Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Also please enjoy the moment when Katie Britt's soul leaves her body, like the scarf lady's did that time he wanted us to shoot up bleach :) 1382
Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My god, they thought they were going to make a whole DAY out of this gotcha, Benny Johnson and Hannity had tweets ready to go and forgot to abort them www.wonkette.com/p/new-stupid...wonkette.comNew Stupidest Republican Senator Just Dropped, Y’all. Meet Eric Schmitt.Tommy Tuberville, relinquish your crown! 2547
Reposted by Rebecca SchoenkopfAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026Klobuchar has Schmitt dead to rights: "The game in fact was in Maryland. For a senator to have false information & imply, based on confusion about name of a team, that you were in another city & somehow involved that day in what was happening in Georgia & call you a 'dirtbag' deserves an apology" 20871211508
Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026y'all are boring today be more entertaining 11220
Reposted by Rebecca SchoenkopfIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes. 329184693858
Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You sweet summer Mormon. www.wonkette.com/p/even-conse...wonkette.comEven Conservatives Feeling Some Kind Of Way About Don Jr.’s Russian Oligarch-Funded Wedding PartyWell, some of them are. 1171
Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026this disgusting bridge troll www.wonkette.com/p/rfk-found-...wonkette.comRFK Found A Use For The Office Of Minority Health. It Is Funding His Own Fancypants Security.Nevermind the maternal and infant mortality rates. 04814
Reposted by Rebecca Schoenkopfteamhamiltonhq.bsky.social @teamhamiltonhq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Meischa was Roger Marshall's patient. This is her story. 412014741
Reposted by Rebecca Schoenkopfutopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 25/09/2026Dairy farms in Kansas? Raided. Barton County? Texts about entire hotel blocks rented out by feds for the next weeks. It is a pogrom. This is called a pogrom. 2654212
Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Le code c'est moi. www.wonkette.com/p/donald-tru...wonkette.comDonald Trump Golden Ballroom Or Triangle Shirtwaist Factory?Le code c’est moi. 0163
Reposted by Rebecca SchoenkopfAnna Kornbluh @annakornbluh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026SOCIALIZE TO ORGANIZE the party must throw parties, daily joy is for everybody "a Sing in Solidarity choir, soccer and softball leagues, picnics and potlucks, “Coffee with Comrades,” a running club, dance parties, singles mixers, game nights and birding outings." www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/o...nytimes.comOpinion | Young Democrats Are Putting the Party Back in Politics. It’s Working.Fun, free events communicate a larger goal: that everyday people should be able to afford a joyful life. 421944
Reposted by Rebecca SchoenkopfWonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup! Just Say No (To Trump Bribes). Tabs, Fri., Sept. 25, 2026 www.wonkette.com/p/just-say-n... By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.socialwonkette.comJust Say No (To Trump Bribes). Tabs, Fri., Sept. 25, 2026Good morning, it’s your news roundup! 092
Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I give Melania one (1) credit. so that's the one she'll get from me this lifetime, congrats! 1130
Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Well after 15 minutes of phone tree to find the hidden "talk to a person" option and 2-+ hours on hold @mitreasury.bsky.social, explaining I've paid my state tax, been refunded, billed AGAIN and paid again only to get another refund check (this is three!), at least when I got someone he was rude. 1271
Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Very good deal. www.wonkette.com/p/trump-hall...wonkette.comTrump Hallucinating Miracle-Gro Deals With Belarus NowFind a different way to launder blood money to Putin. We’re sure you’ll think of something. 0286
Reposted by Rebecca SchoenkopfWonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026President Brain Genius Makes Greenland Arctic Security Deal Identical To Previous Greenland Arctic Security Deal www.wonkette.com/p/president-... By Brooke Binkowski @brooklynmarie.bsky.socialwonkette.comPresident Brain Genius Makes Greenland Arctic Security Deal Identical To Previous Greenland Arctic Security DealWell, another day to be a proud American, I guess. 26317
Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 19/09/2026why do you suppose the ONLY emails in my promotions tab that gmail marked as "important" today based on "Google magic" were from Ken Paxton, Jon Husted, Tom Emmer, and John Sununu? The only ones out of 500 emails. From people whose emails I have never opened. Why do you suppose that is? 5438
Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 19/09/2026fucking absolutely. AND ALSO, remember that Pete Hegseth got big by demanding a pardon for the AMERICAN HERO who ... shot little girls walking down by the river to the point that all his troops turned him in like what the fuck. So it's not going to be easy is what I'm saying. 0549
Reposted by Rebecca Schoenkopfan appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the CDC's initial proposal: when measles writes a note clearly taking responsibility for the death 1284
Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 18/09/2026CHOP, Children's Hospital of Philadelphia, is also the one Fetterman wouldn't meet with ... about their worries about ... measles. 228375
Reposted by Rebecca SchoenkopfRebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Wonkette will never have a paywall as long as I own it, but enough people give us money anyway that we all have 100 percent paid healthcare, no copays, and lots of other benefits ... as well as all those subscriptions. 1385
