bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Remember, the opposite of progress is Congress 000
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 31/08/2025What actually happened is that Trump lost a fantasy football league and his punishment is to eat 20 large pizzas in a dark room before he can come out 000
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Me - I can make a mean apple pie *takes apple pie out of oven* Apple pie - you suck Me - 😢 010
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I bet I could absolutely survive a washing machine 010
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I randomly said the word menergy. Idk what it means yet, but it gotta mean smth. I’ll keep you updated 000
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 19/07/2025My paper folding skills impress girls call that aura-gami 000
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 05/07/2025It’s 12:30 am on July 5th. Can y’all stop shooting fireworks now? I’m tryna go to sleep 000
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 11/06/2025We need the slogan Make America, America Again 010
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 06/06/2025I can definitely feel the greatness overflowing in America rn 000
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 28/05/2025The Muffin Man must’ve been mad as hell when he found out someone made a song doxing him 000
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Friend 1: Do you know what a nice bird is called? Friend 2: Kind of… 100
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 18/05/2025I forgot to bring my calculator to the addition quiz, so I’m counting on my fingers to get me through 000
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Call me French SpongeBob because I’m bout to Goo Le Goon 010
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 14/05/2025If malware is so bad, then how come mal is Spanish for good 000
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 13/05/2025My girls nickname is Lyndon cause she B on my Johnson 021
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 11/05/2025After spending a lot of time wondering what to name a period of 24 hours, I decided to call it a day 032
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 18/04/2025If you ever feel like giving up, just remember Instead of saying “I cant” say “I see ant” 010
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Scrolling through my posts and being like “these are so relatable” not realizing I was the one who wrote them 010
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Getting out of the shower and going to my bed got me walking like an scp 000
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Do not read the 10th and 11th words of “Hot Cross Buns”. Worst mistake of my life. 000
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Talk about Silksong is more likely to appear on the wrapper of a Laffy Taffy than The Game Awards 000
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Here is my application for The Onion In a recent interview, Riot Games talks about possibly adding a 12 hour limit per day into their game League of Legends. Many fans are left shook. 000
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 15/02/2025I love my girl so much I don’t cheat on her on Valentines Day 000
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 10/02/2025The real reason they were digging holes in the movie Holes was so that I can finally comfortably lay face down in the dirt 010
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Crazy how every post about the Super Bowl is about either the halftime show or Taylor Swift and not one commercial 010
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Just ate 2 pounds of nachos call that a super bowel movement 010
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Just made the realization that the minecraft eating sound is perfectly synced to “hot to go” and I don’t think I’ll ever unhear it. 141
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Who wants to go to the Jerk Bar in Cockburn Town? 021
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Gravity is the most wholesome force. It’s so down to Earth 030
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Dear Great Britain, On behalf of the American people, I would like to apologize for the Revolutionary War. It would be greatly appreciated if we can revert those changes. Sincerely, Us 000
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Imagining of Mexico comes back and renames South America to South Mexico 000
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 18/01/2025If we stop making waffles there will be no more waffles 000
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 14/01/2025mfers be like “never say never” bitch, you just said it twice 000
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 10/01/2025If I’m ever in court and they make me swear over this, I know it’s fkin serious 011
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I bet right now, the British are thinking “The Americans are coming!” 010
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 03/01/2025I will never be able to work as a kindergarten teacher Student - “Hey teacher, I can count to 10! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10” My braindead ass: 020
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Some 2025 memes I made for the new year [A thread🧵] 110
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Elon’s advisors watching him mock the terrorists on Twitter 010
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Everyone gets a Happy New Year EXCEPT: (Difficulty: Extreme) - if you said “ I haven’t _____ since last year” 000
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Yknow what? I’m actually leaving this stupid bit in 2024. 010
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Yknow what? I’m leaving myself in 2024. This is the last you’ll ever see of me 000
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Santa why u put 2 teeth in my stocking, I didn’t ask for that shit 000
bedcliff.bsky.social @bedcliff.bsky.social · 23/12/2024After watching the Honey video, im making the conspiracy theory that Pie is actually created by youtube to do some shady shit too www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc4y...youtube.comExposing the Honey Influencer ScamYouTube video by MegaLag 000
