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@polariguess.bsky.social
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they/he | 21 | i make sandwiches, music, and mario levels

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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton invested the royalties she earned for writing ‘I Will Always Love You’ in Nashville’s Black community www.washingtonpost.com/arts-enterta... "This is the house that Whitney built" - DP 🥺🙏
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Polar @polariguess.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
9/11/15 was the most impactful 9/11 of my life time #supermariomaker
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving"
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
my child's first words were "bluesky the decentralized social media network"
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Polar @polariguess.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
got mailed a “west wisconsin edition” of fake propaganda newspaper. it’s full of fear-mongering and racist dog whistles. @theonion.com was the only news company associated with the return adress. wtf is going on???
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Robert Joseph V. @robertjoscribe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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magna ☆ @sentism.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
can they just invent long-distance teleportation already
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magna ☆ @sentism.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
premiering in 45 minutes!!!! y'all better be there the artists worked so hard these past few months www.youtube.com/live/ks0-jdO...
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SHRIMPFEST
YouTube video by Caridean Companions
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Polar @polariguess.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
splatoon raiders may be when i pull the trigger on pivoting towards digital downloads :(
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
image from DDT Ultimate Party 2025 showing Chris Brookes and Zack Sabre Jr walking away from the ring holding hands. Chris is labeled "Smoking weed" and Zack is labeled "Watching cartoons"
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Polar @polariguess.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
real polar fans can find me here
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“Where you from, then?” “MPLS” “Minneapolis?” “Milwaukee Public Library, stupid.”
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
You couldn't make The Office today because Steve Carell would ask for too much money
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Polar @polariguess.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
@ajr213.bsky.social it’s not safe here. email me.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
How about a 3,000 day weekend instead
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Liz @trashkitten.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The elder scrolls wisconsin
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graveworm unearther @waveform.observer · 24/03/2026
I like animal crossing because it feels safe there
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
They should make sighing deeply an Olympic sport so I can go to the games
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Discord is now requiring a picture of your balls to determine if they are saggy enough to use their service
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Maddy Thorson @maddymakesgames.com · 06/02/2026
im bringing back biatch
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The guy that Nicollet Avenue in Minneapolis is named for was an immigrant who worked for the federal government in Minnesota.
Wikpedia entry excerpt on Joseph Nicollet
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
God damn that last verse is so good
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COAST CONTRA - NEVER FREESTYLE
YouTube video by COAST CONTRA
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Laura G Mitchell @lauragmitchell.com · 10/01/2026
This is Minneapolis: -drop the kids off for a day with their grandparents -go to brunch with your wife -get a text from neighbors who don’t have enough food & can’t leave home or they might be abducted by fed govt -get groceries as helicopters roar overhead -deliver food & this vehicle passes you
Photo through the windshield of a car showing an armored police vehicle driving on Nicollet
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Polar @polariguess.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
one small loan of a million dollars from my father please :3
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Polar @polariguess.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
2026 Plans ————— reconnect with friends i got sad and isolated this year and i need to change that troll level will actually be finished i swear one (1) or more kaizo levels will be uploaded enough money off music, ghostwriting, and selling beats to officially quit my job
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Amending this opinion after a visit today: The Minneapolis Institute of Arts/Art is the best place in Minneapolis. I realize there are other opinions. That is mine.
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
For your calendars: Saturday, December 27, 2025 is the last day that The Minnesota Star Tribune will print the newspaper at its plant in downtown Minneapolis. Sunday, January 4, 2026 is the last day the Northstar Commuter Rail will run, connecting the northern exurbs to downtown Minneapolis.
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Super Mario Moment @supermariomoment.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
On next week's episode, we finally chat about the GOAT.
A screenshot from Paper Mario showing a small star character saying "My Name is Twink."
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Polar @polariguess.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
and for my first wish i want sgdq to suddenly be 2 weeks later then last year 🙏
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
An old Coca Cola sign has been revealed on a commercial building on Central Avenue NE in Minneapolis, just south of 18-1/2 Avenue NE.
Demolition of a building resulting in a large pit has exposed a brick exterior wall on the building next door with a Coca Cola logo in script letters painted in red and white
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Healthcare but only for my friends
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On Monday, I will ask President Trump, via X, to help save my life. He offered to help me if I needed it.
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As many of you know, I have metastasized prostate cancer.
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 27/10/2025
when i was a kid i was like when im a grown up i bet ill be better at tying my shoelaces but guess what im not
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Polar @polariguess.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
the car companies design the cars to break down as soon as you save up money, many such cases
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Polar @polariguess.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
the switch 2 logo is lowkey so tacky
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Polar @polariguess.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
finally its fall, i have an excuse to listen to midwest emo while i smoke and feel the way i do all year round
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I LOVE ALL MY FANS BUT GOTTA GET THESE NUMBERS UP
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Polar @polariguess.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
"bluesky is dying" that's cool man. i go on here to make funny posts with my friends
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onion person @junlper.beer · 30/07/2025
kamala harris is going to run for president in 2028 and have even further right positions than she did in 2024 and doom the democratic party to hell
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Polar @polariguess.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
lightbulbs are loud today
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Polar @polariguess.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
just watered my plant with tea is this cannibalism???
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Polar @polariguess.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
i got to be tall @ SGDQ
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mcf @mangycarface.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
*Yawn* At ease soldiers... It's time to drink 4-7 beers in a row
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bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
My girls nickname is Lyndon cause she B on my Johnson
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bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
After spending a lot of time wondering what to name a period of 24 hours, I decided to call it a day
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Polar @polariguess.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/05/2025
costco prices have risen it’s time for the revolution NOW
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Josh @jeshter.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
gotta give it up to my granny's new toilet lid
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aj @ajr213.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
do you think a queer wedding would be like "i pronouns you husband and wife"
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Polar @polariguess.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
why do envelopes taste like hotel hallways
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