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poppyseedghost.bsky.social

@poppyseedghost.bsky.social
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Data analyst/programmer who loves naps and cats

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miserable-hag.bsky.social @miserable-hag.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sometimes the right choice (not spending money on a little treat) is the hardest choice (I was financially responsible, but now I don't have a little treat) 🙁
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mandy @mothmandyy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
vacation was fun but i missed fortnite so idk
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carly @potcake216.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I didn’t get bangs.
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poppyseedghost.bsky.social @poppyseedghost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy Halloween guys! 🎃🦇
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poppyseedghost.bsky.social @poppyseedghost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hehe
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Having a cat means hearing things crash in the middle of the night and deciding it's a problem for tomorrow.
Jinx the green eyed bobtail cat looking snarkily at the camera.
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poppyseedghost.bsky.social @poppyseedghost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
dubai chocolate dr pepper
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Friendly reminder: your cat has never looked at you and thought you should be prettier, thinner, richer, more successful, or more productive. they just love you exactly as you are.
Jinx the tabby bobtail cat looking lovingly at the camera.
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Seven Machina Rasmussen @toomanyspectra.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
STOP asking AI for wrong answers. ask me instead. mine are much funnier.
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poppyseedghost.bsky.social @poppyseedghost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Related, a restaurant I was looking up had an AI-generated description for WATER on their menu.
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poppyseedghost.bsky.social @poppyseedghost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m getting so frustrated with restaurants using AI to describe the items on the menu. “This dish typically contains…” I don’t CARE what it typically contains. I want to know what it’s like at this specific restaurant to know if I can even have it.
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poppyseedghost.bsky.social @poppyseedghost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’ve been up half of the night panicking because I thought I forgot to schedule something for next week while I was at work yesterday, only to log on immediately at 8am and see I did schedule it and everything is fine…
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poppyseedghost.bsky.social @poppyseedghost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How long do I have to live in a new house before I can find the light switches/stop walking into walls in the dark
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Abugayle @abuggayle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think I could reduce my screen time if I bought a lava lamp
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Pugmane @pugmane.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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alexis @dayisfading.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
doing my best never quite feels like it's enough
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Emma @emmallew8.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
New neighbors put out a bunch of birdfeeders and pollinator plants and my cats are very happy about it !!!! It’s their cocomelon
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Every blanket is a weighted blanket if you have a non-zero number of cats
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poppyseedghost.bsky.social @poppyseedghost.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I was not prepared for how many trips to the hardware store would be required after buying a house.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Hey so turns out discovering why we used to have all those food safety regulations in the first place is not all that much fun
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Learn Dirt @learndirt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If you're a gardener and this resonates with you, you belong in our free regenerative gardening community at LearnDirt.com 🌱
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Petra Michaela @petramichaela.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
We are not destroying nature alone—we are destroying our own future. Every tree cut, every river polluted, every habitat lost brings humanity one step closer to suffering. When nature cries, no one escapes the consequences. Protect the Earth before there is nothing left to protect.
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poppyseedghost.bsky.social @poppyseedghost.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I accidentally melted my cat’s favorite bed in the dryer. Straight to jail.
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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
You can't even get a decent bar of soap these days, every one I can find tastes like cilantro
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poppyseedghost.bsky.social @poppyseedghost.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If everything goes well I will be a homeowner in a month
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poppyseedghost.bsky.social @poppyseedghost.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Trying to find a house to buy is so stressful. 😥
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
i’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i’ve had enough
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poppyseedghost.bsky.social @poppyseedghost.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I love onions so much
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poppyseedghost.bsky.social @poppyseedghost.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Bought a ton of ramps to try for the first time and oh my god I love them so much ❤️
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Listen I'm Scary OK @katiemcvay.cryptoanarchy.network · 21/04/2026
I’m not afraid to say it: lentils are underrated
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Eury | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🔞 @peerlessserpent.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Love picking up a cat and putting them somewhere else. Get airlifted idiot
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themboy insomniac @riotliturgist.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
politely explaining to small cat that her claws are retractable and she can actually store them inside her sweet little beans, she doesn't have to store them in my knee
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Soup!🕯️ @fraughtbroth.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Why do sandwiches taste better when you cut them into triangles
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
If you're going to be loud in public please make sure your drama is sufficiently interesting thank you
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halfmoonjoe @halfmoonjoe.com · 10/04/2026
this morning I'm FINE!!!! I'm not spiraling anymore!! I decided not to do that!!!!
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
cognitive reframing: I am putting ice cream in my coffee -> I am out of milk because I am disorganized -> negative affect I am putting ice cream in my coffee -> I am making affogato, a sophisticated italian dessert -> positive affect
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The reason I’m so nice is because my playlist is doing all of the screaming for me
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Time for my emotional support roasted potatoes
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Me: in this house we say please and thank you My cat: [SCREAMING slurs]
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
my cat would definitely be creeped out if she knew how many pictures of her sleeping are in my camera roll
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
there’s nothing worse than the cycle of waking up tired, being tired all day, then struggling to sleep at night
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poppyseedghost.bsky.social @poppyseedghost.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It’s the last day of work this week before our 3 day holiday weekend and there is POOP (!!!) smeared all over the front of one of the toilets in the women’s room… 😭 (I want to go home)
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Milkyblood - looking for art job @milkyblood.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If I had one fat cat and one skinny cat, I would name em meatball and spaghetti
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powerpuff gil @giltorres.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
They should invent a calorie deficit that doesn’t make you wanna d*e
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I don't like coffee anymore april fool!!!!!!! I love coffee bitch!! I'm having some right now!!!
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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
falling asleep before 10 pm so I can be wide awake at 3 am is apparently my new jam and I hate it
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 25/03/2026
Saying "soup is not a meal" just tells me you haven't had the right soup yet
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The single greatest move a YouTube chef can do is when they reuse a bowl and say “let’s just reuse this so you don’t have to clean a second bowl”, that’s when I know they are working with me and not against me
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