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Unofficial but up to date! The latest score from Kettering Town. Which this season is very confusing as we're winning! PhD particle physics. Otherwise known as Pedro!

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Marcus Chown @marcuschown.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So America is on the side of Russia. And Russia is at war with us. No one is saying it but it means America is at war with us.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 2h
Ukraine has hit a huge Russian data centre linked to bot farms. In unrelated news, does anyone know why every Reform account on Twitter is getting hardly any likes and shares?
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Jonathan Portes @jdportes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Great stuff from the Telegraph. archive.ph/r2nTA
A 29-year-old woman, who wished to remain anonymous, said the high levels of unemployment were “noticeable” in the area.
“When you go into Somali town, as we call it, you just see people outside in the cafes,” she said, gesturing down the road, before adding: “It annoys me, they are loitering around and doing nothing.”
Addressing her own career path, the 29-year-old said: “I can’t work at the moment because of my mental health. Of course I want to work, I went to uni and studied English Literature for two years. I want to be a writer.”
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Poppies Score @poppiesscore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I drink coke zero (occasionally) and I don't want sugar!
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Grandma G 🍁 Kanadiac @kanadiac.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
OMG, money this obscene doesn’t just rot the brain, it erases the mirror.
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Poppies Score @poppiesscore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Imagine a world she'd like. Hell!
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Poppies Score @poppiesscore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well I'm not drinking there at night!
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hats off to the Eye (as ever), for flagging the Conservative hypocrisy over our conference ban
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Paddington is polite, kind and full of integrity and loved by just about everyone he meets. Maybe she doesn't have a clue...
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NEW | A corrective to the obituaries… HERE LIES JEFFREY ARCHER The death of one of Britain’s most infamous liars brings back memories of Monica Coghlan. brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/here-lies-...
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Here lies Jeffrey Archer
The death of one of Britain’s most infamous liars brings back memories of Monica Coghlan.
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Get Set Willy✌🏽 @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Roses are red, An Englishman's home is his castle...
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Conservative party Shadow Culture Secretary to speak at conference tomorrow about how to "defend press freedom", whilst her own party bans journalists whose coverage they don't like
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know the next election is not until 2029, but quite frankly I'll do anything to avoid going to either Parliament or Clacton and doing the actual job I'm paid £98,000 to do.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you believe that gas and diesel prices are high in late September 2026 because of Biden and Zelenskyy, then you might be a Trump supporter. And a moron. Which is pretty much the same thing.
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Poppies Score @poppiesscore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Whatever happened to horizon?! 😥
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man who supported Brexit then fucked off to Monaco to avoid contributing a penny of his £15 billion fortune to public services makes the mistake of thinking anyone gives a shit what he thinks.
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Musician has crabs shocker (Actually, rather fabulous)
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Poppies Score @poppiesscore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
youtu.be/sQlN0x_LlK8?...
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PETER SCHILLING - Major Tom (völlig losgelöst) [Lyrics]
YouTube video by Traumland Lyrics
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The people of Piddington have spoken. I say, grant them independence. Border controls. Visas to cross into the UK. Tariffs on goods. No GBP. No NHS. No benefits or pensions. Let us know when your little lilywhite enclave has gone all Mad Max and you started eating each other. BUH-BYE!
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Modern Toss @moderntoss.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#fuckmondays
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thatgirlinsb @34thparallel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Protesters at the Irish Open. shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland. Thank you, Doonbeg!
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ironically, having £72 million will mean I can spend more money promoting the idea that I'm a man of the people and not just a rich, entitled tosser.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am honoured and humbled that crypto billionaire Ben Delo has given me £36 million without any expectation that if I get into power I will change the rules on crypto to make him even richer.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
For some reason I seem to be a magnet for cash from crypto billionaires and convicted criminals. This one is both, although Donald Trump pardoned him. He lived in Hong Kong but moved back recently to get round the new rules on donations from abroad.
