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Jesse

@plaza.bsky.social
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internet guy he/him www.lordplaza.com

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Ectoplasma Ring @plasmaring.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
there used to be that evil overlord list where one of the things listed to prevent you from getting smoked by the heroes was making sure you had one average five-year-old child as an advisor to point out absurdly obvious flaws in your plan. I think tech companies could also benefit from this
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/09/2026
if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 17/07/2026
The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply
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🍫🤍❤️S'mone❤️🤍🍫 @smone.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This is how grocery shopping has felt lately
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Jesse @plaza.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This is so great!!! finance.yahoo.com/markets/stoc...
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P. Terry's Burger Stand Transitions to Employee Ownership Trust, Benefitting 1,800 Employees
P. Terry's Burger Stand, the Austin-based restaurant chain founded in 2005 and known for its people-first culture and commitment to community, today announced its transition to employee ownership thro...
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Jesse @plaza.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"Colonoscopy survived" in the style of an Elden Ring boss victory.
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Jesse @plaza.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
A guy can dream
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Jesse @plaza.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Pictured: the densest collection of bluebonnets in this entire city 🥺
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🕸 Russell 🕷 Briggs 🕸 @racieb.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This is where I'm posting from
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Jesse @plaza.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Happy Kacheek Day
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 08/12/2025
Monday
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crazydmnd.bsky.social @crazydmnd.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
If you told Goku about Thanksgiving he would start crying tears of joy
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mcc @dryad.technology · 07/11/2025
STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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Jesse @plaza.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Go New York!
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21/10/2025
the other thing i’ll say here is i am a bit frustrated with the narrative of online radicalization that treats it as akin to brainwashing. it lets individuals, families and communities off the hook for the choices they make and the environments they foster
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Jesse @plaza.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Meow Wolf was a fun time except for the brief and harrowing appearance of Mirror Jesse
A man frowning in a room of mirrors. Somehow, his reflection behind him is smiling.
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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 10/09/2025
RIP Haru Urara
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Mac Themes Garden @macthemes.garden · 30/08/2025
Blood - Corey Woollard macthemes.garden/themes/a8f36d9b240…
A preview of the Mac theme "Blood" by "Corey Woollard"
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Jesse @plaza.bsky.social · 13/07/2024
A guy can dream.
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Aanand @aanand.style · 14/08/2025
I try to be tolerant but every time I see someone misplace the apostrophe and write “ya’ll” I want to die
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Jesse @plaza.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
it took 9 hours and 51 minutes but I have successfully re-mudded and taped every drywall joint in the garage, if I wake up tomorrow then the kilz overcoat comes next
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
when someone I thought was normal says "seed oil"
Inglorious bastards 3 dot jpeg
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
the corollary to the absolutely true “one day, everyone will always have been against this” is that they’ll also never truly forgive you for being loud and right long before they were, unless you play along and pretend for them
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 24/07/2025
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Jesse @plaza.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZAe... yeah I'm gonna be super normal about this guy
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
feels like one of the main divides in how people view ai is the reaction to its ingratiating servile tone. when ai is like "ouhhhh i'm so sorry i got that wrong sir, let my try again, you were right my liege" tech guys are like "i like this" instead of "what the fuck is wrong with you"
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emily 🩷 @bbghost.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
i love replying to everything at work with the 🫡 emoji
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Jesse @plaza.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Cloverworks is putting so much love into this one. Everyone loves Marin. www.youtube.com/watch?v=75Wr...
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TVアニメ「その着せ替え人形は恋をする」Season 2│ノンクレジットエンディング映像
YouTube video by アニプレックス チャンネル
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
theonion.com
It Only Tuesday
WASHINGTON, DC—After running a thousand errands, working hours of overtime, and being stuck in seemingly endless gridlock traffic commuting to and from their jobs, millions of Americans were dishearte...
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The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 20/05/2025
my dipshit humanities associates degree from the pre-AI era is rapidly increasing in value, compounded by my ability to make eye contact while speaking extemporaneously with strangers
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/05/2025
analog throwbacks it's fine to be nostalgic for: 35mm film 70mm film vinyl records video game boxes analog throwbacks it's insane to be nostalgic for: 110 film 16mm film 8mm film half-frame cameras digital cameras older than the canon t3i cassette tapes CDs DVDs tube TVs
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Jesse @plaza.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
No Dragonfires?
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
On an alternate timeline, Bawls won the energy drink wars. Bush was defeated in a landslide. 9/11 was thwarted by one guarana-infused bostonite. Musk is still bald. Chinese and American leaders toast the "The Century Of Mutual Prosperity" with a chilled Bawls. It is also called the "Bawls Peace".
a blue bottle of bawls energy drink
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
you cannot bend on trans rights because maybe you're next, but also you cannot bend on trans rights because they are human beings with dignity and inherent value and throwing them or anyone else to the wolves is abhorent
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Jesse @plaza.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
ren faire’d
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Jesse @plaza.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
okay maybe I’m a little more out of shape than expected
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Just sealed some idiot within my crystal
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
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Jesse @plaza.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Happy Kacheek Day
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Every Transphobe Must Die
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 26/01/2025
Me and the boys going absolutely apeshit when someone puts on the cat brain rot song
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Jesse @plaza.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Snow day to dull the horrors
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Jesse @plaza.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Over the moon with this Neopets overlay by @lutarimon.bsky.social!!
A circle pose of a Disco Kacheek
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Jesse @plaza.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
raw dog streamers the only way to do it
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Jesse @plaza.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Words to live by!
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