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Jonathan Portes @jdportes.bsky.social · 17h

Great stuff from the Telegraph. archive.ph/r2nTA

A 29-year-old woman, who wished to remain anonymous, said the high levels of unemployment were “noticeable” in the area.
“When you go into Somali town, as we call it, you just see people outside in the cafes,” she said, gesturing down the road, before adding: “It annoys me, they are loitering around and doing nothing.”
Addressing her own career path, the 29-year-old said: “I can’t work at the moment because of my mental health. Of course I want to work, I went to uni and studied English Literature for two years. I want to be a writer.”

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Grandma G 🍁 Kanadiac @kanadiac.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

OMG, money this obscene doesn’t just rot the brain, it erases the mirror.

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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hats off to the Eye (as ever), for flagging the Conservative hypocrisy over our conference ban

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Paddington is polite, kind and full of integrity and loved by just about everyone he meets. Maybe she doesn't have a clue...

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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

NEW | A corrective to the obituaries… HERE LIES JEFFREY ARCHER The death of one of Britain’s most infamous liars brings back memories of Monica Coghlan. brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/here-lies-...

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Here lies Jeffrey Archer

The death of one of Britain’s most infamous liars brings back memories of Monica Coghlan.

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Get Set Willy✌🏽 @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Roses are red, An Englishman's home is his castle...

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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The Conservative party Shadow Culture Secretary to speak at conference tomorrow about how to "defend press freedom", whilst her own party bans journalists whose coverage they don't like

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I know the next election is not until 2029, but quite frankly I'll do anything to avoid going to either Parliament or Clacton and doing the actual job I'm paid £98,000 to do.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If you believe that gas and diesel prices are high in late September 2026 because of Biden and Zelenskyy, then you might be a Trump supporter. And a moron. Which is pretty much the same thing.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Man who supported Brexit then fucked off to Monaco to avoid contributing a penny of his £15 billion fortune to public services makes the mistake of thinking anyone gives a shit what he thinks.

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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Musician has crabs shocker (Actually, rather fabulous)

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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The people of Piddington have spoken. I say, grant them independence. Border controls. Visas to cross into the UK. Tariffs on goods. No GBP. No NHS. No benefits or pensions. Let us know when your little lilywhite enclave has gone all Mad Max and you started eating each other. BUH-BYE!

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thatgirlinsb @34thparallel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Protesters at the Irish Open. shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland. Thank you, Doonbeg!

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Ironically, having £72 million will mean I can spend more money promoting the idea that I'm a man of the people and not just a rich, entitled tosser.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I am honoured and humbled that crypto billionaire Ben Delo has given me £36 million without any expectation that if I get into power I will change the rules on crypto to make him even richer.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

For some reason I seem to be a magnet for cash from crypto billionaires and convicted criminals. This one is both, although Donald Trump pardoned him. He lived in Hong Kong but moved back recently to get round the new rules on donations from abroad.

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Charles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now

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Tim White @twmcltd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

It's Day 1648 of Russia's 3-day plan to take Kyiv. The end of another week is upon us. Did you know this war is into its 236th week? Every day I'm here with the thread. Any support is appreciated, thank you🙏💙💛 ko-fi.com/twmcltd

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Support TWMCLtd

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Zia is right, Westminster has run on who you know and what school you went to - which is why it's full of privately educated entitled pricks like Zia, me, Richard Tice, Danny Kruger, Robert Jenrick, Suella Braverman, Sarah Pochin...

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I'm delighted to announce our new Economic Adviser. He supports our plan to privatise the NHS, is looking forward to leaving school and recently celebrated his first wank. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Please check out my latest newsletter, reflecting on my summer of campaigning and our ingenious plans to infuriate many of our strongest supporters. Subscribe for free to get these straight to your inbox. x parodypm.substack.com/p/how-to-was...

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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

You can't claim long-term benefits if you're able to work. And you HAVE to be looking for work. You can't look for work if you're cleaning high streets all day. And making people clean for benefits undercuts wages of people who currently get paid do it. Idiocy www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

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Jenrick says Reform would make long-term benefits claimants clean up high streets – UK politics live

Party’s ‘welfare to work’ policy would force long-term claimants to do community work or face losing benefits

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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

This Reform press release is currently the lead story on the BBC News website

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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

This is an inappropriate, credulous & politically biased BBC headline. The claims about savings will be sharply contested. News reports should not imclude what reads as an ediorial endorsememt in the headline www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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H I Sutton @covertshores.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Go on Clacton, you can do it!!!