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Charles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#ShitBirdPhotos
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Tim White @twmcltd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's Day 1648 of Russia's 3-day plan to take Kyiv. The end of another week is upon us. Did you know this war is into its 236th week? Every day I'm here with the thread. Any support is appreciated, thank you🙏💙💛 ko-fi.com/twmcltd
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Zia is right, Westminster has run on who you know and what school you went to - which is why it's full of privately educated entitled pricks like Zia, me, Richard Tice, Danny Kruger, Robert Jenrick, Suella Braverman, Sarah Pochin...
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm delighted to announce our new Economic Adviser. He supports our plan to privatise the NHS, is looking forward to leaving school and recently celebrated his first wank. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Please check out my latest newsletter, reflecting on my summer of campaigning and our ingenious plans to infuriate many of our strongest supporters. Subscribe for free to get these straight to your inbox. x parodypm.substack.com/p/how-to-was...
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You can't claim long-term benefits if you're able to work. And you HAVE to be looking for work. You can't look for work if you're cleaning high streets all day. And making people clean for benefits undercuts wages of people who currently get paid do it. Idiocy www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
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Jenrick says Reform would make long-term benefits claimants clean up high streets – UK politics live
Party’s ‘welfare to work’ policy would force long-term claimants to do community work or face losing benefits
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This Reform press release is currently the lead story on the BBC News website
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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is an inappropriate, credulous & politically biased BBC headline. The claims about savings will be sharply contested. News reports should not imclude what reads as an ediorial endorsememt in the headline www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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H I Sutton @covertshores.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Go on Clacton, you can do it!!!
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
People of Clacton - it's time to send a message to The Establishment! You know who I mean - the privately educated millionaires who walked into city trader jobs then became career politicians. So you know what to do - vote Binface! #VoteBinface #Clacton
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Poppies Score @poppiesscore.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It did rain more last year. Do you tenth b bet 75 and 76 (I do). All the reservoir were full by Xmas 76. I'm not denying climate change, but I'm also not getting hysterical over this drought. We have to worry about increasing temperatures, less so about water supply.
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Poppies Score @poppiesscore.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
No. Look at a couple of years ago. It never stopped raining. This is probably a six sigma year. The UK sits where it will always be wet overall.
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Poppies Score @poppiesscore.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
People of Clacton! Show your support for me by putting a bin outside your house, one day this week, of a colour of Tendring Council's choice. This will be unequivocal proof of the success of my campaign.
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Poppies Score @poppiesscore.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It won't in the way you're saying. This is an extreme year and there's next to zero chance next year will be the same. The sky is not falling. However, this is not to say we shouldn't be getting to net zero as fast as possible.
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Paul Cooke @paulpcooke.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Got me Count BinFace Comic Book today. It’s funny, bang on point AND raises money for charity. What’s not to love? selfmadehero.com/books/the-co...
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Today’s hot news is that a man who isn’t an MP and another man who isn’t an MP, called a press conference to discuss an unworkable plan that had already been announced over a year ago.
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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This reaction is hilarious. Is it really going to take that much of your resources to build a "cancel my subscription" form on the website instead of forcing people to phone someone whose job is not to process your cancellation but talk you into staying.
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
☢️Topic reveal for Origin Story Live☢️ The History of the Daily Telegraph: How a reassuringly traditional newspaper lost its mind We’ll take you from its respectable origins to the hysterical bedlam its become today Tickets available here. No-one gets out alive. unionchapel.org.uk/whats-on/ori...
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Dear Christians. It's been two thousand years. He hasn't phoned. He hasn't text. Maybe he's just not that into you?
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Poppies Score @poppiesscore.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Or one's too stupid!
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Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
That Joshua Bonehill-Paine is a suitable Tory candidate but Grant Shapps and Gavin Barwell have been excluded is quite a good indicator of how many seats the Tories will realistically regain at the next election.
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Alasdair Mackenzie @alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Reminder that the Tories believe any non-British person who commits more than a minor parking or traffic offence should be automatically deported. They “believe in second chances”, apparently, but only for literal Nazis.
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Kemi Badenoch defends selection of man jailed for harassing Jewish MP in council election – as it happened
Conservative leader tells press she stands by decision to select Joshua Bonehill-Paine as a candidate for local election in Somerset
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