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Paul Iutzi

@pji.bsky.social
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Mostly not cheese.

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Martha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is possibly the worst thing I have ever read. It should be the only headline on every news source. It won't be. If you've experienced sexual assault, maybe don't read the details.
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Paul Iutzi @pji.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Editorial cartoon: I couldn't decide which idea I preferred so I drew them both. It's incredible how some politicians don't hesitate to embarass themselves.
caricature of Tommy Tuberville speaking while Baloo and Don Karnage stand in the background
TT: Would you be comfortable with a mentally ill furry being your pilot?
DK: He is to be talking about us, yes no?
Caption: Sen. Tommy Tuberville says 'Deranged' furry culture is flight safety risk
Forbes.com Sept24/2026cartoon: Peanuts style of Tommy Tuberville standing next to Snoopy as the World War One Flying Ace with his Sopwith Camel
Caption: GOP Senator Ahead of Midterms: Furry Airline Pilots are 'Terrifying'
Rolling Stone Sept23/2026
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Paul Iutzi @pji.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pushing Daisies is the unquestioned best series of the 21st century.
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Kate Klonick @klonick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is a very cute clip, but I love it for reasons that the episode doesn't really explore: *All networked technology comes down to chat* Talking to each other is either the foundation of all new networked technology or becomes inexorably tied up with it-- since the early days of the Internet 1/
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Nick Sousanis @nsousanis.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
It's that time in my Making comics intro course when I talk image-text relations, which gives me an excuse to share 2 favorite comics that do bewildering things that can only be done in comics! Ibn Al-Rabin's seminal Le Verbe Prophétique alongside the always brilliant @tomgauld.bsky.social. So good!
A six panel comic of a man and a woman where their word balloons are actually other panels (there are no words) indicating future actions and explaining why they did what they did.
a three panel comic about Søren Kierkegaard in which the text of the man reads backwards and the dog forwards "Life can only be understood backwards" and the dog "but it must be lived forwards"
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Magdaloween! 🏳️‍⚧️ @magsvisaggio.com · 24/09/2026
i will go to my grave saying this is the greatest comic of all time.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? 😭
Casablanca, the scene where actual French refugee Madeline LeBeau is singing the anthem of a nation that nobody on earth knows if it will ever exist again, because they had the audacity to make a WW2 movie before the war ended
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 11/09/2026
Why is 'lb' the abbreviation for 'pound'?
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Paul Iutzi @pji.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3S6...
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Lithium by Nirvana (Morgan James Cover)
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Marian Call @mariancall.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
bugs is a trickster god, an ageless elder being one should take pains not to cross. he must be treated with respect or dire consequences follow
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Paul Iutzi @pji.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We have passed the cicada time of the year.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Whimsy is actually a form of resistance against a world that wants us to be miserable. Says Skeletor trying to keep the whimsy even when the world is truly miserable.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 04/09/2026
When I talked about "cancer capital", I said that VC didn't use to work like this. Here, I break it down. Did you know: neither Microsoft nor Apple used venture funding to get started? And initial funding rounds have gotten six THOUSAND times larger since those days? www.anildash.com/2026/09/04/v...
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Cancer Capital: VC didn’t use to work like this - Anil Dash
A blog about making culture. Since 1999.
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Paul Iutzi @pji.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I love the art style and panel layout of Legion of Super-Heroes #1 so much!
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Stephen Granade @granades.com · 28/08/2026
It’s the Feast of St. Augustine day so time to re-up @artofmarza.bsky.social’s depiction, available as a print at www.artofmarza.com/product/sain...
Saint Augustine With Hippo, a drawing of the saint kneeling and crying while Moo Deng the pygmy hippo gnaws on his knee. The illustration is by @artofmarza
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Submit a Secondary Claim
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B'alith Tia | 7.56 spoilers @inmyleylines.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Find out who you are, and do it on purpose.
"Find out who you are and do it on purpose." — Dolly Parton
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton and Patti LaBelle playing their acrylics. Two icons.
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Paul Iutzi @pji.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Oh, right, Reacher! Need to catch up with seasons 3 and 4.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 15/08/2026
actually, I'm working on two bumper stickers
shitty black text on a shitty white background that reads "bumpy sticky"
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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 14/08/2026
I think about this a lot.
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eat shit, René Magritte
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Mauv @ThatsMauvelous • 1d the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light.
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Select all squares with traffic lights