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

People of Clacton - it's time to send a message to The Establishment! You know who I mean - the privately educated millionaires who walked into city trader jobs then became career politicians. So you know what to do - vote Binface! #VoteBinface #Clacton

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Poppies Score @poppiesscore.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

This is brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

People of Clacton! Show your support for me by putting a bin outside your house, one day this week, of a colour of Tendring Council's choice. This will be unequivocal proof of the success of my campaign.

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Paul Cooke @paulpcooke.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Got me Count BinFace Comic Book today. It’s funny, bang on point AND raises money for charity. What’s not to love? selfmadehero.com/books/the-co...

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Today’s hot news is that a man who isn’t an MP and another man who isn’t an MP, called a press conference to discuss an unworkable plan that had already been announced over a year ago.

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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

This reaction is hilarious. Is it really going to take that much of your resources to build a "cancel my subscription" form on the website instead of forcing people to phone someone whose job is not to process your cancellation but talk you into staying.

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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

☢️Topic reveal for Origin Story Live☢️ The History of the Daily Telegraph: How a reassuringly traditional newspaper lost its mind We’ll take you from its respectable origins to the hysterical bedlam its become today Tickets available here. No-one gets out alive. unionchapel.org.uk/whats-on/ori...

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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Dear Christians. It's been two thousand years. He hasn't phoned. He hasn't text. Maybe he's just not that into you?

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Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

That Joshua Bonehill-Paine is a suitable Tory candidate but Grant Shapps and Gavin Barwell have been excluded is quite a good indicator of how many seats the Tories will realistically regain at the next election.

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Alasdair Mackenzie @alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Reminder that the Tories believe any non-British person who commits more than a minor parking or traffic offence should be automatically deported. They “believe in second chances”, apparently, but only for literal Nazis.

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Kemi Badenoch defends selection of man jailed for harassing Jewish MP in council election – as it happened

Conservative leader tells press she stands by decision to select Joshua Bonehill-Paine as a candidate for local election in Somerset

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

"Hands up if you're a prancing prick who's been spouting complete bollocks about using the Royal Navy to send migrants back to France in a desperate bid to distract attention from the sleaze your party is mired in"

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I'm delighted to hear that BP doubled their profits, making £4.2bn in just 3 months. Not that I have any vested interest in it, other than the £50,000 given to us by the wife of former senior BP executive James Hay.

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Poppies Score @poppiesscore.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

This is what fascism looks like!

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

"Dear Diary The launch of our scheme to use the Royal Navy to stop small boats has gone exactly to plan. It is so patently absurd that it is all anyone can talk about, providing the perfect distraction from all our dodgy financial dealings"

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Pretending that the Navy taking back migrants would be a humanitarian mission and therefore legal, is a bit like pretending that a £5 million bribe is nothing to do with politics and therefore doesn't need to be declared.

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Paul Halpern @phalpern.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

In 1921, a fanatical, antisemitic German nationalist named Rudolph Leibus declared that he would pay anyone who would murder Albert Einstein. Found guilty of making a murderous threat, a Berlin judge fined him $16 (in the equivalent of German marks)! #Einstein

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

It's been an absolute honour to visit Clacton fewer times than I've visited America, hold zero surgeries and do fuck all for the town.

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Ann Kempster @annkempster.com · 30/07/2026

This. Run them side by side with images of the the wildfires across the UK. The dead fields. Farmers having to dip into their winter feeds in the middle of summer. A running tally of excess deaths due to heat.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I’m very concerned that Andy Burnham is making lots of promises without any explanation of how it will be funded. Has nobody told him that’s my job?

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

If you pile your furniture in the middle of your living room then set it on fire, you will have the warmest house in your street, for a few hours.

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Reminder that Britain went from being the slowest-growing European economy in the 1970s to the fastest-growing in the 1980s.

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Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Classless to the last. Only missing the Falklands banner for the full graceless-loser effect.

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