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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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aLec robBins @alecrobbins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
looked up mine and this is killing me lmao
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yall yelled at trans people for a month and CHANGE for this clown. A MONTH AND CHANGE! FOR A GUY ANY CALIFONIAN IN THE STATE CAN TELL YOU SUCKS ASS!
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
nathan fielder: you're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on a gray checked background looking totally full of shit:
why would I decieve you?
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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The Haunted One 🎃 @palmtungsten.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
PLAY THE WD-40 GAME
A yellow and blue mini CD-ROM in a rectangular plastic sleeve. The text on the CD reads
 "WD-40
www.wd40.com
• Play the WD-40 Game

• Get the List of 2000 Uses

• Interact and Learn

2001 JENTEC Interactive, Inc. All © Rights Reserved."
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Julia Lepetit @julialepetit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I made a beginners guide to voting and finding out about candidates for those who feel overwhelmed. Hope it helps! Vote in every election. youtube.com/shorts/e-1rS...
youtube.com
We Can’t Make the Same Mistakes Again
YouTube video by Secret Sleepover Society
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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The Slides @theslides.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"SERIES 78, AERO SPACE DEFENSE COMMAND BOX 1 OF 2 V-0092," slide 21 of 38 [gallery]
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Grant White @grantwhite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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The Slides @theslides.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"SERIES 78, AERO SPACE DEFENSE COMMAND BOX 1 OF 2 V-0092," slide 33 of 38 [gallery]
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Brian talking to a friend 
The text:
"What are my hobbies? My dude I'm over 40. Using WebMD to figure out why my neck feels like that? Trying to be friends with the crows? Taking a daily heartburn medication? Martinis? Is that a hobby?"
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Alpha Chrome Yayo @alphachromeyayo.com · 05/08/2026
Due to popular request... the oscilloscope can produce mind-boggling effects 2.0 (Kiwi edition)
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Nick (Breadbotnik) @breadbotnik.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Stop-mo PNGtuber for @foxander.bsky.social in the style of Fantastic Mr. Fox. Foxander messaged me about the idea and it seemed so cool! He sent me drawings and screenshots for the idea I got to work, it took a bit, but I streamed most of the process and am happy with the result! #3dart #vtuber
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"Mo yong" means "Useless" in Cantonese and it's on top of an A- test
A sticker that says "Mo Yong" on top of an A- test
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Andrew Sinclair @jandrewsinclair.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Californians: fun fact. The state comptroller basically operates a lost-and-found, where unclaimed property ends up. Sometimes this is just money that you are owed by somebody for something small that didn't end up in your hands. Anyway, it takes about one minute to search online: claimit.ca.gov
claimit.ca.gov
California Unclaimed Property
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Ironlily @ironlilyart.com · 29/07/2026
How to instantly catch every archer's attention around the world.
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Nick Calandra @nickjcal.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This new party game, Dear Passengers, was just announced from Flexus Games and it's the most impressive one of these games I've seen to date. Then I find out it's a Ukrainian based studio started in 2020 that made mobile games with 100s of millions of downloads and it's a 70-person team. Wow!
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The audio makes it so much worse. This shit sounds like if City 17 from Half Life 2 was run by cousins nobody talks to.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A genre of videogame should be “more enjoyable to play while listening to podcasts”
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
fesshole
@fesshole.bsky.social
My son is 11,autistic, and obsessed with Minecraft. I manage a team of 4 Database Engineers. At some point I started to talk to them like how the parenting courses told me to communicate with my son and the team morale and overall performance has shot up so much we got an award
8:20 AM • Apr 11, 2026
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Alex M-O | Wishlist Rune Fencer Illyia! @amodev.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I was reading the new google TOS email and I almost gasped when I saw this they really just said 'You don't want everything you have scraped by ai? then fuck off'
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 25/06/2026
We all have that one follower whose Like feels like this:
a frog being knighted
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talk show ghost @talkshowghost.com · 23/06/2026
fun fact: they found the original digital master tapes of all the Reboot episodes that we previously only had in VHS quality, refurbished the extremely rare and expensive tape machines required to play the masters, and are currently uploading them to youtube for free in 1080p! youtu.be/inKdUICLmXY
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ReBoot - S01E01 - The Tearing (HD)
YouTube video by Mainframe Studios
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
A 'parade' of mainstream gaming consoles from the past. 🎮🕹️👾 #gaming #consoles #blastfromthepast #retro
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Impulse buy
4 panel comic.
Panel 1: forg in front of a building that has a sign on top reading “shop”. He goes “oh”.
Panel 2: he steps through the door, we see him coming in from the inside. There’s a pink blob as the shopkeeper in the foreground with a tiny white hat. Forg asks “can I have one milk?” The shop owner says “no”. 
Panel 3: the pink shopkeeper behind his counter that also reads shop. He tells forg “but I have something else for you”. Forg says “oh?”
Panel 4: forg is now leaving the shop again, he’s wearing a big cowboy hat. We see now that the sign on the shop actually says “hat shop”. We never saw the entire sign and I suppose forg didn’t either!
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 18/06/2026
Tethys xkcd.com/3259/
Comic. [Saturn near smaller moon with craters. A long line of flat rockets carrying parcels is on its way to the moon.] [caption] After learning that Tethys is exactly 1/12th the size of Earth, the miniature art model builders launched a fleet of ships to begin their final, greatest project.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Happy group chats day
Tweet from David East (@davideastUK):

