayed that you and your goons are eating our faces."
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey, look... Dukakis is driving the tank again.
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 12/09/2026
So we changed the Department of Defense to the Department of War and then started a not war for the purposes of defense?
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politiBOO! @politiburb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Kash Patel makes it legal for FBI agents to have fucked dogs" is a good one, I have to admit. I can already tell this one has staying power.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What an absolute fucking spineless weasel this Temu Keebler elf is.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How is this not a violation of the Outer Space Treaty?
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Post a banger, not in English... www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6hG...
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The Sugarcubes - Birthday (Icelandic)
YouTube video by björk
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The experiment visited upon us by too many of our fellow citizens to put the dumbest American who also thinks he’s an expert on every subject in charge of our govt is not going well. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This might be my favorite BlueSky post of all time.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible. R.E.M&M's
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Rejoice rubes, for the hour of everlasting wealth is at hand...
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Crazy day for “Imagine if Obama had” comparisons.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If Barack Obama had done this, every Sunday show would have talked about nothing else.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
An Amazon cargo plane kills people at Miami International Airport and Democratic gubernatorial candidate Dr. Amy Acton is attacked, but Trump is much more concerned about changing "New Mexico" to "New America." Just another day in whatever this country may be called in a few weeks.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just glad we didn't elect a woman president so we didn't get trivial nonsense about what color her hair is today or how much make up she's using.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Worst gay porno ever made.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you’ve seen live: New Order Bruce Springsteen Alice Cooper Van Halen Mary Chapin Carpenter Howard Jones Rick Springfield Belly Squeeze Huey Lewis & The News
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Can't believe these Ivory Tower academics left merely because the American government decided it should arbitrarily revoke research funding and visas, dictate what scholars publish & teach, and send students & assistants to concentration camps.
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Geoff Brumfiel @gbrumfiel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Downgrade a movie "Star Police Action"
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Canada has responded to Donald Trump's escalating trade war by having a leader who is not a dumbass.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm with Carney. Elbows up.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Everywhere we turn the collection of corrupt incompetents in the Trump admin is screwing up something new - Bessent the bond market, Lutnick trade relations, Hegseth the military, RFK Jr public health, Rollins Ag policy - one thing after another systematically wrecking America.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Trump: tariffs don’t raise prices MAGA: yeah! tariffs don’t raise prices, dumb libs Trump: I’m going to suspend tariffs on imported beef to lower prices MAGA: suspending tariffs will lower prices, dumb libs
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm with this line of thinking. And I'll be dubious of any Democrat who allows any of this to remain because they have "bigger fish to fry."
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 20/08/2026
Oh dear oh dear. The best bit of this is that the dollar is still falling, now alongside the rising bond yields. For the uninitiatied, the technical term for this is 'shitshow' www.ft.com/content/0c01...
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US long-term bonds slide as Bessent intervention fails to soothe investors
Yield on 30-year Treasuries rises despite move to ‘at least double’ purchases of securities
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Some Random Susan @anysusan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Trying to imagine how the press would hound Jill Biden if it was rumored she didn’t actually move into the White House and was living apart from Joe. But Melania inexplicably gets a pass and no one is supposed to notice Trump’s young blonde paramour.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
He's so good at this.
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Harry Litman @harrylitman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We're reliving the worst eras of American history--Reconstruction, Red Scare, Vietnam crackdowns -- but all at once. U.S. Investigated Left-Leaning Groups During Minnesota Immigration Crackdown www.nytimes.com/2026/08/13/u...
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U.S. Investigated Left-Leaning Groups During Minnesota Immigration Crackdown
The government conducted expansive surveillance, infiltrated group chats and obtained financial records of organizations never accused of crimes.
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Trump's leaving his Secretaries of State and Treasury to be possibly killed on a decoy plane but taking his blonde mistress of social media with him to safety says all you need to know about him and this administration.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
OTOH, at least this time he didn't hide in the bunker.
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If Trump thinks the story is bad now... imagine if Air Force One had been somehow destroyed with all souls aboard, and as the world was absorbing this, he then emerged unscathed from a C-32A
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I gotta' tell you. EVERY. DAY. with GOP politicians and their sockpuppet right wing media whores, I'm like "Of all the people, *this person* is the WORST!" And then the next day it's someone else. Every. Single. Day. That said, Nancy Mace has won the most rounds of this game.
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