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Rebecca Schoenkopf

@wonkette.bsky.social
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I'm Rebecca, from Wonkette: 2004-still exists.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also please enjoy the moment when Katie Britt's soul leaves her body, like the scarf lady's did that time he wanted us to shoot up bleach :)
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My god, they thought they were going to make a whole DAY out of this gotcha, Benny Johnson and Hannity had tweets ready to go and forgot to abort them www.wonkette.com/p/new-stupid...
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New Stupidest Republican Senator Just Dropped, Y’all. Meet Eric Schmitt.
Tommy Tuberville, relinquish your crown!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Klobuchar has Schmitt dead to rights: "The game in fact was in Maryland. For a senator to have false information & imply, based on confusion about name of a team, that you were in another city & somehow involved that day in what was happening in Georgia & call you a 'dirtbag' deserves an apology"
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is ... well, good for Klobs!
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
y'all are boring today be more entertaining
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You sweet summer Mormon. www.wonkette.com/p/even-conse...
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Even Conservatives Feeling Some Kind Of Way About Don Jr.’s Russian Oligarch-Funded Wedding Party
Well, some of them are.
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this disgusting bridge troll www.wonkette.com/p/rfk-found-...
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RFK Found A Use For The Office Of Minority Health. It Is Funding His Own Fancypants Security.
Nevermind the maternal and infant mortality rates.
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teamhamiltonhq.bsky.social @teamhamiltonhq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Meischa was Roger Marshall's patient. This is her story.
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 25/09/2026
Dairy farms in Kansas? Raided. Barton County? Texts about entire hotel blocks rented out by feds for the next weeks. It is a pogrom. This is called a pogrom.
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Le code c'est moi. www.wonkette.com/p/donald-tru...
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Donald Trump Golden Ballroom Or Triangle Shirtwaist Factory?
Le code c’est moi.
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Anna Kornbluh @annakornbluh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SOCIALIZE TO ORGANIZE the party must throw parties, daily joy is for everybody "a Sing in Solidarity choir, soccer and softball leagues, picnics and potlucks, “Coffee with Comrades,” a running club, dance parties, singles mixers, game nights and birding outings." www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/o...
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Opinion | Young Democrats Are Putting the Party Back in Politics. It’s Working.
Fun, free events communicate a larger goal: that everyday people should be able to afford a joyful life.
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup! Just Say No (To Trump Bribes). Tabs, Fri., Sept. 25, 2026 www.wonkette.com/p/just-say-n... By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
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Just Say No (To Trump Bribes). Tabs, Fri., Sept. 25, 2026
Good morning, it’s your news roundup!
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I give Melania one (1) credit. so that's the one she'll get from me this lifetime, congrats!
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well after 15 minutes of phone tree to find the hidden "talk to a person" option and 2-+ hours on hold @mitreasury.bsky.social, explaining I've paid my state tax, been refunded, billed AGAIN and paid again only to get another refund check (this is three!), at least when I got someone he was rude.
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Very good deal. www.wonkette.com/p/trump-hall...
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Trump Hallucinating Miracle-Gro Deals With Belarus Now
Find a different way to launder blood money to Putin. We’re sure you’ll think of something.
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
President Brain Genius Makes Greenland Arctic Security Deal Identical To Previous Greenland Arctic Security Deal www.wonkette.com/p/president-... By Brooke Binkowski @brooklynmarie.bsky.social
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President Brain Genius Makes Greenland Arctic Security Deal Identical To Previous Greenland Arctic Security Deal
Well, another day to be a proud American, I guess.
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pray they do not alter it further
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
why do you suppose the ONLY emails in my promotions tab that gmail marked as "important" today based on "Google magic" were from Ken Paxton, Jon Husted, Tom Emmer, and John Sununu? The only ones out of 500 emails. From people whose emails I have never opened. Why do you suppose that is?
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
fucking absolutely. AND ALSO, remember that Pete Hegseth got big by demanding a pardon for the AMERICAN HERO who ... shot little girls walking down by the river to the point that all his troops turned him in like what the fuck. So it's not going to be easy is what I'm saying.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the CDC's initial proposal: when measles writes a note clearly taking responsibility for the death
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
CHOP, Children's Hospital of Philadelphia, is also the one Fetterman wouldn't meet with ... about their worries about ... measles.
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wonkette will never have a paywall as long as I own it, but enough people give us money anyway that we all have 100 percent paid healthcare, no copays, and lots of other benefits ... as well as all those subscriptions.
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And my total for subscriptions (reading, news, journalism, not apps or streaming or whatever) so far this year is $4170. Wonkette needs that for our job, most people don't. my goodness. And there's still many I won't, like Zeteo, if they don't give a few out for free so I can decide for myself.
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Laura Ingraham extremely worried about the safety of women in sports, wait. www.wonkette.com/p/noted-wome...
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Noted Women-In-Sports Defender Laura Ingraham Rages At ESPN’s Holly Rowe For Totally Normal Reasons
Laura Ingraham wants you to know she is a cool girl who is cool with AI videos of ladies gettin’ smacked.
