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dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

love this story. also "Epic Mickey" translates to "Giant Penis" for any Irish person. thought I should mention that.

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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 09/12/2025

One of the wildest parts of the Luigi story is that he didn’t actually do it lol We’ve been saying that since day one

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BREAKING: During Karen Friedman's cross-examination, Officer Wasser testified that she and Officer Fox pulled over on the way to the precinct so he could transfer the McDonald's bag containing evidence into her car while both of their body-worn cameras were off. She also testified she didn't turn her camera on until she arrived at the precinct, where she opened the backpack and found the firearm.

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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 09/12/2025

Lawmakers and bible thumpers don't want you to understand the people they're demonizing are doing more good for society than they ever would

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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 14/12/2024

every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season

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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

in short, this is such incompetent & unclear comms that it could be interpreted as a political endorsement from Bluesky PBLLC in favor of ICE’s unconstitutional racist raids against Americans. when you’re the bouncer at a dive bar, you need to clearly delineate when you’re on or off the clock.

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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

even in a scenario like this where you might need to take down a post that doesn’t align with ToS, responding sarcastically does nothing but propagate negative sentiment across the social graph & raise further questions about whether Bluesky has a conservative political bias.

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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Bluesky’s head of trust & safety responding with a sarcastic image macro to a woman upset her husband was kidnapped by ICE is embarrassingly unprofessional & cruel behavior. that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?

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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/12/2025

Discworld QOTD, from A Hat Full of Sky “I am no’ deid! I’m trying to have a moment o’ existential dreed here, right? Crivens, it’s a puir lookout if a man cannae feel the chilly winds o’ Fate lashing aroound his nethers wi’out folks telling him he’s deid, eh?”

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

The Youtube algorithm's ongoing struggle to figure out what the fuck my advertising demographic is is going great.

A screenshot of a Youtube recommendation, depicting (on the left) a brown-haired white man with a large beard and glasses frowning at something off-camera, and (on the right) a purple-haired chibi anime character wearing a dismayed expression. Bright yellow text superimposed over the lower portion of the still reads "oh no...". The video's title is "Michi Reacts to Arthur Getting Diagnosed with Tuberculosis". The video is eight minutes in length.

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Remember when we did not have a government where the President personally intervened in regulatory decisions to demand political favors?

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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

This is still far less than the percentage of cops who admit they've beaten their spouse and kids

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

The EU was created in by people who lived through WWII and saw political and economic integration as a means to bringing peace and stability to the continent. It is being opposed by Putin, Musk and the others who support Neo Nazis in Europe.

Musk promoting a post of the EU flag turning into the Nazi flag

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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 07/12/2025

i just wanted to learn more about a guy from Crusader Kings 3 and now i have no choice but to learn about every notable person who has ever died on a toilet

a Wikipedia screenshot that reads:
"See also
List of people who died on the toilet
Toilet-related injuries and deaths"

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mimi 💾😈 @0233.neocities.org · 08/12/2025

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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/12/2025

new policy: when you are elected to public office you are banned from social media and especially from twitter an intern may post campaign videos on your behalf but you personally may not open the app, not once, not until you are out of office

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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

It so weird how entire generations just memory hole things. "'Six seven'" is pure brain rot, generation alpha is cooked" Did... did you all just forget about "Wazzaaaaaap 😝"?

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Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 07/12/2025

Here's an idea: Any Democrat who wants to be taken seriously as a presidential candidate in 2028 must pledge to rip this cabal of anti-democracy tech fascists out of our government. Anyone who won't make that pledge is for the billionaires, not the people. This must be a deal-breaking litmus test.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

I'm not sure it's in the self interest of America's tech bro billionaires to suggest that we bring back public executions to punish the most destructive people in our society.

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 06/12/2025

a billionaire who sees undermining political sovereignty as an alternative to paying a relatively minor fine is a problem that will have to be dealt with eventually

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/12/2025

what follows immediately after the birthright clause? the privileges and immunities and due process clauses? and what follows them? the equal protection clause. all of this is explicitly to say, "the declaration is the constitutional law of the land"

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/12/2025

the birthright clause was not just written to wipe dred scott off of the books, it was written to repudiate the *idea* behind dred scott, you might say the larger *ideological project* of dred scott. and the whole of section 1 of the 14th amendment is a constitutional statement of political equality

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/12/2025

dred scott, in their minds, established the united states as a place of tiered citizenship and permanent inequality among americans. it was a ruling that said, in effect, that all men *were not* created equal and would *never* be treated as such.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/12/2025

i think to understand the meaning of the birthright citizenship clause to the framers of the 14th amendment, you have to understand significance of dred scott to the civil war republican party. dred scott wasn't just a bad ruling, it was understood as a rejection of the declaration itself.

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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/12/2025

we live in this bizarre time where “being racist” is, by the rules of discourse, Bad but the act of being racist is now acceptable, apparently, and so the press bends into a pretzel to avoid calling open racism racist because describing it accurately would be “picking a side”

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Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

A lot of Best Of lists are now out or on their way. Congrats to you all. It’s an accomplishment I hope every writer gets to experience at one time or another. Not everyone will, though, and to those writers, know I see you too. Keep telling your stories. Regardless of lists, the world needs them.

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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Olivia Nuzzi: yes, she helped endanger every child in America, but at least she isn't sorry about it

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Diem @diemtf.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Lone Starr and his friends seeing Mega Maid transform in Spaceballs

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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 06/12/2025

At about $60K that's about 128 million graduate team indie games, at $150K about 500,000 small indie games, at $300K about 250,000 mid-size debut indie games, or at around $950K about 110,000 indie games by a team of more experienced devs. There are a total of 110,000 indie games on Steam.

