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johnlurv

@johnlurv.bsky.social
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mostly he/him but sometimes he/he amateur streamer/artist/video editor no bullshit gamer other places: johnlurv.carrd.co for business inquiries about business: johnlurvbusiness@gmail.com

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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm always looking for any goblinny things that anyone makes and sells (or would like to do a goblin trade!!) Please always feel free to tell me about any goblin thing you make. I would love to see and read about it.
drawing of a goblin in a pond with the words Soggy goblin
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MAGICAL MITCH @magictelephone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ALL FLOWERS IN TIME BEND TOWARDS THE SUN
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
give it up for meat monday!!
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me: I don't know man I just haven't been feeling so great lately My friend who is the protagonist of a Shonen Jump manga about golf that's gonna be axed in 12 chapters: Heh...that's alright! Sometimes life is a swing and a miss, but its best to bogey! His female companion: I Want Your Balls
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niko ☿ niko @nikonikonek000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sometimes, i forget i'm a homunculus . . . then i remember, and i say ...hehe
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel like I just went piss but I gotta go again, my coworker hasn't moved pretty much since they got here, I'm being bladdermogged
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
mealy mouth? uh, yeah, that's where it goes?
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生田目和剛(Nabatame Kazutaka) @nabatamekazutaka.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Yakisoba Bread & Lemon Milk" (2020)
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
sneezy powering up, he's gonna do this for 4 episodes, get ready
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
there's a crab on the beach and it's a nice day
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
SNEEZ-O's!!! get yours now!! part of a balanced breakfast!
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
sneezy if he was a sloth
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
sneezy in runescape
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Herheim@Commissions open!/リクエスト大歓迎 @herheim731.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#bloodborne #ブラッドボーン
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 06/09/2026
"I will not be the father of Death"
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
sneezilla rampage
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
give it up for frotting friday !!!
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the way of the slowcooker has so much untapped potential still, just learned to make taco chicken in there and it slapped
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
let him out
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
... and his nose was twice as stuffy that night
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Saying these affirmations every day makes you stronger. Believing them makes you smarter.
The image contains text with a humorous affirmation theme. It reads: "Warrior Affirmations. My dentist has no power over me. I will not submit. I will not comply. I will not get an erection when she presses her cold, tiny mirror against my tongue."
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 23/08/2026
My six-pack of beers gone now. LIke beers that I drank.
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
when the moon gets full ... he chages........ bwear.......
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
backloggd.com/u/johnlurv/r... defeated 13 Sentinels!! wrote some brief thoughts on it, I really really liked it!
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johnlurv's review of 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim | Backloggd
It's beautiful, it's tropey, it's convoluted, it's 13 Sentinels! Took me a little over 43 hours to get through, really enjoyed the "visual novel" part of the game, and the tactics segments a little le...
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
quick shit in the work bathroom before my lunchbreak today is my friday, can't wait for some time off!!!
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Heather @hhangryheather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Twitch doesn't have any sort of filter for viewers and streamers to see who opted out for the Ai. Consider adding it as a tag to your streams (thank you @marymajora.bsky.social for the idea)
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𝔞𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔫 ✧࿔ @zorua.pmd.social · 11/08/2026
i think about this image more than i care to admit
Daisoujou from Shin Megami Tensei asking Jack Frost "whatcha thinkin' about?" Jack Frost responds with "oh... nothing." which Daisoujou then says "remarkable he has attained the third formless jhana."
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The connoisseur
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a guy opens the door to his apartment for a girl. He says with a smile, “well, this is my place!” She looks a little surprised. Panel 2: the guy is at the refrigerator across the room, grabbing a beer. He asks the girl, “drink?” His apartment is decorated with a poster of Heath Ledger’s Joker, a huge poster of Thanos wearing a crown, mink coat and sunglasses on a background of buzzwords such as “money - respect - sigma”, and a gold Kaws figurine. At the base of the panel is a pair of video game RPG-style move selections that read FIGHT and FLEE.
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
saturn halfway through his son "fuckkkkk I can't eat anymore I'm so fulllll uggghhh" 🫄
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
pokemon rumble spheal with pink glitter text saying "don't give up bitch!"
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
what the FUCK is he watching
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Goblin wizard !! he's gonna turn you into a fricking frog
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
cat that is chill as fuck
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niki grayson @nikigrayson.com · 04/08/2026
thanks to the power of the OnLive, you can play hit video games like DiRT 3 over the internet without having to own an expensive console
an onlive
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
linktree died like a month or more ago but I finally went ahead and made a johnlurv.carrd.co !!
johnlurv.carrd.co
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13AM Games | Wishlist Dungeon Lurker on Steam! @13amgames.com · 04/08/2026
THE DUNGEON AWAITS. DESCEND. Play the DUNGEON LURKER demo now: store.steampowered.com/app/4669960/... #indiedev #indiegame #trailertuesday
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
vacation over, back to pooping on company time
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
it's time to jared let go, stop putting him in movies
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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Donnie Darko meme: top left 'Your order has been shipped!'  Next panel: 'shipped or Label created by sender?', final panel: 'Label created by sender. Shipping information received by Australia Post'
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Supergiant Games @supergiantgames.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
On this day 15 years ago, we launched our first game, Bastion. To everyone who helped the Kid survive the Calamity, thank you!!🙏 You're the reason we've been able to carry on as an independent studio ever since.
Proper story's supposed to start at the beginning. Ain't so simple with this one.
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I bet it would feel soooooooo good to pull each one of these bristles off one by one
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Marsh Nix 💀 Final They @marshnix.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
you better not be Maxwell wielding his iconic silver hammer when I come over
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
gaming at night
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
can't sleep, quick experiment with that brush I used for the latest sneezy piece
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I'm caught up on 'Kill Six Billion Demons' shit goes hard as hell, stayed up late, could not stop reading
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hunter! I need you to go take out this fuckass goblin, it has been pissing in our rice fields and stealing our crops. Bring no capture tools, we need you to kill this thing. #MHRise #MonsterHunter
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Adrian Campos @friendadev.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The game industry is so fucking back
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johnlurv @johnlurv.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Archeologists have located and exhumed 'the hatchet' what does this mean for us? famous historian has been quoted as saying: "It's back on."
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