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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It's nuts how bad almonds are for the environment

Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Okay, time to go viral! Every time I see this image it's on a post that's doing numbers, so this one is sure to blow up too

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Formaldehyde can preserve bodies after death, but casualdehyde works just as well and is cheaper and easier to use

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

In Xanthan gum did Kubla Khan a stabilizing polysaccharide decree

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"Restaurants are too expensive now" Your mindset is completely wrong. What we're actually seeing is proof that restaurant meals are an appreciating asset. If instead you're eating out every day, ideally five or six times a day, you will make tremendous gains

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Actors are very hard to hang out with because they're always making a scene

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

So St. Louis has a parabola. Big deal. Jesus had like twenty

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Many so-called "leftists" will say ACAB and then literally use a font that has sheriffs

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Can't believe people are still defending Taylor...her farms are literally poisoning our food :(

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Teen prodigy Light Yagami finds an ordinary Macbook that grants him the power to mildly inconvenience anyone whose social media handle he knows

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I don't normally brag about this, but I happen to be one of the only living descendants of Mitochondrial Eve, and stand to eventually inherit her entire fortune.

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I'm here to walk and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of bubble gum

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

The guava is not the equal of the mango

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

The ancient Greeks did know about blue. The sea just actually WAS wine-dark back then, because it was literally wine. Jesus used a reverse miracle to turn it into water a thousand years later, and he didn't have enough time to turn it back before they killed him

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The job market is absolutely cooked. Even an Interview with the Vampire is THREE SEASONS long now. Just how long of an interview do you need to hire a new vampire???

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Want to feel old? The original release of Jurassic Park is closer to the Jurassic period than to the present

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

The wages of sin is death. It's way better to be salaried.

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

You can't even get a decent bar of soap these days, every one I can find tastes like cilantro

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

I’m very skeptical of Build-A-Bear. You can’t just make a bear out of stuff that isn’t already a bear. Some things are unbearable

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The Jigsaw Senator @senatormeow.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

a pair of loving parents looked down at their baby boy and said "Walton Goggins" and they were right

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

My jokes are second to none. They are, however, third to many

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Drilling for water can be difficult. You need to be well trained

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

They Might Be Standing on the Shoulders of Giants

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Bob Dylan looking at the screen at the airport, watching flights get delayed: oh the times, they are a-changin’

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Many remember John Carpenter’s classic 1988 film They Live as a masterpiece, but few recall its box office bomb of a sequel, They Laugh. Fewer still are aware of the series’ underwhelming direct-to-video conclusion, They Love

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but only if you throw it at him hard enough.

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

“Potable water” is such a scam. Bro ANY kind of water will fit in a pot. It’s WATER

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

You’re gonna let bygones be bygones? Not me. I’m turning bygones into something else entirely. A casserole perhaps

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Enough equivocating. Are they or are they not giants?

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Punctuation can be dangerous. There are readers who have gotten stuck in a comma for years

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

On some days I despair of EVER flipping out of a helicopter onto a speeding car and I don’t even look back as the helicopter explodes 😔

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Remember, it’s New Year’s Eve, not New Year’s Steve

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Superman’s powers originate from his wise investments in Kryptocurrency

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Many people are deep frying their turkeys this week and most of them will do it wrong. If you thaw the turkey before putting it in the pot of boiling oil, it will overcook the center and your turkey will be ruined. You need to put it in DIRECTLY from the freezer for the best results.

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Barcelona - Madrid used to be one of the busiest air routes in the world. After high speed rail there's only 1/3rd as many flights and 4x more travellers use HSR than fly.

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Alright, time to go viral on this app! Every time I see this image posted it has thousands of likes so it will certainly work this time as well

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Thinking of getting into wreaking. Is there anything that can be wreaked besides havoc and vengeance?

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Who called it getting stoned instead of gazing into the cannabyss?

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Oh you think I’ve shown my true colors now? Wrong. Those were also false colors. This next set of colors I’ve got might be true or false but you have no idea which. It’s basically like unmasking a Scooby-Doo villain with me

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

You think you’ve got one over on me with your arcane and deceptive Terms of Service? Think again. The joke is on you. I will now receive the Service on certain Terms when I would still have accepted it with no Terms at all. I would have surrendered unconditionally

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

If God closes a door and then opens a window, I’m just opening the door again. I’m not climbing through any fucking windows.

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

My bluesky account is basically like if my twitter account took the substance

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Our BlueSky is now going at the speed of 400 followers per account!! Thank you all 🙏

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

I’ll have you know that I’m one of the only living descendants of Mitochondrial Eve. So, show some fucking respect!!!

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

I tried to commit to the bit, but couldn’t. There were unresolved conflicts. Got into a bad state somehow and ended up having to do a hard reset of the bit before merging my branch back in

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

This app sucks, I’m moving to BlueSky. You can find me there

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

Im a guy shaving in a movie. Ahh shit!!! I cut myself!!!!!!!!

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Kyle 🚄 @kyletrainemoji.bsky.social · 28/10/2024

Everyone knows the greatest trick the Devil ever played. But do they know the greatest treat the Devil ever received?

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