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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Humbling creatively to learn Dolly Parton wrote Jolene and I Will Always Love You on the same day A bit reassuring to learn it was on "Write an Iconic Song for $5 off Apps and Games" day at Dave & Busters

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Been off the grid for a couple years, I'll be back to post in a bit, just gotta go check and see how much my monkey pictures are worth now

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Me: It's been a long time Her: It has Me: I shouldn't have left you Her (wiping a tear): I know Me: Without a dope beat to step to Her (weeping): I had no dope beats to step to!

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I may not have won the human cloning competition, but the real prize was the friends I made along the way

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Watching everyone back into parking spots makes me feel like Elaine in the diner screaming at all the people eating candy bars with a fork and knife

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

One of the reasons I'm glad my parents didn't name me Daniel is that I might have wasted all of 1992 thinking Sophie B Hawkins was saying "Dan, I wish I was your lover"

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

It must drive Elon crazy that even though we detest Trump as much / more than him, we will occasionally give Trump credit when he pulls off a good joke and that has never once happened with Elon

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

My trust issues began when House of Pain told me that if I came to battle bring a shotgun, but when I did they said I was a fool

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Route 66 is just a road and it's not even a single road

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Once again, wishing a happy Mother's Day to all you amazing heroes who work so hard to train moths. You are appreciated

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

clerk [checking my ID]: Dec 25th...are you a Christmas baby? me [blushing]: yeah...I am clerk [angrily snatching the beer off the counter]: Well I sure as hell ain't selling no alcohol to a baby!

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Scary: I just realized that if you take the midpoint of 86 and 47, it's 66.5 Round that up? 67 We've got a lot of middle school kids to prosecute

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Just sitting here thinking about the one who came from above, suffered, died, rose again, and then ascended to the heavens. I miss you E.T.!

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

On top of the greatest QB play I've ever seen the week before (vs GB). Caleb has GOAT potential

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Do not put another dime in the Jukebox Baby. The Jukebox Baby is an abomination

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

[Xmas morning] Santa: I'm back! Mrs C: Did you see the whore? S: [sigh] Kids lose teeth on Dec 24th. I'm gonna run into her. You know this

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Almost hit Christmas without remembering to reshare my alt version of Baby It's Cold Outside. Enjoy

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

There are two types of Christmas songs: 1) This sure is a lovely time of year 2) I want to fuck the Santa

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 19/12/2025

🚑 🎶 "I Saw Mommy Charged Five Grand for Gauze"🎶🚑 💰🎶"Halve Your Wealth to Repair Your Meniscus"🎶💰 🫤🎶"God Rest Ye Weary New Mother (For 24 Hours, Then Please Vacate the Maternity Ward)" 🎶🫤

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Holidays Songs for Life Under the US Health Care System

“I’m Dreaming of a Light Sickness” “All I Want for Christmas Is You… to Acknowledge Receipt of the Referral I’ve Sent in Fourteen Damn Times Now” “...

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Checking in with all the kings and queens who had multiple opportunities this Thanksgiving to reference Tim Robinson quotes and did so but managed to hold back on pulling up Netflix to make them watch the referenced sketch and endure the awkward silence

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

The downfall of democracy started in 1995 when ya'll voted blue to replace tan in the M&Ms. They learned we can't be trusted

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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

reposting here bc it’s only on the other site but… 5 years ago, I worked at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Update: The monkey has been elected governor

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

I have busted the ghost that was in your hood and which you were probably scared of and screaming Forgive me busting makes me feel good

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Every golf tip video: "Here's an easy way to stop topping your 3 wood: Make sure 65% of your weight is on the lead foot. Hinge your wrists no less than 22 degrees but no more than 24 degrees. Keep the club head facing the North Star. Then just relax and swing easy!"

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Happy National Sons Day to all sons who have joined their family business, allowing it to change its name to [Family Last Name] & Sons. You help keep this classic business naming convention going strong!

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ANTIFA 1776 @ladybroseph.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

If you don't listen to North American Friends @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social : Now is the time. You may think podcast gross. That's fair. But why not challenge the expectation? Engage w content that supports diplomatic relations w Canada & America. Help us expand the goodwill bc you like nice things.

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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 04/09/2025

The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Me: I'm allergic to Skyrizi My doctor: Then you probably shouldn't take- Me [popping a Skyrizi]: Shouldn't take a what? Dr: Um, a.... Me [in his face, downing Skyrizi]: Say it, you bastard, I dare you

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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/07/2025

"It’s time to just accept that some people like having sex with kids and focus on the fantastic things we’re doing to win back the respect of the world." — Donald Trump theonion.com/trump-urges-...

Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Crap, just realizing we forgot to Be Best

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

"Daddy, tell your story again, the scary one" Ha, ok. It was a clear black night, a clear white moon. Your daddy Pete was on the streets-

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

The inker to the artist on the first issue of Fantastic Four: "Why'd you have to go and make Thing so complicated?"

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

On the next Dog Police: Detective: Four bodies, maybe more Chief: My god, this is brutal [rookie cop vomits] Detective: Dammit son, get it together! [rookie cop nods, eats vomit]

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

i think, unfortunately, that this may be my masterpiece

An edit of the "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" sickos meme to replace the sicko with Cathy (from the syndicated newspaper comics) saying "Ack... ha ha ha... ACK!" with an expression of distress on her face. Her shirt also now reads "Ackos"

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

It's probably a good sign for democracy that on the rare occasion you see a political article that seems to have interesting facts, its behind a paywall

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Not sure how to feel about the fact that the most powerful man in the free world is currently fighting with the richest man on the planet using the same platform and maturity I used 10 years ago to complain that FuckJerry stole my friend's goat pun

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Son: Daddy, what was it like during the Dark Times? Me: Oh boy... Well, as you know, back then we didn't have Skyrizi™️

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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

the New Pope says he's from Chicago but he's *actually* from Naperville

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Promised the wife I'd quit gambling but can't stop eyeing this "Warriors in 7 + 3 jets in the ocean" parlay

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Pete Lynch @pjtlynch.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Influencer [approaching me, a colorblind man]: Would you like to try these special glasses that let you see color? Me [blushing]: Sure Influencer: Here you go Me soon after: [sobbing because I can finally see colors, and they fucken suck, complete horseshit, waste of everyone's time]

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