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Jordan Pizza

@pizzaface.bsky.social
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he/him Programmer, Shitposter, Problem Solver

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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
wanting a lot of ice in your drink vs having to fill up the ice maker
yin and yang
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I very badly misread this and thought it was a Scarlett Johansson in ghost in the shell situation
Bluesky trending topic of ‘Meryl Streep cast as Aslan’
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GMAN: (Naked except socks and an apron and holding a pan) Why. Hello there. Sleepy Head. Looks. Like my. Big. STRONG. Man. Had a. busy night. I made us eggs. Mr. Free. Man. [heh]
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is a centrist coward. Not "taking a side" on genocide is pro genocide
Macklemore "Ed was in an fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it has never been before . He told me that the words "Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tena of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing "I don't take sides"
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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ape attack survivor
@pissvortex

Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress
took it and asked what it was and why it said
"pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X
Money and she said they don't take that but
when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I
told her just to try it so she did but it declined
which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk
@Support

Follow

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Austin
@pissvortex

Issued by Cross River Bank
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I may get my ass eaten for this but Buc-ee's is awful, overstimulating, notoriously and frivolously litigious, and an unspoken conservative dogwhistle. and I'm only hyperbolizating slightly
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Official Fleshlight honoring 9/11
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what did he mean by this
Screenshot of a Truth Social post from Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump), posted 9/10/26 at 6:54 AM, showing 2.14k ReTruths and 10k Likes. The text reads: "The Republican Midterm Convention last night, in Dallas, was a major, sold out hit, far bigger, better, and more important than anyone thought possible. It was really something, streaming all over the place, and really big numbers, despite going up against the NFL. The overall numbers beat the NFL. The Arena, which was really nice, beat its own attendance records. The place was packed! Almost as packed as that nasty HASAN PIKER! Exciting 'Stuff!' MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!"
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's almost time for the pinkin pie the peeken pie the pancake pi-wait NO PANCAKE the ping ping pie the apple pie
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just saw someone celebrating Kirkmas early
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‪☭ Lib Exploder @mecha-lenin-3000.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Joe Brandon with a speech bubble pointing to the quoted post
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 02/09/2026
news
US map with a Skeleton burning in hell overlayed on it. NYC is marked with a puppy and a rainbow
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
*to the tune of no one mourns the wicked* ay yo dude, that's wicked
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I need the EU to break apart the first party requirements of Digital Wallets. I doubt there are laws requiring it, and the only thing blocking Graphene for me is stuff like that.
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Bullets aren't enough for this pile of shit.
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
underrated joke 👑
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
seems like a good time to remind people that Niemöller (the author of the confession memorialized in the "First they came for the Communists" poem) was a Hitler supporter, and made that confession after spending time in the Dachau concentration camp
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
charlie kirk mission
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
🎶 He stood unshakened.... A voice in the storm...🎶
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it"
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Some people might not be aware, but it is entirely possible that without Dolly Parton we wouldn’t have had a COVID vaccine. She partly funded Moderna’s research and gave the largest individual contribution to make it all happen. Just gives you an idea of the kind of person she was.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
like if you have a terminal diagnosis or something you might as well, right?
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
someone can do all of us a massive favor and be remembered for centuries. that could happen any day of the week and each day i wake up and it doesn’t.
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Teen Titans GO to the polls!
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
would "hoarding hobos" imply you're hoarding hobos, or that the hobos themselves are hoarding because "hobos hoarding" sounds like how you'd say that
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I just had to make the obvious Gamergate + AI joke because it's in my reply guy contract.
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Yeaaaah, I can agree with that. It's partially an "overpopulation" problem. LLMs made dumb people feel smart, so dumb people are now "participating" in what used to be a very trust-based exercise. You used to be able to trust that the person who opened a PR on your branch had a reason to.
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
AI is even taking Misogyny from us?
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Suprdee2 @suprdee2.com · 21/08/2026
I am losing my mind right now. Dav Pilkey sent me a care package. I am over the moon over what I am witnessing.
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOK3...
youtube.com
Squidward - And when you do, I'll be there! I'll be there! (Laughs hysterically and runs away)
YouTube video by The Team Awesomeness Vault
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
we need to go back in time
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
woah mama
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
jd power and associates had a larger influence on me than i'd like to admit
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
never forget that the first interaction I had with a new yorker was them showing me how to fare evade
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
GAH thoughtLESSness, not thoughtFULness.
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I've see both extremes. People who have offload everything in the pursuit of thoughtfulness. You could argue that the holes were in their brain before AI to even think that. It makes me understand and respect the people who abstain completely. I don't blame them, nor you for hating it for that.
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Again, I'm not here to convince you because I think we agree somewhat. I have dealt with the consequence of cognitive offload, and it's hard to admit. That being said, the industry that I'm in has worked this into their efficiency requirements, and the responsibility is on me to handle that.
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
wrong, we see do it to see if the peas come upside down or not
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Of course there's valid uses for AI, but what's important is that 99℅ of the public uses it for Ghilbi-fication. For every 1 user who actually utilizes it, 4 are mucking around. Those who complain about it are likely in the latter half.
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I find that it's very much the same mentality of "Not All Men" crowd. It's clear to those who use AI for more useful/positive things that there's still a very strong resistance to it, and for good reason. Its a useful technology owned by evil billionaires and techno-fascists.
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
GOOGLE DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
normal for cum to come out like a string cheese google?
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 08/04/2025
(ms. rachel showing a squad of UMD-YDSA militant recruits how to clean the breech and bolt carrier group of a looted m4 carbine during the 2027 Hyattsville Offensive) aaaand open! yaaaay!
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Before he was Obama... he was... he was... ...he was...
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John @jjbjr.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
how i feel rn
eriKa KirK being fucking insane
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The devil bringing Mitch and Lindsey Graham Home youtu.be/lJyClvtDZOo
youtu.be
Toy Story - Double Prizes
YouTube video by CMMDieguez81
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
she finger my bill till my dick sprang
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