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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/10/2026
Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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Gio :⁾ @im.giovanh.com · 08/10/2026
they really boiled executive brainrot down to one quote
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2 Mello @2mello.net · 08/10/2026
YouTube hasn't paid out music streaming earnings to Distrokid for almost two months with no communication, so my income has been cut in half just for fun. It's a startling reminder that the entire streaming ecosystem could just go away overnight because a tech company lets it. Buy albums if you can.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026
Reposting this cause it keeps happening
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 04/09/2026
Said it before, but across ALL creative industries, there is a glassy-eyed ayahuasca-addled CEO somewhere, slowly sawing the head off the golden goose while it's still laying an egg, grinning manically. Above them, a stadium-full of cocaine-dusted shareholders clap uproariously. This will continue
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 04/09/2026
The stock market is an infinite money glitch that only works if you've already got near-infinite money You can just do the dumbest, most self-destructive shit imaginable with no possible positive outcome, and people will throw money at you because they want to be the guy doing the moronic shit next
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend.
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 26/05/2026
Could there be a better example of "the trans debate" than 98% of women supporting trans people and then one single lone person voting against them and getting their way regardless. It's all such a fucking sham
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/04/2026
“We propose to settle all the difficulty of the Dred Scott Decision by putting it into the Constitution. If a man is not a citizen of the country in which he is born, in God’s name of what country is he a citizen? If he may not live there, where has he a right to live?“
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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The Department of State tweets a video of Secretary Marco Rubio. In the video, Rubio says: "Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Iran had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have a much different country."FactPost News tweets a video of Donald Trump speaking at a podium. In the video he says: "We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things."
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
important thread
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/04/2026
So fucking funny to sell this to big businesses and world governments
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Michael Quirk @wandermike.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
ICE agents staking out Marine graduations to snatch family members. These kids just finished boot camp, swore to defend the Constitution, and the government is going to arrest their parents in the parking lot.That's psychological warfare against your own troops.
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Kolina Koltai @koltai.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
This 50 yr old woman spent 5 months in jail accused of a crime in a state she's never even been to, because Clearview AI misidentified her as the suspect. A judge signed off on it, cops went along with it, no process in place to even question the AI. www.cnn.com/2026/03/29/u...
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Police used AI facial recognition to arrest a Tennessee woman for crimes committed in a state she says she’s never visited | CNN
A Tennessee grandmother spent more than five months in jail after police used an AI facial recognition tool to link her to crimes committed in North Dakota – a state she says she’d never been to befor...
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nice handsome boy @edward86.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
they dont even make haunted video game cartridges that kill you if you play them anymore. shits all digital now
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Zach | Last Place Comics @lastplacecomics.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
🐈 New comic: You Have Cats?🐈
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
Since taking up a sinecure in The Imperial Capital, I’ve had to spend much of my pension on fabulous brocades and rich silk just to keep up appearances. It almost makes one yearn for the coarse, simple sackcloth of the provinces, with which I am sure you are familiar.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/03/2026
Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying theonion.com/rising-conservative-st…
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 27/03/2026
In Idaho, a trans person can be sentenced to up to five years in prison if convicted of felony using-the-restroom. By comparison, simple assault is charged as a misdemeanor (up to six months in jail), and 2 DUI convictions gets you 10 days in jail in Idaho.
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Congresswoman Delia C. Ramirez @ramirez.house.gov · 28/03/2026
Incarcerating children is evil. SHAME on every person in this county who thinks it is acceptable to terrorize children. We must Melt ICE and dismantle DHS. Anything less is unacceptable.
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Del @del.art · 26/03/2026
DEATH OF THE MIDDLE.
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Kurosawa on watching Solaris with Tarkovsky
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Trump: I’m going to put ICE in the airports, where they will target and arrest all the illegals, especially Somalis, because I hate the Democrats Headlines: Trump puts ICE officers in airports to ease long lines, provide relief for weary travelers
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Ruth Zakarin @ruthz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Um… this is terrifying. A GOP sheriff running for CA gov has seized 500K ballots cast in a Nov. special election. He says he’s going to count them himself and compare to the official results. He’s calling it “a fact-finding mission”. I call it pretty damn scary. www.bostonglobe.com/2026/03/22/n...