[middle english period group chat]

feudalismluvr: havin roast beef w/gravé tonite
groats4days: lol gravé
saxon_69: gravé
domesday_bloke: gravé
yas_faerie_kween: gravé

[le_borte_d'arthur has changed the group name to "gravé"]

@HaggardHawks
GRAVY is thought to derive from and Old French word, 'grané', that likely meant 'seasoned' or "well flavoured'. The N in 'grané' was likely misread for a U or a V in the Middle English period, and the mistake has remained in place ever since.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
In Engish, turkeys are named after the country Turkiye. In Turkiye, they're called "Hindi" named after India. In Hindi, they're sometimes called "Peru" named after...Peru. In Peru they're called "pavo" named after peacocks. Peacocks don't have a word for turkeys.
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Alex M-O | Wishlist Rune Fencer Illyia! @amodev.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
when a website accuses me of using an adblocker (i am)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/06/2026
Backup Plan In Case Menu Item Out Of Stock Most Well-Thought-Out Part Of Man’s Life theonion.com/backup-plan-in-case-me…
Backup Plan In Case Menu Item Out Of Stock Most Well-Thought-Out Part Of Man’s Life
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human scary bean @humanbean.net · 01/06/2026
whenever i think "i own enough t shirts already" i see something like this
a folded white t shirt, with the richard scarry worm in an apple car
above it, it says, "You got a fast car. I got a plan to get us out of here."
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Yamino @yamino.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here
Panel 1: Ami Mizuno saying to her friends, "I need you all to swear..."

Panel 2: All rhe girls saying, "FUCJ." with varying keels of enthusias.

Panel 2: Ami, flustered, saying, "Nghh!! Like, a promise??" And an offscreen voice saying, "ooh"
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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a Trade Alert graphic in the style of a sports social media account announcing the trade of two gorillas between the Pittsburgh and Boston zoos
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 14/05/2026
Spotted on Tumblr…
Screenshotted tweet:”If people are fighting for an orb you are reading fantasy. If people are fighting fir a cube you are reading sci-fi. If it gas more sides than that. I dont know. I dont know man.”
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Merryweather Comics @merryweatherey.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The Gooner War
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 04/05/2026
Cow tools
Cow tools
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Adam Macqueen @adammacqueen.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
SHAFT
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Absolutely bonkers footage of Ukrainian soldiers shooting down Russian drones in prop planes with shotguns. Not ai, came from an official Ukrainian account and verified by the WSJ.
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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Generational tweet that might even spawn a school of architecture.
Cairo Smith:
There's a common misconception that Brutalist buildings were unpainted, but thanks to microscopic analysis of the exteriors we can now recreate what they looked like in their prime.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Brian saying "I hope nothing goes wrong today" as he prepares to start work at THE EVERYTHING ALWAYS GOES WRONG FACTORY
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Zarithya😈💻 | Techubus VTuber @zarithya.online · 22/04/2026
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page
a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
gmod
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Katherine Lam @ LBX 431 @katherinelam.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
just found out this is watercolor and spent like a good five minutes pissed off
ilyra repin, watercolor painting, the 1899 pistol duel between Eugene Onegin and Vladimir Lensky that takes part in Eugene Onegin, A Novel in Verse, by Alexander Pushkin
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