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Remi Wolf Evangelist

@pootfarts.bsky.social
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I’m the only one that ever shidded and farded 💚

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Remi Wolf Evangelist @pootfarts.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Will I ever get “Christian, Christian, Jack of the Pines” out of my head?
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Remi Wolf Evangelist @pootfarts.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
That f****t is dead!!!❤️❤️❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Morris “Day and The Time” Katz @vodkasnowflake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
John Hinckley Jr. in 1981
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Remi Wolf Evangelist @pootfarts.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Is Kalshi letting people bet on whether or not Trump has a visible boner during his wrestling themed birthday party?
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Remi Wolf Evangelist @pootfarts.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Not even half way through, but Jim Downey being in One Battle After Another is definitely gonna be my favorite part of this movie.
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Remi Wolf Evangelist @pootfarts.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Hell yeah
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Remi Wolf Evangelist @pootfarts.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
🤙
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Remi Wolf Evangelist @pootfarts.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
uncircumcised quesadilla
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
if god didn't want me to eat ass, then why can I breathe through my ears
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Remi Wolf Evangelist @pootfarts.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Ich will wieder nach Berlin reisen 😫
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Remi Wolf Evangelist @pootfarts.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
🤙🇩🇪🤙
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Remi Wolf Evangelist @pootfarts.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Couldn’t be happier for Cole and Sam. We saw Oh, Mary with Betty Gilpin in February and it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen on stage since the first time I saw The Producers.
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Remi Wolf Evangelist @pootfarts.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
For the second time… and I’m still A1 lmao
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
probably feels incredible to be lightly breaded
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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Looks like summer is cancelled
Screenshot from a website under the section Health News that reads:
BREAKING NEWS
Doctors are warning patients not to put spring rolls up their anus

Below the headline is a generic image of crispy, golden brown spring rolls on a blue plates with two sauces
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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
*putting on my de-escalation riot gear*
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Remi Wolf Evangelist @pootfarts.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
the Demon Twink is my favorite modern cryptid
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Remi Wolf Evangelist @pootfarts.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
🤙
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wilf @friendlykitties.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A MEAL?! A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!
fat kitty
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Remi Wolf Evangelist @pootfarts.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
booby’s staying at the vet overnight
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Remi Wolf Evangelist @pootfarts.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
constantly stuck between my love for patti harrison and my absolute hatred of instagram
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Remi Wolf Evangelist @pootfarts.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Shooting my computer with a g*n for trying to tell me what "Hasan vs Ethan" is
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
If I had 99 bottles of beer I wouldn’t keep them on a wall, I’d put them in the fridge.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/04/2025
Catty Cardinal Can’t Wait To See Who Got Fat Since Last Conclave theonion.com/catty-c...
Catty Cardinal Can’t Wait To See Who Got Fat Since Last Conclave
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Alex goes to the voting booth and the attendant says "Thanks for coming to vote. Can you show me your identification?" Alex gives her ID to the attendant, which has a pre-transition photo of her on it. She says "I look pretty different since that picture was taken because I changed my gender." The attendant flatly states "you don'yt look that different." and hands her ID back. Alex puts in her bag and looks mildly sad.
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/04/2025
the reason I’m not shredded like a fitness model is because I don’t think it would be fair to have that on top of my incredible personality
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Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Saw this opening weekend in the theater in 2nd grade and it’s no small wonder I went on to shoplift and smoke cigarettes and write graffiti
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I’d love to get taken care of by the Mafia. To be nurtured and find the comfort and security that comes from being part of a close-knit family
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
here, entertain yourself
10 hours of jingling keys
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ostonox @ostonox.com · 26/04/2025
recession indicator
hasan changes profile picture to a dramatic black and white photo
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
my friend just sent me this from a gas station and I am well and truly dead now 💀
Sign showing a Philly cheesesteak sandwich labeled a “Phillip Cheesecake”
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julianne @hoagietime.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
yea cream on it
screenshot from DoorDash app. Reads:
Step 4: Whipped Cream
Optional
[check box] No Cream
[check box] Yea Cream On It
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Remi Wolf Evangelist @pootfarts.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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Remi Wolf Evangelist @pootfarts.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
It looks like our street is flooding right now lol
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Frank @frankmeadows.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Me in a few years.
YouTube thumbnail:

Obsessed With Bussy
My Granddad Has A Femboy Harem
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Remi Wolf Evangelist @pootfarts.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
well tumblrdotcom is still very much dead but i guess they’re letting people post porn now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 03/08/2024
the fuck did you just call me
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Remi Wolf Evangelist @pootfarts.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Everyone should be playing vampire survivors
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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amanda @amandamarie97.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
*deletes posts after I crashed out*
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Remi Wolf Evangelist @pootfarts.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
really hope king lazy eye releases at least one (1) whole ass album at some point
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Remi Wolf Evangelist @pootfarts.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
let’s just go back to tumblr
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Remi Wolf Evangelist @pootfarts.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Glad I’m catching up with a couple people on ig but holy shit is that app as bad as it’s ever been
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Remi Wolf Evangelist @pootfarts.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Why is my discover feed suddenly full of cringy liberal boomer memes? Who would want this??? A lot of “here’s how Hillary could still win” type shit
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Remi Wolf Evangelist @pootfarts.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I will not look at the Bonnaroo website again this year. I will not look at the Bonnaroo website again this year. I will not look at the Bonnaroo website again this year. I will not look at the Bonnaroo website again this year. I will not look at the Bonnaroo website again this year. I will not look
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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
we need a pope who shitposts
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