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Missy

@pocketfulofacorns.bsky.social
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Day 1 Benson Boone fan Lifelong Dodgers fan Don’t fall in love with me I’m moving to Bali

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DaughterOfDefiance @z-buck.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Anthony's Spinning Circles here too! @circlesspinning.bsky.social · 18h
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
this is how you have to treat these guys. with genuine contempt. your genuine contempt makes their smarmy fake contempt look weak and inauthentic. it immediately exposes their game. these guys are just losers who have sworn revenge for every humiliation. humiliate them again
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ceej @ceej.online · 15/10/2026
real grown ups don’t waste their precious time playing video games. they spend all day posting online
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Missy @pocketfulofacorns.bsky.social · 18h
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy the entire ACOTAR series in hardcover on sale at Amazon for $117, and that’s kind of the same thing
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Missy @pocketfulofacorns.bsky.social · 21h
I just don’t understand why the entitled males who want to commit mass murder for attention always go after the children
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
ever since i was awake i've always wanted to go back to sleep
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Missy @pocketfulofacorns.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Starting to hear RW conspiracy theories from leftists, and that’s concerning. Last week it was that the U.S. government is shooting freaking laser beams into the sky to control the weather. Today it was the claim that those who got the COVID vaccines are dying from cancer at accelerated rates.
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Are you registered to vote? vote.org
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Shaindel Beers @shaindelr.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
(1 of 2) This isn't all a coincidence. Posting videos of people dying, inciting violence, scheduling a livestreamed public execution. This is how you desensitize people to violence and eventually encourage them to take part in it.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
some deranged lunatic is going to storm an elementary school with an ar15 looking for the schools surgical center and the media is going to pretend we have no idea where they got that idea from
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Missy @pocketfulofacorns.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I don’t like to kink shame, but what the actual fuck open.spotify.com/track/6axYsN...
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Pineapple On The Moon
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My name is not the reason we're paying $5/gallon for gas. My name is not the reason you can't afford your groceries. My name is not the reason you can't afford your mortgage or rent. My name is not the reason you can't see a doctor. Their policies are the reason.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14/10/2026
IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE:
DOGS CAN PEE ON THE YARD 
IT'S TOTALLY FINE 
THAT'S HOW DOGS WORK 
SCIENCE IS REAL 
DOG SCIENCE 
THEY PEE PLACES
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Missy @pocketfulofacorns.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
出る釘は打たれる
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Missy @pocketfulofacorns.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ok but do you know the struggle of never being able to use fragrant body wash because you’ll end up wanting to claw off all of your skin? I think not
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
retrofitted a t-shirt cannon for hardboiled eggs and now i'm the most popular guy at the golden corral
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Dan Tuke @danieltuke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Timeless advice:
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Hackers heat French supermarket fridges, sparking fires and spoiling food | CNN
Hackers raised the temperature of refrigerators and freezers ​at hundreds of French supermarkets to as high as 50 degrees Celsius (122 degrees Fahrenheit) overnight, causing fires and spoiling food.
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Runtripfall69 🏳️‍⚧️🐰♀️ @runtripfall69.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Ruth Nineke @ruthnineke.co · 13/10/2026
THIS IS MY WIFE BTW 👇🏽💖🤩
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Ruth Nineke @ruthnineke.co · 13/10/2026
When I say I support women's wrongs I mean I wish more women would do worse things. Hop to!
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Missy @pocketfulofacorns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Asking men “what that forearm do” iykyk
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
All of this 🔥
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Watching a data center burn to the ground might be the highlight of our year
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
men take note of who in this story comes out looking genuine and respectful and who comes out looking like a strain of syphilis that was granted a wish to become a real boy
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Missy @pocketfulofacorns.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“Oh, so you’re an ‘independent woman’?” …you mean an adult?
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Ew! Disgusted Reaction
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The orange goddess has appeared
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nailed it
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Jason Collette @jasoncollette.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Antonacci pulled a Sean Murphy
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Sean Murphy As
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!
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Mick @mickandhisdog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Only public executions this century was by Iran & Al-Qaeda
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LyndaGood @lyndagood.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Justice should be about accountability, not spectacle. And if we have reached the point where a human execution is something to livestream, we ought to stop and ask ourselves how we got here and whether this is really who we want to be.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
how can you not be romantic about baseball
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Missy @pocketfulofacorns.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My daughter’s college has no sorority housing. When I asked why, she cited a “brothel law” (which turned out to be a myth). But one of the frat houses was recently lost to foreclosure and two are suspended from activities for same reasons as below. Have we learned nothing from Boys and Girls Alone
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented 93,000 Cringe Posts as a cautionary tale This Account: At long last, we have made 93,000 Cringe Posts from classic sci-fi novel Don't Make 93,000 Cringe Posts
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Missy @pocketfulofacorns.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The government’s scheme to Brave New World us by getting us all hooked on sugar worked on me. I’ve been on a strict keto diet but I’m sneaking in extra Olly vitamins all day like a fucking junkie
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"bluesky social" is short for "bluesky socialism." not many people know this
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Missy @pocketfulofacorns.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NOOOOOOO not the Grom 😭😭😭😭
Screenshot of a Ring Neighbors post showing nighttime security camera footage of a residential front yard and driveway. A white SUV is parked at the lower left. A portable basketball hoop stands near the driveway, and a circular landscaped area with a bush is visible in the lawn. A small, dark figure appears on the driveway and walks toward the street, pushing a small motorbike. Houses and streetlights are visible in the distance against the dark sky. The post is labeled “Stolen 2015 Honda Grom,” categorized under “Safety,” and notes that the footage was recorded on a Ring Floodlight Cam Wired Pro. Additional text shows the post was made 1 hour ago, 1.3 miles away, and has 51 views.
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Ruth Nineke @ruthnineke.co · 07/10/2026
Please remember to approach me the same exact way you would approach a male creative, writer, designer, business owner. Remember that experience and time are valuable. And you can always do it yourself.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thank you for reposting me. quick question: what's wrong with you
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Missy @pocketfulofacorns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look, even I can admit that sometimes I overdo it with the cheese
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Ruth Nineke @ruthnineke.co · 01/10/2026
But if you never admit that you’re carrying a neglected and wounded little girl inside you, you’ll never admit that you’re a grown woman who’s constantly trying to manipulate others into doing emotional labor for you. BIG PILL. TOUGH PILL.
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Can’t Trust People Who Don’t Trust Themselves
women presently in their 30s, 40s, and 50s, are still battling the demons from adolescent girlhood, of self-doubt, and wall-flowerism...
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Ruth Nineke @ruthnineke.co · 02/10/2026
You stay getting in your own way and then spilling a mouthful of apologies all over for things you wanted and never gave to yourself. GIRL. I'll sort you and your business right out in 10 weeks. ruthnineke.co/product/one-on-one-creative-coaching-business-planning-with-ruth-nineke/
confidence moves mountains. believe that you have something worth giving people
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