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Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It doesn’t matter to Trump whether the investigation holds up to scrutiny, or if eligible voters are kept from voting in the midterms. He just wants to cry "fraud," loudly Feds Looking For ‘Voter Fraud’ Sifting Through State Records For Funsies. What Could Go Wrong? www.wonkette.com/p/feds-looki...
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Feds Looking For ‘Voter Fraud’ Sifting Through State Records For Funsies. What Could Go Wrong?
You know, apart from putting people in a database that might negate their votes and brand them as criminals.
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
MORE THAN ONE ROCKET LAUNCH AN HOUR, ALL YEAR.
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Kygosi @kygosi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m not sure more wars will fix it
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
here's your morning links!
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AFinRenoFightsBack 🌊2026 🌊 @callyson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Deloitte has made over $6 billion running error-prone eligibility systems that make it harder for Americans to get the healthcare and food aid they rely on" The real welfare queen 🤬 And thanks to @wonkette.bsky.social for the link: open.substack.com/pub/moreperf...
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We Investigated The Biggest Welfare Scam In The Country
The biggest welfare scam in the country is run by a consulting giant.
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm sure we'll write about it again, but: www.wonkette.com/p/bestiality...
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Bestiality Not A Total Dealbreaker At Kash Patel’s FBI Anymore
Come on in, MAGA?
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tipitina and Naaadja LIKE to FIGHT
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
this nazi (not Jake Lang, the other Nazi) showed up in the comments to complain, so we corrected www.wonkette.com/p/nazi-jake-...
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Nazi Jake Lang Protested By Other Nazis As They All Crash 9/11 Memorial In NYC
And Dom was there.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A scene from wolf of Wall Street wheee Leo asks someone to sell him a pen. In the meme that person is labeled anthropic, and he says it’s going to kill everyone
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I went OUT at NIGHT and took PICTURES and there's BOOBS and I only got ELEVEN (11) LIKES?
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is the wise wisdom I imparted to my tween daughter at the Lily Allen Vengeance Tour last night (I know because I was so proud I texted it to my husband): "When you're grown up, you can be mad that your weird sex thing went wrong."
Lovely tween daughter in IMPEACH red hat, me smiling goofily, in front of the crazy ornate Fox Theater Detroit columnsLily Allen really close, we had great seats, in hilarious white pleather (?) pointy BOOBS dress, I couldn't get the best angle of it. Huge screen of Lily Allen in tiny pussy shorts and then her on stage looking in her Barbie fridge
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That one juror (?) city council meeting (?) brave opinion guy (?) meme: I don't think Adolf Hitler is in Heaven.
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
splitters
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I took some cold medicine before and I am absolutely feeling this video
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Trump's Pardoned Favorite Drug Dealer Ross Ulbricht, Wonksplained
Whatever happened to Donald Trump calling for the death penalty for drug dealers?
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it is! it is your morning news roundup!
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's real. "Goebel Farms" "corn maze" "honoring Charlie Kirk" is real. goebelfarms.com/corn-maze/
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2026 Corn Maze: Honoring Charlie Kirk
2026 Corn Maze: Honoring Charlie Kirk We chose to honor Charlie Kirk because he believed that disagreement should lead to conversation, not violence. He spent much of his life bringing political de…
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dok had fun with this post www.wonkette.com/p/did-you-kn...
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Did You Know Scott Brown Just Lost Another Senate Primary? We Didn’t Because F That B.
No snu’s is good snu’s!
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
good lord Hasan Piker www.wonkette.com/p/republican...
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Republicans Unveil Secret Midterm Weapon, It Is Hasan Piker’s Dinglesmackus
Cook Political Report moves all races to ‘dresses left’.
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AFinRenoFightsBack 🌊2026 🌊 @callyson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“I had every intention to pay, I was just struggling" “I was recently divorced...I could make partial payments, but it seemed like no matter what I said, they wanted the full amount at once” Roger Marshall is a monster! Gift link courtesy of @wonkette.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/2026/09/08/u...
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Roger Marshall Sued 700 Patients for Debts; 81 Were Arrested. Now He’s a Senator. (Gift Article)
Patients sued by Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas were routinely charged 18 percent interest, The Times found. Some had bank accounts garnished.
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Anybody else want to be mad? www.wonkette.com/p/rfk-jr-put...
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HHS Prioritizes Boners, Sperm Count Over Infant Mortality, Maternal Health, Cancer, Etc.
They just don’t line up with the agencies priorities.
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Morning news roundup!
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
you guys. YOU GUYS. A telemarketer from the Gabby Giffords foundation just called, thanked me for my past support, AND HUNG UP.
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I got an inbox reply to this morning's news roundup: "Fuck that CIA asset." Sigh. Sorry I can't get mad that in the 1950s she went to student festivals as American "America is cool and has freedom." I just can't. www.wonkette.com/p/g-l-o-r-i-...
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G-L-O-R-I-A! Tabs, Fri., Sept. 4, 2026
Morning news roundup! Things to read!
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Man he really put “fuck them kids” in writing.
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