Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026wanting a lot of ice in your drink vs having to fill up the ice maker 000
Reposted by Jordan PizzaSarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I very badly misread this and thought it was a Scarlett Johansson in ghost in the shell situation 351834224
Reposted by Jordan PizzaChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026GMAN: (Naked except socks and an apron and holding a pan) Why. Hello there. Sleepy Head. Looks. Like my. Big. STRONG. Man. Had a. busy night. I made us eggs. Mr. Free. Man. [heh] 631736
Reposted by Jordan PizzaThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ed Sheeran is a centrist coward. Not "taking a side" on genocide is pro genocide 1747987
Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I may get my ass eaten for this but Buc-ee's is awful, overstimulating, notoriously and frivolously litigious, and an unspoken conservative dogwhistle. and I'm only hyperbolizating slightly 010
Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It's almost time for the pinkin pie the peeken pie the pancake pi-wait NO PANCAKE the ping ping pie the apple pie 011
Reposted by Jordan PizzaKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Just saw someone celebrating Kirkmas early 201733197
Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 31/08/2026*to the tune of no one mourns the wicked* ay yo dude, that's wicked 000
Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I need the EU to break apart the first party requirements of Digital Wallets. I doubt there are laws requiring it, and the only thing blocking Graphene for me is stuff like that. 000
Reposted by Jordan PizzaOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026seems like a good time to remind people that Niemöller (the author of the confession memorialized in the "First they came for the Communists" poem) was a Hitler supporter, and made that confession after spending time in the Dachau concentration camp 3540931147
Reposted by Jordan PizzaBoner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it. 2162621959
Reposted by Jordan PizzaChise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Some people might not be aware, but it is entirely possible that without Dolly Parton we wouldn’t have had a COVID vaccine. She partly funded Moderna’s research and gave the largest individual contribution to make it all happen. Just gives you an idea of the kind of person she was. 235281257745
Reposted by Jordan Pizzavanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026like if you have a terminal diagnosis or something you might as well, right? 0191
Reposted by Jordan Pizzavanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026someone can do all of us a massive favor and be remembered for centuries. that could happen any day of the week and each day i wake up and it doesn’t. 1324
Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 25/08/2026would "hoarding hobos" imply you're hoarding hobos, or that the hobos themselves are hoarding because "hobos hoarding" sounds like how you'd say that 000
Reposted by Jordan PizzaSuprdee2 @suprdee2.com · 21/08/2026I am losing my mind right now. Dav Pilkey sent me a care package. I am over the moon over what I am witnessing. 27538107
Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 22/08/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOK3...youtube.comSquidward - And when you do, I'll be there! I'll be there! (Laughs hysterically and runs away)YouTube video by The Team Awesomeness Vault 000
Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 17/08/2026jd power and associates had a larger influence on me than i'd like to admit 110
Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026never forget that the first interaction I had with a new yorker was them showing me how to fare evade 000
Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 08/08/2026normal for cum to come out like a string cheese google? 110
Reposted by Jordan Pizzajam @socialistboat.dad · 08/04/2025(ms. rachel showing a squad of UMD-YDSA militant recruits how to clean the breech and bolt carrier group of a looted m4 carbine during the 2027 Hyattsville Offensive) aaaand open! yaaaay! 647977
Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Before he was Obama... he was... he was... ...he was... 010
Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The devil bringing Mitch and Lindsey Graham Home youtu.be/lJyClvtDZOoyoutu.beToy Story - Double PrizesYouTube video by CMMDieguez81 000
Reposted by Jordan PizzaInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Tap into the most powerful revenue stream you have. www.theonion.info 491835271
Reposted by Jordan PizzaDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026the egg price thing under biden was all fake lol 313103103028
Reposted by Jordan PizzaEvery SpongeBob Frame In Order @esfio.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Season 3 Episode 6 - Frame 2355 out of 2708 021
Reposted by Jordan PizzaDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 26/06/2026This confirms what the CDC leader said before she was fired. Kennedy wanted the science to be cooked until it aligned with his politics. 302074842
Reposted by Jordan PizzaJamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 25/06/2026"we do six Watergates before lunch every day" 1224491914
Reposted by Jordan PizzaUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Okay. Then block me. 252477754
Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 25/06/2026man, I wish I could like popular stuff while it's still popular 000
Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 25/06/2026kids named "Claude" are the new kids named "Alexa" naming my kid "Google Assistant" 000
