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Auditorium Awful @auditoriumawful.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Is this a safe place to post non mtg

A card from the Flesh and Blood card game named Scooba, Salty Sea Dog. The card depicts a zombie dog with glowing green eyes and its tongue out

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 31/12/2024

the worst modern mutation of the hobby shop is the bleak "card game store" that feels like a supervised injection site

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Auditorium Awful @auditoriumawful.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

honey i shrunk the women

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Auditorium Awful @auditoriumawful.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

CRAB CRAB CRAB

A magic card named Eddymurk Crab - a 5UU Elemental Crab Creature with the text "Flash
This spell costs 1 less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard.
Eddymurk Crab enters tapped if it's not your turn.
When Eddymurk Crab enters, tap up to two target creatures."
with 5 Power and 5 Toughness

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Auditorium Awful @auditoriumawful.bsky.social · 04/08/2024

@cait.bsky.social is this a common mistake people make

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Auditorium Awful @auditoriumawful.bsky.social · 22/02/2024

I'm not at all religious but Balatro is the devil's video game

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Auditorium Awful @auditoriumawful.bsky.social · 14/02/2024

I bet you could season a cybertruck like a cast iron pan

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Auditorium Awful @auditoriumawful.bsky.social · 12/02/2024

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Auditorium Awful @auditoriumawful.bsky.social · 05/02/2024

whoever added the bagel chips back to chex mix is a spineless coward

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Auditorium Awful @auditoriumawful.bsky.social · 02/02/2024

why does chipotle romaine taste like wood

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Auditorium Awful @auditoriumawful.bsky.social · 19/01/2024

I hate how I can't just Google "will <food/plant> poison my cat" without spending half an hour trying to figure out if something is written by a knowledgeable person instead of ChatGPT cranking out SEO garbage

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Auditorium Awful @auditoriumawful.bsky.social · 12/12/2023

WEAK STREAM RAMASWAMY

theguardian.com

Vivek Ramaswamy appears to broadcast himself urinating during live X talk

Incident occurred when Republican politician participated in conversation with Elon Musk, Alex Jones and others

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Auditorium Awful @auditoriumawful.bsky.social · 11/12/2023

One time I got really into reading r/prisonhooch and now "beano grigio" is seared into my mind forever

A screenshot of a reddit post by rnbarista titled "A lone pinto floats to the top of the Beano Grigio". The post includes an image of a glass jug filled with murky refried bean slurry with a loose bean floating in it.

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Auditorium Awful @auditoriumawful.bsky.social · 10/12/2023

I am reading this headline in @michaelhobbes.bsky.social 's "disdain for an editorial" voice

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Auditorium Awful @auditoriumawful.bsky.social · 26/11/2023

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Auditorium Awful @auditoriumawful.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

S - Ring-necked Pheasant, California Quail, Scissor-tailed Flycatcher, Greater Roadrunner A - Common Loon, Wood Duck, Yellowhammer, Baltimore Oriole, Bobwhite Quail, Cactus Wren B - Northern Cardinal, Eastern Bluebird, Nēnē, Ruffed Grouse (tentative), Willow Ptarmigan, Mountain Bluebird

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Auditorium Awful @auditoriumawful.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

do not under any circumstances do this to my pizza

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