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Sock row tease @poeticalimposter.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Who wanna play rock paper scissors ? ✌️ *Seemed like a good idea at the time*

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Sock row tease @poeticalimposter.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Them " have you seen stranger things?" Me *shows them my Bluesky timeline*

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Sock row tease @poeticalimposter.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

I like to untwist my sausage... Give it a good squeeze and make it enormous.... But... That's just me

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Sock row tease @poeticalimposter.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Retweet this if you actually did fuck around and find out.

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Sock row tease @poeticalimposter.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Quick to the point, to the point no faking, cooking MC's like a pound of tofu

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

When it's time to carve the turkey at Goth Thanksgiving

V for vendetta guy in his guy Fawkes costume flipping some knives in a gloomy alley

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Sock row tease @poeticalimposter.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

She.... She.... Deleted her account... I must have gone in too hard

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Sock row tease @poeticalimposter.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

You're eyes look blank and expressionless... Can we date?

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 18/11/2025

if I'm being honest my musical taste is best described as "good"

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Her: be a dear and- Me, sees headlights, freaks out and runs away:

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Memory foam never forgets your favourite positions

Two single-bed mattresses propped against a wall in an alley. They're slightly bent over, resembling two people having a quickie.

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

I'm good, I'm great; I'm half asleep, my mind's awake

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Binge breathing.

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Sock row tease @poeticalimposter.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Camelot still sounds like a seedy bar I'd entertain my time in

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Sock row tease @poeticalimposter.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Mmm.... You positively rich in vitamins

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Sock row tease @poeticalimposter.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Best bit of advice I ever heard? There are NO horny singles in YOUR area, DYING to MEET YOU ?

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

i come on here and say stupid stuff bc everything is stupid including me

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

so what if I unplugged your life support to charge my phone AITA

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

like sand through the hour glass, so are the days of bluesky

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

I’d follow you back, but you’re not naked enough.

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Sock row tease @poeticalimposter.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

I ponder the words of a great poet laureate that once said " Your ass is a spaceship I want to ride"

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Sock row tease @poeticalimposter.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Sorry I'm late Was hoovering my fridge

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Sock row tease @poeticalimposter.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

See you on the other side bitches * Crosses the road carefully *

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Sock row tease @poeticalimposter.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

I wanna go back to the time I was the roller disco king

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Sock row tease @poeticalimposter.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

So the Argyle ash won the tree of the year 2025... A very deserving win Go tree Go tree Go tree

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Sock row tease @poeticalimposter.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Your aura speaks volumes you damn DAMN hot thing you

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Sock row tease @poeticalimposter.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Jerry from the block never got the acknowledgement he deserved

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

you're telling me these sausages are made out of vegans

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs": Step 1 Step 6 Step 8, 9, 10, 11.

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Sock row tease @poeticalimposter.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

If you're just waking up, I've had a little sneaky peak through Tuesday and it's a bit meh...

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Sock row tease @poeticalimposter.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Dating me would be easier if I didn't give you side effects

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Sock row tease @poeticalimposter.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Hey... Go fuck yourself I did, it was ace

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Sock row tease @poeticalimposter.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

I'd rather have a break, than some head * True story *

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Sock row tease @poeticalimposter.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

For every action there's a erection Or something like that

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Sock row tease @poeticalimposter.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

I've just found out my government are planning on sending me back to Twitter... I'll miss you all so much

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