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Jordan Pizza

@pizzaface.bsky.social
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he/him Programmer, Shitposter, Problem Solver

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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
wanting a lot of ice in your drink vs having to fill up the ice maker
yin and yang
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what did he mean by this
Screenshot of a Truth Social post from Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump), posted 9/10/26 at 6:54 AM, showing 2.14k ReTruths and 10k Likes. The text reads: "The Republican Midterm Convention last night, in Dallas, was a major, sold out hit, far bigger, better, and more important than anyone thought possible. It was really something, streaming all over the place, and really big numbers, despite going up against the NFL. The overall numbers beat the NFL. The Arena, which was really nice, beat its own attendance records. The place was packed! Almost as packed as that nasty HASAN PIKER! Exciting 'Stuff!' MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!"
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
AI is even taking Misogyny from us?
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
we need to go back in time
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
woah mama
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
wrong, we see do it to see if the peas come upside down or not
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Okay, coming back to admit I was wrong about this fact unintentionally. I apparently had flipped on an experimental setting in Brave that automatically performs this *without* an external extension. Apologies for the mislead, I certainly didn't mean to cause an issue @hankgreen.bsky.social!
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
bar
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Seems like there's some issues on mobile with the theme. You might wanna tell your devs to look at `prefers-dark-mode` to ensure the text properly shows 🫡
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
- I'm not a basketball fan - I'm not in NYC save the fucking trip, secret service
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
enjoying the show, doc? neyah, yous should buckle up, you'll loves the next part
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Cat throws tomato at the stupid fucking Zionist
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
these two are quaking in their boots atm
some weird bitmoji oc i used to see everywhere
he's got shades on and kinda looks like a latino nostalgia critic peter griffin, who was known for explaining jokes
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
fuck the long term I need that
a photo of Pillsbury "Quick Break"
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
what's wild is that it's more than likely that Elon was hoping to see Jeffrey at this party and Jeffrey sent Ghislane to keep him off It absolutely explains the weird energy in this photo
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
ninja: *flinches* me:
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
how it feels to smoke a j and listen to aria math
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
me finishing writing these and going back to the article to see this: 🙃
Kosmyna says that she and her colleagues are now working on another similar paper testing brain activity in software engineering and programming with or without AI, and says that so far, “the results are even worse.” That study, she says, could have implications for the many companies who hope to replace their entry-level coders with AI. Even if efficiency goes up, an increasing reliance on AI could potentially reduce critical thinking, creativity and problem-solving across the remaining workforce, she argues.
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
tooth cracked no dentists to fix it family guy frame page posted this frame facebook got blocked for 3 days just waiting for the next piece of this to drop
Stewie Griffin making a P U motion at Chris Griffin's Ass.
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
i love my husband so dearly because sometimes he'll accidentally do things like order kings hawaiian rolls via shipping
Kings Hawaiian Rolls expected for delivery April 29th (a week from now) via USPS
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
there are cool spaceships everywhere for those with the eyes to see
a facebook marketplace listing for "New Holland 824 Corn Head" priced at $2000. It looks vaguely like a spaceship
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
not falling for this one again
This image displays a series of Twitter screenshots where a user named "joseph" (username @WhitexicanJFF) advertises a "fart video" available on their OnlyFans account. Another user, "Josh" (username @fartlover_j), responds by claiming they subscribed but did not find the video, accusing Joseph of false advertising. Joseph clarifies that the video requires an additional payment via direct messages, which Josh critiques, stating the advertisement was misleading and requesting a refund. Josh expresses frustration, saying this kind of behavior leads to creators not lasting long on the platform.
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
@jeremysmiles
@jeremysmiles
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
this is just so wild to me
this is just so wild to me
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
.@50FirstTates you were right to say it and you should say it
.@50FirstTates 

you were right to say it and you should say it
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
FREE WIFI ANYWHERE YOU GO *HOLD UP* RI DI DI DI DI DE-OM BUM
FREE WIFI ANYWHERE YOU GO

*HOLD UP*
RI DI DI DI DI DE-OM BUM
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
y'all, i am gonna fucking cry this is amazing
y'all, i am gonna fucking cry

this is amazing
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 28/04/2024
While not a new idea of mine - it's one that I recently completely rewrote from the ground up around this tweet. Presenting: CoupCoup (Coo-Coo)! Made this for the @google Gemini Hackathon on @devpost! (1/...)
While not a new idea of mine - it's one that I recently completely rewrote from the ground up around this tweet.

Presenting: CoupCoup (Coo-Coo)!



Made this for the @google Gemini Hackathon on @devpost!

(1/...)
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
what the FUCK is this TikTok suggested reply
what the FUCK is this TikTok suggested reply
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
i have an extension that chooses a random frame as the thumbnail for a video and got this today
i have an extension that chooses a random frame as the thumbnail for a video and got this today
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
he cheesin
he cheesin
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Jordan Pizza @pizzaface.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
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