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California sheriff running for governor seizes half million ballots from 2025 election - The Boston Globe
Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco, one of two Republican candidates for governor in California, said he would physically count ballots.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
New bit I've perfected if anyone brings up a problem: I don't really follow politics but it was never like this before Trump. "But the Democrats and the funding and--" Yeah like I said I don't really follow that. There was always politics but before Trump it was never like this. That's all I know
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Warren Wells, AICP @warrenjwells.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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Friday’s press gaggle. Barely exaggerated: at 12:03 PM, President Trump told reporters he wanted a ceasefire with Iran. At 12:05 he declared victory. At 12:07 he announced he was sending Marines. At 12:08 he said no boots on the ground. At 12:11 he said he did not want a ceasefire. At 12:16 he declared victory again. At 12:17 he asked for a ceasefire. At 12:23 he told NATO they were cowards. At 12:29 he said Iran was begging for a ceasefire. At 12:31 he said everything was perfect. At 12:36 he said $500 oil was a good thing. At 12:37 he demanded Iran open Hormuz. At 12:39 he said Hormuz was never closed. At 12:41 he said the US was not at war with Iran. At 12:42 he declared victory in Iran
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The Venerable Weed @simonberman.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The Adoration of the Wieners (Carnitas, Denied), iPhone and unexpectedly good lighting, 2026
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.
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Sasha Costanza-Chock @schock.cc · 19/03/2026
ICE has been hacked! And you can explore the data, which includes every DHS contract, in this convenient new tool micahflee.github.io/ice-contracts
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DHS Contracts Explorer
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I love when games start begging me to change the game difficulty after I die for the 50th time like it has somewhere to be
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vibe-free lifestyle and smiling apple purveyor @ellaguro.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
can think of at least 50 artists who, if you gave them each even like 100 thousand dollars, it would absolutely change the culture we live in for the better. 5 million is pocket change in the scheme of things. but we have to live in a world where all of that capital is wasted on bullshit like this.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
People are very angry about this for some reason. The game isn't for me but I learned to disregard Metacritic averages a long time ago. Seek out who you trust to get an idea of what to expect and then form your own opinion. ROMEO IS A DEADMAN is my game of the year and got a 72 on Metacritic.
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Harris accused Altman of being the “Goebbels of the Trump administration.” But on Tuesday, Harris said by email: “It was late and I had a few too many martinis so I misspoke when I said Goebbels… I should’ve said Friedrich Flick.”
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Exclusive | Jeremy O. Harris drunkenly called OpenAI’s Sam Altman a Nazi at the Vanity Fair Oscar party
Sputtering spies at the uber exclusive bash told Page Six that Harris accused Altman of being the “Goebbels of the Trump administration.”
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 16/03/2026
If I said that some of your favorite VCs lacked the ability to introspect, and that they spent close to zero time thinking about how their actions had negative impacts on the world? You'd probably say that I was being unfair, by practically calling them psychopaths. They say this about themselves!
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Megan Wachspress @meganwachspress.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student.
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 16/03/2026
Subnautica devs v. Krafton ruling is ABSOLUTELY stunning. Start at the top of page 32 and read until the end of that section on page 37. Krafton CEO was warned by their legal personnel to not follow ChatGPT into what is likely Some Of The Dumbest Legal Shit Ever, CEO believed the plagiarism bot.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
ok well good news for anyone who isnt a consumer i guess
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/03/2026
Stephen Miller Reassures Sick Wife He Knows What It Looks Like When Woman Dying theonion.com/stephen-miller-reassur…
Stephen Miller Reassures Sick Wife He Knows What It Looks Like When Woman Dying
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
HOLY SHIT. A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election. Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?
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Dark money group offers influencers $1,500 for posts attacking Chicago Democratic primary candidate
Progressive House candidate Kat Abughazaleh told MS NOW the secretive campaign is “filled with false and defamatory claims.”
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 14/03/2026
I think we're going to see even more stories like this over the next year. Good.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 12/03/2026
congratulations to FIFA on their incredible choice of recipient for the first FIFA peace prize
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Effie Seiberg is a spooky Cyborg @effies.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
"Palantir CEO Alex Karp says his AI technology will lessen the power of “highly educated, often female voters, who vote mostly Democrat” while increasing the power of working-class men." Just saying it right out loud now. newrepublic.com/post/207693/...
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Palantir CEO Makes Shocking Confession on Disrupting Democratic Power
They’re saying the quiet part out loud now.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I’ve never felt more disappointed that someone survived a stroke.
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Julia Angwin @juliaangwin.com · 11/03/2026
I'm suing Grammarly over its paid AI feature that presented editing suggestions as if they came from me - and many other writers and journalists - without consent. State law requires consent before someone's name can be used for commercial purposes. www.wired.com/story/gramma...
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Grammarly Is Facing a Class Action Lawsuit Over Its AI ‘Expert Review’ Feature
The feature, which Grammarly shut down Wednesday, presented editing suggestions as if they came from established authors and academics—without their consent.
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