Reposted by Rebecca SchoenkopfRebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 18/09/2026And my total for subscriptions (reading, news, journalism, not apps or streaming or whatever) so far this year is $4170. Wonkette needs that for our job, most people don't. my goodness. And there's still many I won't, like Zeteo, if they don't give a few out for free so I can decide for myself. 1182
Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Laura Ingraham extremely worried about the safety of women in sports, wait. www.wonkette.com/p/noted-wome...wonkette.comNoted Women-In-Sports Defender Laura Ingraham Rages At ESPN’s Holly Rowe For Totally Normal ReasonsLaura Ingraham wants you to know she is a cool girl who is cool with AI videos of ladies gettin’ smacked. 1335
Reposted by Rebecca SchoenkopfDoktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It doesn’t matter to Trump whether the investigation holds up to scrutiny, or if eligible voters are kept from voting in the midterms. He just wants to cry "fraud," loudly Feds Looking For ‘Voter Fraud’ Sifting Through State Records For Funsies. What Could Go Wrong? www.wonkette.com/p/feds-looki...wonkette.comFeds Looking For ‘Voter Fraud’ Sifting Through State Records For Funsies. What Could Go Wrong?You know, apart from putting people in a database that might negate their votes and brand them as criminals. 0144
Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 16/09/2026MORE THAN ONE ROCKET LAUNCH AN HOUR, ALL YEAR. 8519
Reposted by Rebecca SchoenkopfKygosi @kygosi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’m not sure more wars will fix it 111
Reposted by Rebecca SchoenkopfAFinRenoFightsBack 🌊2026 🌊 @callyson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"Deloitte has made over $6 billion running error-prone eligibility systems that make it harder for Americans to get the healthcare and food aid they rely on" The real welfare queen 🤬 And thanks to @wonkette.bsky.social for the link: open.substack.com/pub/moreperf...open.substack.comWe Investigated The Biggest Welfare Scam In The CountryThe biggest welfare scam in the country is run by a consulting giant. 0128
Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'm sure we'll write about it again, but: www.wonkette.com/p/bestiality...wonkette.comBestiality Not A Total Dealbreaker At Kash Patel’s FBI AnymoreCome on in, MAGA? 2306
Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 13/09/2026this nazi (not Jake Lang, the other Nazi) showed up in the comments to complain, so we corrected www.wonkette.com/p/nazi-jake-...wonkette.comNazi Jake Lang Protested By Other Nazis As They All Crash 9/11 Memorial In NYCAnd Dom was there. 1226
Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I went OUT at NIGHT and took PICTURES and there's BOOBS and I only got ELEVEN (11) LIKES? 3211
Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This is the wise wisdom I imparted to my tween daughter at the Lily Allen Vengeance Tour last night (I know because I was so proud I texted it to my husband): "When you're grown up, you can be mad that your weird sex thing went wrong." 2261
Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 12/09/2026That one juror (?) city council meeting (?) brave opinion guy (?) meme: I don't think Adolf Hitler is in Heaven. 6280
Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I took some cold medicine before and I am absolutely feeling this video 2131
Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 11/09/2026www.wonkette.com/p/trumps-par...wonkette.comTrump's Pardoned Favorite Drug Dealer Ross Ulbricht, WonksplainedWhatever happened to Donald Trump calling for the death penalty for drug dealers? 0237
Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's real. "Goebel Farms" "corn maze" "honoring Charlie Kirk" is real. goebelfarms.com/corn-maze/goebelfarms.com2026 Corn Maze: Honoring Charlie Kirk2026 Corn Maze: Honoring Charlie Kirk We chose to honor Charlie Kirk because he believed that disagreement should lead to conversation, not violence. He spent much of his life bringing political de… 8181
Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Dok had fun with this post www.wonkette.com/p/did-you-kn...wonkette.comDid You Know Scott Brown Just Lost Another Senate Primary? We Didn’t Because F That B.No snu’s is good snu’s! 2183
Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 10/09/2026good lord Hasan Piker www.wonkette.com/p/republican...wonkette.comRepublicans Unveil Secret Midterm Weapon, It Is Hasan Piker’s DinglesmackusCook Political Report moves all races to ‘dresses left’. 1123
Reposted by Rebecca SchoenkopfAFinRenoFightsBack 🌊2026 🌊 @callyson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“I had every intention to pay, I was just struggling" “I was recently divorced...I could make partial payments, but it seemed like no matter what I said, they wanted the full amount at once” Roger Marshall is a monster! Gift link courtesy of @wonkette.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/2026/09/08/u...nytimes.comRoger Marshall Sued 700 Patients for Debts; 81 Were Arrested. Now He’s a Senator. (Gift Article)Patients sued by Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas were routinely charged 18 percent interest, The Times found. Some had bank accounts garnished. 0153
Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Anybody else want to be mad? www.wonkette.com/p/rfk-jr-put...wonkette.comHHS Prioritizes Boners, Sperm Count Over Infant Mortality, Maternal Health, Cancer, Etc.They just don’t line up with the agencies priorities. 23411
Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 04/09/2026you guys. YOU GUYS. A telemarketer from the Gabby Giffords foundation just called, thanked me for my past support, AND HUNG UP. 2440
Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I got an inbox reply to this morning's news roundup: "Fuck that CIA asset." Sigh. Sorry I can't get mad that in the 1950s she went to student festivals as American "America is cool and has freedom." I just can't. www.wonkette.com/p/g-l-o-r-i-...wonkette.comG-L-O-R-I-A! Tabs, Fri., Sept. 4, 2026Morning news roundup! Things to read! 6272
Reposted by Rebecca SchoenkopfAubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Man he really put “fuck them kids” in writing. 11629109