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Patrick Pipino

@pp8010.bsky.social
1.4K followers 348 following 5.2K posts

Supposed Ice Cream Magnate & Chef. Failed Comedian. Youngin' Baseball Coach. Umpire. Lover of all things Springsteen. Once got an A- in Nuclear Weapons at Harvard.

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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 9m
Add Los Angeles and San Diego to the list of "Things that are expendable" to cover up the Epstein files, and a supremely fucked up war in Iran.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 22h
Imma' just leave this here. I was in 2nd grade and loved spaceships, so I was hooked on SPACE: 1999. I didn't sleep for like a month after watching this episode.(Dragon's Domain)
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*this election cycle
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
SPACE: 1999 "Dragon's Domain." I was in 2nd grade, and if memory serves, I literally shit myself and couldn't sleep for like a month.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Imma' just leave this here. I was in 2nd grade and loved spaceships, so I was hooked on SPACE: 1999. I didn't sleep for like a month after watching this episode.(Dragon's Domain)
Monster from SPACE: 1999 episode "Dragon's Domain"
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A BONE evacuation the likes of which no one has ever seen.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Foghorn Leghorn merch spike alone would almost make this worth it for me.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Have you ever noticed that Catherine Rampell and Sarah Silverman have never been seen in the same room together? It's uncanny.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuckin' perfection.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you can’t pay for gas or groceries but here’s a few rolls of quarters, don’t forget to vote republican or something
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For the selection cycle, I have to agree. My former party is not really offering the American people a whole lot these days.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jeebers. Talk about "whistling past the graveyard."
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Inshallah. Let it be so...
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The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Call me crazy but I'm disinclined to take religious advice from a twice divorced, thrice married drunkard who drugged a woman and sexually assaulted her, whose own mother calls him a predator, and who gleefully works for a urine-soaked rapist & pedophile. www.military.com/hegseths-new...
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Hegseth's Newly Announced DOD Religious Affairs Office Sparks a New Debate Between Church and State
Hegseth said "the real battle is spiritual," invoking scripture and mentions of an "Almighty God" during a major speech this week at Quantico.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of my favorite jokes of all time.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is somebody sandblasting Thiel's face? If so, when will they be finished?
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He should save those tears for his sartorial choices.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My man looks like Larry the Cable Guy mugged Brick Heck.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wish. Granted.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My response, were I Ms. Nixon, would be "No Couchfucker four names. YOU don't belong in America."
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wait. There's a "b" at the end? Huh. I guess you learn something new every day.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Winner.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is "Allie," the bile producing, puke in your mouth, fake Christian, intellectual lightweight still putting hearts at the bottom of her exclamation points? Inquiring minds want to know.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'll tell you what's in... Hegseth's "Dork Factor."
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My man is like a "Celebrity Deathmatch" character came to life.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My man looks like he uses nail polish remover. On his face.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shhhh. He’s napping.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well fortunately, it's Titanium, which is soooooo much easier to work with.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, Temu Ernie Keebler here can go eat a bag of dicks so large that his son's porn tracker catches fire...
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Eventually....you get to like it..." ("Oh my God, you're a psychopath!")
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Congratulations!
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rubio is a vestigial organ of the State.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In a normal administration counterintelligence agents at the FBI would be investigating this photo. In this administration, the FBI director is in the photo.
Michael Weiss: Why, that’s Ali Abdelaziz is on the far left. Manages a lot of Russian, Belarusian and Chechen MMA fighters including Khamzat Chimaev, who is close to Kadyrov. Abdelaziz was an FBI informant until the Bureau dropped him because they suspected he was a double agent. Looks like Ka$h (far right) has forgiven and forgotten. These MAGA weddings are Mos Eisley cantinas for counterintelligence.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They never tire of the classics…
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you know anything about SUNY Plattsburgh and/or partying, this Dan Scavino ad shouldn't be all that surprising.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy crap. I called this one months ago...
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
East as in where Shoe?
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To be, or fuckin' not to be.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We fuckin' know.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is hilarious to me.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NGL, I thought this was a Grindr ad.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Outstanding share. Thank you.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trump take mortgage.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Amen Patti.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The answer, of course, is condoms
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Das Boot in a landslide.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Referee Says 'I'll Allow It'
ALT: Referee Says 'I'll Allow It'
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Are you talking about Twiki, or Doctor Theopolous? And Erin Gray was the third member of my "Holy Trinity" which also consisted of Lynda Carter and Olivia Newton-John.
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There isn't a violin small enough....
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Patrick Pipino @pp8010.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Actually, the Canuck Vulcan would probably be more apropo.
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