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Pᴜʀᴇ Dᴇᴀᴅ Gᴀᴍɪɴɢ @puredeadgaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The results of the video I posted earlier was this iconic shot 👏 Danny León and his crew smashed it.
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Thomas @orginarymagoo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
How about...
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Oh, so *this* is how the writers are gonna bring together the A story and B story for the finale! Very cool. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/06/s...
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This A.I. Just Created Viruses Not Found in Nature
Scientists trained artificial intelligence on libraries of DNA and then asked the model to create recipes for viral genomes. Sixteen of them were viable, yielding new viruses.
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Kari Dru @karidru.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I'm dimly remembering a tumblr post theoretically from somebody entering faerie and a reply was like "if you eat any of that you'll be trapped forever" and OP said "that's the fae's problem." And just. Mood.
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Paul Iutzi @pji.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
One of them is insulted by your poor quality copper ingots. The other is discovering other families don’t have a poop knife.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
the worst part about having charles entertain cheese for a roommate is every night having to hear his girlfriend scream "cheese in me, chucky"
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Paul Iutzi @pji.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Downplay a book or movie: Buzzed Noon
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Paul Iutzi @pji.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
“No one? What? Are there no spirits here?” “I didn’t say that. I said no one has ever called them.” “Why? If there are spirits, I’m sure….” “The original name of this place was Mosquito Grove.” “Oh. Let try Minier then.” #nonsequitur #nonsequito
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Paul Iutzi @pji.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Dear Microsoft, I just spent some of my limited life trying to figure out why I lost some formatting when forwarding an HTML email in new Outlook. I understand that there is probably good reason why CSS support in Outlook sucks. It is a different medium than a browser. However, please suck less.
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the balletic poise, calm elegance and graceful athleticism of the panda.
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Tfw mothra gave you power of attorney
Two besuited men, one with a mustache and one with glasses, looking sorta to the camera, and the one on the right with the glasses is kinda smiling and asking "Mothra gave you power of attorney?"
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Write "Jimothy" in the Google search bar.
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
BARNEY MILLER: ✔️ ✔️✔️✔️ ✔️✔️✔️ ✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️
DUN:
Law & Order:✔️✔️ 
Britney Spears Hit Me Baby…:✔️✔️✔️ 
Bride walking down aisle:✔️     ✔️     ✔️✔️
McDonalds:✔️✔️    ✔️     ✔️     ✔️ 
Mario:✔️✔️      ✔️✔️     ✔️✔️
Mission Impossible: ✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️ ✔️✔️
Storm troopers:✔️  ✔️  ✔️  ✔️    ✔️✔️    ✔️   ✔️✔️
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 15/07/2026
EVERYTHING COMES BACK TO BODY AUTONOMY. guess what gender is? BODY AUTONOMY. it is about WHO is allowed to do WHAT with THEIR BODY. administration of exogenous sex hormones is value neutral; the core difference between this and a trans person is that one supports the fascist regime and one does not.
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Paul Iutzi @pji.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Coming soon to urinals near you. apple.news/A8cDlw6W6QMq...
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US Mint to begin producing $1 coins featuring Trump — POLITICO
The newly unveiled coin appears to skirt around restrictions on living presidents gracing currency.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Yep.
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Scare-emy Haunt Wheels @kateneely.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
in honor of Sam Neill, here is one of my favorite movies he ever made
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Come forward, patron saint of Bluesky!!
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Jack Graham @timescarcass.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Was watching an X-rated movie last night and suddenly they all started playing tennis. Very odd. But, as I always say, any sport in a porn.
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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Bonnie Tyler has died at 75. Spin around ninjas. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsgW...
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Total Eclipse of the Heart Literal Video Version
YouTube video by artistwithouttalent
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Paul Iutzi @pji.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I wonder how our local Freedom Oil stations are taking the news about these "Freedom Fuel" stations. www.freedomoil.com
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Family Owned since 1944 Convenience stores with locations in Illinois and Florida 3 Generations Later Freedom Oil Company is a 3rd generation, family-owned business that owns and operates retail conve...
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green with a question.
Blue: Hey can you help me make up my mind about something?

Green sits calmly and listens as Blue goes on, ponderously tapping his chin with the tip of his tail.
Blue: Okay, so I've got three options- no, wait, the second option makes no sense for this.

Green sits still while Blue goes on, looking over his shoulder to the direction he came from.
Blue: And now that I think about it, the third one is the same as the fist, but worse.

Satisfied with this talk, Blue carries on, returning the way he had come. Green has not moved at all.
Blue: The first it is, then.
Green: Glad to help.
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