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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.

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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Real nice dystopia you got here. Be a shame if somethin’ happened to it…

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 03/12/2025

Satirical news headline: Nova Scotian mall insists giant tree will only eat "3 to 4 kids, max" this Christmas

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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/12/2025

they are all just utterly, completely incapable of normal human behavior for five minutes, even banal small talk about the weather is beyond them

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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/12/2025

it is impossible to overstate the extent to which this country is now being run by people you would leave a party rather than talk to for five minutes

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 06/12/2025

they hate music, they hate art, they hate artists, they hate pop, they hate the video games they play, they hate the movies they watch, like, they're just all the worst fucking people you've ever met, none of them believe in anything

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 06/12/2025

part of it is that they hate women, part of it is that they hate her specifically because they think she should want to fuck them, part of it is that all this shit is for the benefit of like 10K people on twitter who've all been legally prohibited from having unsupervised time with their children

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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 05/12/2025

In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.

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Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway

A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.

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Steve Yurko @steveyurko.com · 05/12/2025

In a post corporate merger world the idea of crossovers and different IPs interacting brings me absolutely no joy. And I'm the schmo who drew Hank Hill as Sailor Moon.

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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

The Internet is good sometimes.

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Meredith Nudo 🤌🏻 @meredithnudo.myatproto.social · 05/12/2025

When the AI bubble finally bursts, I'm going to raise my editing and writing rates to triple digits per hour out of pure spite. Coulda hired me before, but you wanted to be a water-poisoning plagiarist instead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 05/12/2025

ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:

Photo shared by Christina Nguyen on December 04, 2025 tagging @naomi.marie__, @nathanmiller612, @rubyscher, @holaarepa, @birksg, @chefjholig, and @haihaimpls. May be an image of text that says 'AS SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE HEARD, I.C.E. PAID US A VISIT AT AREPA YESTERDAY. OUR GM NAOMI & TEAM MEMBERS FOLLOWED OUR ICE PROTOCOL PERFECTLY, THE AGENTS LEFT & NO ONE WAS DETAINED. tO WHOEVER NEEDS THIS: KNOW YOUR RIGHTS WHEN IT COMES TO I.C.E. (1/5)'.

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We had an ICE scare yesterday and even though we’re afraid of the repercussions of being vocal, we feel that it’s also important to inform people that this is right at our front door. ICE is not some far away boogeyman. They are here right now, spreading fear in our community.

We’re so grateful to our entire staff and their bravery. They did the right things and couldn’t have dealt with this situation in a better way. We are grateful to our community activists that came to support us from @miracmn @litosonlake and Monarcha. We hope that if you find yourself in the same situation, that you find these resources helpful. Peace and take care of each other ❤️

Photo by Christina Nguyen on December 04, 2025. May be an image of text that says 'IF I.C.E. COMES TO YOUR RESTAURANT: UNLESS THE AGENTS HAVE A SIGNED JUDICIAL WARRANT, THEY CANNOT ENTER A PRIVATE AREA LIKE THE KITCHEN WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION EVEN IF THEY LIE AND SAY THY DON'T NEED A WARRANT, STAND YOUR GROUND AND INSIST THAT YOU NEED PAPERWORK (2/5)'.

Photo by Christina Nguyen on December 04, 2025. May be an image of text that says 'IF I.C.E. COMES TO YOUR RESTAURANT: HAVE OTHER STAFF OR PEOPLE PRESENT RECORD THEM AND EVERYTHING THEY ARE SAYING. (PEOPLE DOING UNLAWFUL THINGS HATE BEING CAUGHT IN TH ACT) YOU HAVE THE RIGHT to REFUSE SERVICE & YOU CAN ASK M tO LEAVE YOUR PRIVATE PROPERTY IF THY DON'T HAVE A WARRANT. (3/5)'.

WE ARE HEARTBROKEN THAT OUR IMMIGRANT
COMMUNITIES IN THE TWIN CITIES ARE BEING
TARGETED AND TERRORIZED BY THE CURRENT
ADMINISTRATION. THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT
ARE BEING USED AS POLITICAL PAWNS AND IT'S
APPALLING.

REGARDLESS OF THEIR LEGAL STATUS, THERE ARE
SO MANY LATINOS & SOMALIANS WHO ARE AFRAID
OF BEING DETAINED DUE TO MISTAKEN IDENTITY
BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY MIGHT NOT GET DUE
PROCESS & A FAIR TRIAL. THEY WILL JUST END UP IN
DETENTION CENTERS & A LEGAL PROCESS THAT
HAS BEEN DESCRIBED AS A BLACK HOLE.

WE STAND IN SUPPORT OF OUR IMMIGRANT
COMMUNITY, WHO ARE THE BACKBONE OF THIS
COUNTRY. WITHOUT IMMIGRANTS, AMERICA IS NOT
THE SAME PLACE. STAY SAFE OUT THERE & TAKE
CARE OF YOUR NEIGHBORS.

LOVE,
HOLA AREPA & HAI HAI

(5/5)

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 05/12/2025

NPR crying and begging for donations after being defunded by Republicans so they can continue to inform the public and then calls a Constitutional guarantee a "longstanding principle" in the finest of Both Sides Journalism.

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Literally a participation trophy.

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 05/12/2025

The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.

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