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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
ME, WITH A TIME MACHINE: it's called a Sony PlayStation. and this game is Final Fantasy VII. it's about ecoterrorism and dissociation and it is going to revolutionize storytelling in videogames forever KURT COBAIN: but is it feminist though ME: you dress the dude up as a girl KURT COBAIN: radical
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Erika Chappell 🏳️‍⚧️ Stop Asking For STLs @opensketchbook.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
woman goes to porn site, feeling depressed. thinks life is lonely and cold. misses intimacy and companionship. porn ad says, HORNY SHEMALES IN YOUR AREA but doctor
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possumfox.bsky.social @possumfox.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Isn't that just a regular horse?
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
i think out of all creatures on earth the virginia opossum would ordinarily be one of the easiest to convince of the cycle of samsara but every time one of them mentions suffering the others get so scared they pass out and shit themselves
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 18/08/2025
the final insult of AI is going to be forcing us all to become linux guys. we're all going to be like oh yeah downloading stuff on linux is super easy you just juice the tarball and compile the pulp in the sudo command line. not like windows where you have to click on things
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two dudes sitting in the car, driving late in the day. The friend in the passenger seat asks the other, “so, whats the move tonight?” Panel 2: a third friend in the backseat, a Qu from CM Kosemen’s book All Tomorrows, chimes in. It says, “we could genetically modify some people.” Panel 3: the passenger seat friend turns to the backseat and says, “nah, man. Why do you keep saying that?” The Qu says, “my bad.”
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Topher @tophr.org · 17/05/2026
Sabrina Carptener "THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS"
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/05/2026
Silence bottom meme with the crab shooting another crab with laser eyes only it says what say you bottom
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 03/05/2026
Average child: I'd be so good at surviving in the wilderness. I hope I get stranded. Average adult man: I'd be so good at surviving in the post apocalypse. I hope the apocalypse happens soon. Average adult woman: Does this dress make my dick look fat?
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scare-anatar 🎃 @vibecode.rodeo · 24/04/2026
Caves of Qud
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The pokemon spheal in some snow with the text "happy spheal sunday let's give it our nothing"
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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BIOATOMIC @bioatomic.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
nautilus baddie #oc
nautilus baddie
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Auditorium Awful @auditoriumawful.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
assume a spherical anglo radiating fascism homogeneously in all directions
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
meanwhile, with Felt and Nanami <3
an illustration by Spindle of the characters Nanami, a volh (essentially a false-dragonborn) woman with white horns and long black hair, kissing and fingering Felt (a rabbitfolk woman with short pink hair). The view is from outside a window peeking onto them
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
ME W/ A TIME MACHINE: hey kid. I'm you from 2025. Bet you have questions ME IN 1997: Explain Parappa the Rapper 2025 ME: What? 1997 ME: Susie got it. Says it's about a rapping dog. But it doesn't sound like rap music 2025 ME: I don't think I know enough about Japanese dj culture to fully answer that
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Wagging my tail
Drawing of a puppy with the caption; "Wagging my tail just thinking about you"
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 06/02/2026
Brother Mort liked the peace and solitude of his herb garden but even so a visit from Sister Dot and her latest tranche of dirty jokes rarely went unappreciated
dot the opossum yukkin' it up with the bemused badger herbalist
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
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Spooki Yammi 🎃 @yammibammi.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Barret telling Cloud "People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)"
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 27/01/2026
a thing i learned from baldurs gate 3 is that you can have it/its pronouns but only if you are a mind flayer. which i think is transmedicalism
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m. sensibilia @loveshy.icu · 20/01/2026
British yt comment: Just when you think you've heard the best from this era, you find an absolute belter like this... Masterclass tune. Big up. Eurozone yt comment: in milano late90s we go crasey for this musc..everybody dancin..sh!tt....bring those dayz back!!..peace&love..&fkn hardcore!!!
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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 18/01/2026
there should have been a doctor who episode where doctor who meets Osamu Tezuka and takes him to the future to show him tf art on furaffinity
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Anton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 09/01/2026
[Trying to remember the scientific term for eating pussy] You into cuntlickus?
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Close up of filmmaker Werner Herzog seemingly at a premier or event
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 29/12/2025
Kill everyone now.
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Anton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 05/01/2026
Guy who has never opened a physics textbook in his life: Computer! Help me prove that electrons aren’t real ! ChatGPT: Certainly! What people once thought were electrons are actually just tiny hamsters on tiny wheels. This is somehow tied to the transsexuals. Guy: My god. I knew it. I’m Einstein
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Little Puppy
Drawing of a puppy with the caption; "Physically I'm here but mentally I'm just a little puppy"
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Esheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
A very long and important THREAD - The real reason the US is invading Venezuela goes back to a deal Henry Kissinger made with Saudi Arabia in 1974. And I'm going to explain why this is actually about the SURVIVAL of the US dollar itself. Not drugs. Not terrorism. Not "democracy." 1/
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J.M. (But also Nemo) - writing comms open @alamhigo.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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poppy @poppy.northsky.social · 20/12/2025
"I see you you are valid" - useless, performative. "Here is $3000, a mech suit, and a bottle of fireball." - affirming, beautiful, helps secure access to healthcare.
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UNAGIDON @ribboneels.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
"I asked chatgpt--" Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
psychiatrists are predators. "psychiatrist" is an oppressive class, like Russian people or straight people.
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Merc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
yep, that’s it, that’s the episode
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Oliver @dubiousdevil.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 30/11/2025
im sorry but dungeons and dragons is not a game where you can "do anything". the game where you can do anything is freestyle roleplaying on the neopets message boards
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possumfox.bsky.social @possumfox.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Meganium and Goomy roll a blunt
Meganium and Goomy looking at a grinder and blunt wraps on a trayMeganium picks out a nug of weedMeganium and Goomy put the weed in the grinder Meganium and Goomy break it up and get ready to grind
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 14/11/2025
We are a social species, and we have always prevailed through cooperation. Caring for our sick. Raising children we didn't sire or birth because they were part of our village or extended family. We are not breeders and predators, we are communicators and survivors. We evolved to UNITE.
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Anton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 09/10/2025
Being right wing must be so fucking embarrassing. Awwww, poor baby 🥺 Was it hard for you to hear in kindergarten that we should all be nice to each other and share? 🥺 Did the mean teacher say you weren’t allowed to steal the other kids’ lunches? 🥺 Yeah? 🥺 You need a billionaire to kiss it better? 🥺
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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Some people got their brains so cooked by the annoying bitcoin bros telling you to invest in Dogecoin that they started doing the equivalent of fistfighting an ATM. "hurr, you claim to be a communiss yet you use bitcoin" I'm sure Karl Marx paid for shit with money too at some point in time
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Wikisardinas @wikisardinas.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
a two states solution? idk, two palestines seem like a lot of palestines but okay.
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Anton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 23/09/2025
I guarantee you I will only get more autistic from here lol
A gouache painting of Anton the white anthropomorphic unicorn doing raptor hands and sticking his tongue out cheekily. The text next to him says “I’m joining the war on autism on the side of the autism” in all caps.
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