Reposted by ajaj @ajr213.bsky.social · 24/10/2024my friend and i went out for pizza and he got some sprite from the machine and he said it was the bad kinda sprite so i called it sprong and now we call them sprite and sprong 3307
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aj @ajr213.bsky.social · 18/04/2025do you think a queer wedding would be like "i pronouns you husband and wife" 011
aj @ajr213.bsky.social · 07/02/2025coming back from the dead to say i beat a gold stake balatro run with 1 hand size 020
aj @ajr213.bsky.social · 05/11/2024gf: *leans head on bf shoulder* bf with dandruff issues: *rubs his head* avalanche! 2455
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aj @ajr213.bsky.social · 27/10/2024will the bank ban you if you come in and ask to make a 1 cent withdrawal everyday 040
aj @ajr213.bsky.social · 26/10/2024what would be the consequences of eating a 1 by 4 lego piece? asking for a friend 050
aj @ajr213.bsky.social · 26/10/2024imma tell a joke for only cats: meow meow mow meow, mow mow meow meow. mew mow 👍👍 271
aj @ajr213.bsky.social · 25/10/2024Do yall think All Might proctoring an exam and telling everyone to go plus ultra would result in better grades 030
aj @ajr213.bsky.social · 25/10/2024What if soda company’s started releasing soda with 1 sugar instead of zero sugar. Just for people who want to indulge just a bit 2155
aj @ajr213.bsky.social · 25/10/2024How would someone playing chess while someone else playing checkers actually work 170
aj @ajr213.bsky.social · 25/10/2024y'all think if there was a plumbing major they'd have shit due at 11:59 0215
aj @ajr213.bsky.social · 24/10/2024my friend called me mentally unemployed and im not sure how to feel about this cause i have no coworkers to talk to this about 070
aj @ajr213.bsky.social · 24/10/2024Gn bloomfies I’m about to get the best unmedicated sleep in a long time tn 240
aj @ajr213.bsky.social · 24/10/2024my friend and i went out for pizza and he got some sprite from the machine and he said it was the bad kinda sprite so i called it sprong and now we call them sprite and sprong 3307
aj @ajr213.bsky.social · 23/10/2024me and some friends playing golf it and my friend blurted out "tell me why i just started stroking it" 150
aj @ajr213.bsky.social · 23/10/2024somehow im feeling jolly rn. its not even halloween and im jolly. frick my jolly life. 240
aj @ajr213.bsky.social · 22/10/2024job interview but its 3 people watching how you approach the no eyes fight in hollow knight and judging your work habits based off of that 171
aj @ajr213.bsky.social · 22/10/2024There are 3 kinds of posts the algorithm recommends me: cats, my bloomfs bleets, and very insane furry art. Not sure how this happened 120
aj @ajr213.bsky.social · 22/10/2024my friend just said im the girl from a family guy gag where she goes into the chocolate store and takes free samples and says "ooh im bad" 141
aj @ajr213.bsky.social · 22/10/2024i think i might be the only bleet advocate that exists. the entire ideology rests on my shoulders. i will fight on. 040
aj @ajr213.bsky.social · 22/10/2024got mcdonalds for dinner cause i ran out of food in my apartment 030
